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WHAT TRAITS DO POLISH MEN LOOK FOR IN A FEMALE? [34]
Pretty sure Polish men go for a woman who is:
Your list is an excellent start. Could I just add a few more requirements:
- No interest whatsoever in Jimmy Choo shoes
- Fear of credit cards
- Ability to change a lightbulb without calling in an electrician
- No inclination to want to learn golf and insist upon accompanying their partner on to tthe course
- Encyclopedic memory for all things other than those said by partner
- A mother who is at least 5,000 miles away and who cannot master the use of a webcam
- A father who recognises that losing a daughter is a very good thing
- Must like football
- Is happy to serve beer to partner and mates watching the big game but then withdraws without saying a word
- Can be out of the bathroom in under two hours
- Can tolerate toothpaste tubes without the caps on
If anyone knows an available female who satisfies both lists then PM me and we'll arrange a deal (trade in);)