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Posts by szarlotka  

Joined: 20 Feb 2007 / Male ♂
Last Post: 2 Sep 2013
Threads: Total: 8 / Live: 0 / Archived: 8
Posts: Total: 2205 / Live: 134 / Archived: 2071
From: UK
Speaks Polish?: Nie
Interests: Skiing, mountains, music, reading, taking the mickey and terrapins

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szarlotka   
18 Jan 2010
Life / Do you think that Polish people are rude? [951]

No. But you are allowed to graze sheep on Hampstead Heath at no cost and to take one carp a year from my lake for Christmas. Plus I have to buy you a beer on every day of each month that starts with a J.
szarlotka   
18 Jan 2010
Life / Do you think that Polish people are rude? [951]

and there we have it! McCoy proves that Poles are in fact rude.

Nah. It proves that McCoy has a wicked sense of humour and enjoys winding people up.... which means he's also an honorary Brit;)
szarlotka   
18 Nov 2009
Work / Teaching English in Zakopane, is it safe? [45]

You should be fine but try to avoid heavy drinking mountaineers. They can be a little rowdy, more cantankerous than standard folks after drinking.

Oh no we're not. we're happy drunks who pile chairs up high and climb them.

On topic - You'll be fine in Zakopane
szarlotka   
12 Nov 2009
Travel / Hard Candy - Krakow, Poland - reviews? [131]

Now i know not go somewhere i where i get invited from the street...

An Innocent Abroad.

It's a safe practice in general

Absolutley
szarlotka   
26 Aug 2009
Life / Why Do You Love Poland? [907]

That is why most people die in Poland before they are fifty

only those that you know?
szarlotka   
7 Aug 2009
Law / POLISH BEER IMPORT TO UK [37]

with marks

I volunteer to be official taster and marker. As long as someone else goes to Tescitz to pick up the samples. I don't do the dark side;)
szarlotka   
28 Jul 2009
Love / WHAT TRAITS DO POLISH MEN LOOK FOR IN A FEMALE? [34]

Pretty sure Polish men go for a woman who is:

Your list is an excellent start. Could I just add a few more requirements:

- No interest whatsoever in Jimmy Choo shoes
- Fear of credit cards
- Ability to change a lightbulb without calling in an electrician
- No inclination to want to learn golf and insist upon accompanying their partner on to tthe course
- Encyclopedic memory for all things other than those said by partner
- A mother who is at least 5,000 miles away and who cannot master the use of a webcam
- A father who recognises that losing a daughter is a very good thing
- Must like football
- Is happy to serve beer to partner and mates watching the big game but then withdraws without saying a word
- Can be out of the bathroom in under two hours
- Can tolerate toothpaste tubes without the caps on

If anyone knows an available female who satisfies both lists then PM me and we'll arrange a deal (trade in);)
szarlotka   
14 Jun 2009
Life / Do you think that Polish people are rude? [951]

Juche Today, 14:03

Nice to see you around Comrade. For a moment I thought you had been vaporised in that last nuclear detonation.
szarlotka   
27 May 2009
Life / Do you think that Polish people are rude? [951]

Wow, you have no freedom to walk to a window?

Could be for health and safety reasons following the twenty eight people who had jumped from said window after failing to have their problems resolved by the ZUSers despite having visited on average 16 times each;)
szarlotka   
29 Apr 2009
Genealogy / Are all Poles blue eyed and blonde? [450]

A lot of you people are clearly nuts.

This place is like some sort of mental asylum most of the time. Pft...

Forum etiquette requires you to have posted at least 100 times before calling us bonkers, even if it is plainly evident that some of us are genuinely deranged;)
szarlotka   
31 Mar 2009
Law / How do I verify a Polish company's existence? [240]

I'm feeling left out. Noone writes to me offering me zillions of dollars fro just sending them my account details. Do I have to keep on working still longer?
szarlotka   
9 Mar 2009
Language / Polish sayings [237]

Thank you. That is going to come in handy later.
szarlotka   
6 Mar 2009
Life / Womans day in Poland? [242]

Womans day in Poland?

Great. I'll take three please.
szarlotka   
5 Feb 2009
Life / Polish Organizational Skills [83]

Steady on Stig. I think Seanus was referrring to the general your rather than your your if you see what I mean.
szarlotka   
5 Feb 2009
Life / Polish Organizational Skills [83]

I find this with all big companies, everywhere, no?.

That's different from my experience SeanBM. Most of the companies I have worked for in western Europe and the US/Canada/Australia have actually had very good delegated authority and reposnibility, certainly within the last tenm years or so. Yes there always exceptions and I certainly exclude government agencies from that.
szarlotka   
5 Feb 2009
Life / Polish Organizational Skills [83]

I thought that way of life was supposed to be left behind in 1991.

Change in management practices will only come from the top or from an influx of foreign or returning Polish managers. It's a question of how long that will take to permeate through I guess. There were definite signs of improvement in my time there. Maybe the governmrnt should send all CEOs to Harvard for a year:)
szarlotka   
5 Feb 2009
Life / Polish Organizational Skills [83]

Maybe my thoughts on this are out of date given that may last full time working in PL was getting on for five years ago now. I had three years of working for a major company in Warsaw and in general I would agree that the planning skills were not as strong as other countries I've worked in. The major frustration of working there for me though was the inability of people to make decisions without consulting up the hierarchy. This led in turn to a reluctance to plan as it was always their bosses' repsonsibility. The whole cycle did my head in on numerous occasions. The organisation was previously state owned and managed so maybe that excacerbated the problem. Not to say that the ones who did plan and had delegated authority were not good. In fact some of them were excellent. Management practices in PL will take time to evolve and mature. I would be interested to hear if they have since my days there.
szarlotka   
4 Feb 2009
Real Estate / House prices in Poland to drop more or rise again? [228]

Property clearly doesn't always go up

... in flames, unless you bought a holiday cottage in Wales in the 80s when of course such a guarantee could be given. Come home to a real fire..
szarlotka   
3 Feb 2009
History / Polish mathematicians who solved the Enigma machine [86]

And it was also the british who captured the enigma machines

The use of the word also implies that you think that the British played the major role in cracking the enigma cryptography. Not true. Without the work of the Polish mathematicians they would nt have had the head start they needed. Subsequent variations of the code were decyphered by Bletchley Park.

Another link

chc60.fgcu.edu/EN/HistoryDetail.aspx?c=1