Better Roads
Just take a train: they're far better and cheaper than the English ones.
The art of queuing!
There is an art to it, you just don't understand how it is done.
Top Quality steaks
There are excellent steaks to be had, you just need to know where to look.
Stella Artois.. aka wife beater!
It is here already. Even my local corner shop stocks it. Get it from any Carrefour or Bomi.
Fish and Chips Bar..aka chippy
Pretty much the only thing I miss from England.
A decent (reasonably priced!) Curry house!!!!
There are lots in Warsaw. Arti, Namaste, Ganesh, Arti Clay oven, new Arti opening soon.
The police!!!
Polish police are better than the British police.
The no smoking ban!!!!!
You don't like smoking? Go to the places that don't allow smoking.
Blockbusters!
Beverly Hills video > Blockbusters.
Sky Sports 1,2 & 3!
Get a Sky box and a 1 metre dish. Cheapskate.
Kareoke!
Sadly that is here.
My piss head mates!
I'm sure we really miss them too.