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The Polish Wedding - What is it Like in Poland?


Joker
15 Oct 2023 #211
vodka expert and connoisseur will tell you that.

You mean alcoholics ( connoisseurs lol) whether it is vodka or moonshine, same ol tele samo....

I could care less about drinking vodka especially your homemade rot gut that will make you go blind.

Isnt it almost time for you to catch a new carp for your bathtub?
pawian
15 Oct 2023 #212
especially your homemade

You don`t know what you are talking about, darling. It is clear you have never drunk quality home made vodka. They poured that cheap store pisss into you and you were happy. Ha!

to catch a new carp

hahahaha darling, whenever you mention carp ,we know you feel you are losing with me. hahaha Good. :):):)
Joker
15 Oct 2023 #213
Im surprised you actually had silverware instead of your traditional plastic utensils.

cheap store pisss. Ha!

I dont drink vodka, only on rare occasions like at a Polish wedding. Located at a real banquet hall with real chefs and waiters and without tacky plastic cups.

It looks like you wedding was in back of someones garage...LOL
Joker
15 Oct 2023 #214
A bottle of Chivas and a bunch of warm Polish beer... LOL

No wonder you puke!
pawian
15 Oct 2023 #215
I dont drink vodka,

You cheap liar. :):) You drink vodka like the Wawel Dragon drank water. hahahaha

with real chefs and waiters

Darling, don`t be so impatient. You will see chefs, too. Stya tuned. :):):)
pawian
15 Oct 2023 #216
A bottle of Chivas

Yes, because some Poles drink whisky instead of clear vodka.

warm Polish beer.

You cheap liar, it was cheaped... I mean chilled. Ha!

There was also wine.

That means everybody could drink what they liked best.
pawian
21 Oct 2023 #217
in some places in Poland they might have personalized labels for bottles of vodka for the wedding party and/or gifts for attendees...

Check this bottle on the cold cuts table - gift vodka. Coloured like whisky. :):):)

Next photos show some early dancing: the newly weds dance first. Tradition.







pawian
21 Oct 2023 #218
After the first dance, there is the official wedding cake sharing. The nws cut it.





Miloslaw
21 Oct 2023 #219
@pawian

As Joker said, that looked like a very cheap Polish wedding compared to the one's I am used to.
pawian
21 Oct 2023 #220
compared to the one's I am used to.

Don`t be silly and stop lying. You never attended a Polish wedding in your London slum sewers.
Miloslaw
21 Oct 2023 #221
You never attended a Polish wedding in your London

LOL!!!! I have many Polish cousins over here and most of them got married, so fvck off troll!
Cargo pants
22 Oct 2023 #222
You never attended a Polish wedding in your London slum sewers.

Polish cousins over here and most of them got married

LOL weddings in the sewer??Some Polish wedding tradition in uk,commie offspring have lol.
Miloslaw
22 Oct 2023 #223
You know nothing Paki, so stop embarrassing yourself with ignorant comments as above.I bet you had a halal wedding when you married your Polish wife.....no alcohol....LOL!!!
pawian
22 Oct 2023 #224
Most guests stay inside and dance or eat or drink or do whatever they wish, while the newly weds and their families and best men/bridesmaids go outside to take photos in the "beautiful circumstances of nature." :):):)









Miloslaw
22 Oct 2023 #225
@pawian

Strange custom that you have in your part of Poland.
So many guests have to wear a cabbage on their face........ is it eaten later with boczeck and kielbasa?
pawian
25 Oct 2023 #226
So many guests have to wear a cabbage

The wedding took place in southern Poland - cabbage is our fave food here. Veritable staple and comfort food . hahahaha









Joker
25 Oct 2023 #227
Check this bottle on the cold cuts table

Is that an old dresser?

Come to Chicago and Ill show you a real Polish wedding.

very cheap Polish wedding compared to the one's I am used to.

It looks like an empty hall with only one tiny table. I guess, no place to sit down at this bender! lol
pawian
26 Oct 2023 #228
Come to Chicago

And attend your lousy wedding party which finishes after 3 hours coz you lack proper funds as you are still paying off huge loans for your kids` education ??? Thank you, but no. I prefer the event in Poland. With such delicious attractions as a young porker. Roasted. You have never seen or had one in all your pathetic azholing life!!! Ha!!!





pawian
26 Oct 2023 #229
young porker. Roasted.

Here it is. Soft tender meat which melted on your tongue. Joker, it is heaven compared to your fave hell aka cheap hamburgers

The other plate shows an assortment of cold cuts and cheese which had additionally given me enough calories to frolic on the dance floor.





Alien
26 Oct 2023 #230
frolic on the dance floor.

....and on PF.
pawian
26 Oct 2023 #231
Right now I am getting ready to frolic on my Jap sumo wrestler mattress. Wish me good luck.
Joker
26 Oct 2023 #233
And attend your lousy wedding party which finishes after 3 hours coz you lack proper funds

Ive been to several Polish weddings in Chicago that cost over $100K and thats being conservative.

Poles in America have lots of money compared to your podunk village and they like to celebrate and show off.

These weddings have 100`s of people and many relatives fly in from Europe for the occasion. Its too bad your budget will not allow you to attend one. Haha
pawian
27 Oct 2023 #234
Ive been to several Polish weddings in Chicago

Stop lying. You only heard about such weddings from others. Nobody reasonable would invite such an azhole like you to a wedding.
mafketis
27 Oct 2023 #235
several Polish weddings in Chicago that cost over $100K

In other words you know people who like to waste money....

Is that an old dresser?

It's a serving board with drawers for supplies underneath...
Lenka
27 Oct 2023 #236
Poles in America have lots of money compared to your podunk village and they like to celebrate and show off.

Simply speaking: Buraki
Alien
27 Oct 2023 #237
Poles in America have lots of money compared to your podunk village and they like to celebrate and show off.

They probably live in debts like all Americans.
pawian
27 Oct 2023 #238
Probably not. Those old generations of Am Poles can be rich, indeed. They started from zero and worked hard all their lives, saving every penny they could, so that they can show off at the age of 60 - 70 at last. I can`t blame them coz they emigrated to the US with one aim - to make a fortune. Like Novi.

However, they achieved an economic success at the cost of inner development - they know nothing about literature, film, theatre, music etc - everything what constitutes the cultural sphere of man. They are culturally disabled, sort of. I can see it in this forum.
Miloslaw
27 Oct 2023 #239
they know nothing about literature, film, theatre, music etc - everything what constitutes the cultural sphere of man

You really are a total moron! How can you possibly make a stupid generalistiion as that!!!
Cargo pants
28 Oct 2023 #240
They probably live in debts like all Americans.

Most Americans are in debt with student loans and house loans lately I see it shifting as people are not selling or buying houses cuz of interest rates,even the builders are not building.There are mostly cash buyers.

Chicago that cost over $100

Thats nothing,they spend way more.A trainer in my club spent over 75k and the fool owes over 250k on his house.Freaking hall,DJ,bar,photographer,dresses,food per plate and so on.Thats why my kids know I will never spend a dime on their wedding(they have to invite me though lol) but I will buy them a house on their name instead.


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