Would anyone be offended if someone was to call you stara kobieta? want to poke fun at a female friends age even though shes only 27(4 months older than me)
Well, would you be offended if someone said "you have a small dick? ;) Unless you're a woman than you DEFINITELY do not want to hear that!" LOL
Seriously, you never joke about age with women no matter what nationality they are... Remember they're from Venus - different rules over there...
... Yes I have been learning Hawai'ian on the side. I think it would be important to know if/when I move to Kaua'i.
Kauai'i rocks - I live on Oahu... ;)
A hui hou
PS. Your link doesn't work
Rozmawia dwóch facetów:
- Jak pieszczotliwie zwracasz sie do żony?
- Mówię do niej:kochanie, skarbie,słoneczko.A ty?
- Ja nazywam ja flanelka.
- Dlaczego flanelką?
- Bo to takie zdrobnienie od szmaty.
if you know what flannel is, you will surely get it :-
I don’t get this joke but I’m sure I translated it all wrong so help me out here…
Two guys are talking::
- What kind of sweet (flattering, praising) words (or compliments) do you use when addressing your wife?
- I say to her: darling, dear, sunshine. And you?
- I call her a piece of fleece.
- Why fleece?
- Because it's such a diminutive form of a rag.
Did I get it right? If so, what’s funny about a rag? Here “she’s on the rag” is an unflattering way of saying she's on her period; so I just don’t get the joke…
PS. Great screen name btw, just too many "j's" and "a's" and... LOL