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Short Polish<->English translations [1040]
I'll try:
wykreowalam sobie nawet synka, ktorego ktos mi w koncu jeszcze zrobi
I even imagined myself my little boy, a son - eventually somebody get me pregnant.
przytul sie teraz do migacza bo ja tylko do 40 letniej boazeri, ktora bum najchetniej mlotem sciupala
Hug your flasher (? I don't know what this person meant saying 'migacz') because I can only hug my 40 y. old wooden paneling, which I would love to smash with the hammer.
ukladaj sobie zycie, nie zapomnij mi wyslac happy pics a jak cie szarosc zycia jeszcze kiedys przytloczy to ci qwarantuje, ze za mna i moja sielanka zatesknisz
Build a good life, don't forget to sent me happy pics and if you feel overwhelmed by this life then I guarantee you that you will miss me and my idyll.
For sure a lot of stylistic errors - but I'm not a native English speaker.