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From: Destin, Florida
Speaks Polish?: Better than Milo
Interests: Worshiping on Sunday, Reading, Hiking, Travel, Fishing, Culinary, Chess

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johnny reb   
7 Jan 2024
Language / Differences in Polish and English idioms [69]

In Polish we say: don`t wipe your mugs (faces) with .........

In Jamaica we say: "Don't use my name with yours", only using patois. :-)
johnny reb   
6 Jan 2024
Travel / Poland in photo riddles - part 3 [818]

Correct, we were both born in America but the difference is that I have Polish ancestry and he doesn't.
Same with you, you were born in Poland but raised in Britain so you are British. :):):)
johnny reb   
4 Jan 2024
Off-Topic / Best posters [886]

Thanks B.B.
I knew someone would see my innocent sarcastic sense of humor.
Pollocks can dish it out but get butt hurt if someone makes them the butt of the joke.
johnny reb   
4 Jan 2024
Off-Topic / Best posters [886]

The best posters have a good vocabulary like our engineer Novi.
When I talked with him, I asked him what he was working on these days.
He replied that he was working on, "Aqua-Thermal treatment of ceramic, aluminum and steel under a constraint environment."
At first I thought to myself, "what a genius" until further inquiry I found out that he was washing dishes with hot water under his wife's supervision.
johnny reb   
3 Jan 2024
History / What should Russia and Poland do to become if not friends, then at least not enemies? [945]

- you'll see we are still quite a bit ahead of you.

By the 80s, we were routinely smashing you.

WHAT ! How quickly you forget my Russian friend.
You were using professional athletes and we were using amateur college kids.
The all-time classic was when in one of the most dramatic upsets in Olympic history, on February 22, 1980, the underdog U.S. hockey team, made up of college players, defeats the four-time defending gold-medal winning Soviet team at the XIII Olympic Winter Games in Lake Placid, New York.

The Soviet squad, previously regarded as the finest in the world, fell to the youthful American team 4-3
ooh rah !
johnny reb   
3 Jan 2024
Love / Smitten and Wondering [81]

You thing your faggot talk is human ?
(johnny does face palm plant)
johnny reb   
3 Jan 2024
Food / Polish Dinner for Boyfriend - what to cook? [34]

I am at a loss of what to cook.

I have some easy ones for you to take for a test drive.

msn.com/en-us/foodanddrink/foodnews/the-best-traditional-polish-foods-to-eat/ss-AA1hClJj?ocid=msedgntp
johnny reb   
3 Jan 2024
Life / Poland's birthrate on the decline [480]

You should just listen and let her vent in peace rather than bring your daddy issue out.

Haven't you learned yet that when you get yourself a woman that her ears come separately ?
johnny reb   
1 Jan 2024
Love / Smitten and Wondering [81]

My wife - we are still married and love her dearly - still remembers the stupid crap I said 50 years ago.

X forgiving me or me forgiving X? Who is the forgiver?

If you guys are still carrying a garbage after 50 years it is quite obvious that neither of you know anything about forgiveness.
When was the last time you said, "I am sorry, I was wrong ?"
WHO ! Rich ! LOL
johnny reb   
1 Jan 2024
Love / Smitten and Wondering [81]

Look at the bullets on her !

- men are apparently incapable of finding ketchup in the fridge,

I have a very good female friend that showed her cheating husband one of those rubber grip jar openers that you put over the lid for a better grip.

She looked at him and said, "I have one of these now so I don't need you anymore."

You can admit to yourself and God. You don't have to tell anyone.

You don't know much about forgiveness do you. (sad, very sad)
johnny reb   
1 Jan 2024
Love / Smitten and Wondering [81]

Perhaps, perhaps he will cheat on her, or maybe he won't.

Or have you ever felt like cheating?

Entertaining such a thought is already a sin.
The OP is only here to get support to justify his sin.
Satan must be dancing in his glory as I smell sulfur.
johnny reb   
1 Jan 2024
Love / Smitten and Wondering [81]

Admitting sins is stupid as there is no upside to it.

I admit mine to be forgiven, to get the burden off my shoulders and learn from my mistakes so I can grow and mature into a better person.

As in this case, the immature self-centered Don Juan has never grown up and is still thinking with his little head instead of his big head.

No lectures on fidelity, religion, etc. please.

Why ? are you feeling guilt from taking the vow to your Maker and wife of, "Until Death Do Us Part ?"
I assure you that He will remind you of this come Judgement Day.
Mama boys like you are what justifiably turns good women into Karens.
johnny reb   
1 Jan 2024
Love / Smitten and Wondering [81]

And it looks like he wants to turn his fantasty into reality.

Thou shall not commit adultery.
johnny reb   
31 Dec 2023
Food / What do non-Poles think about eating the following Polish foods? [1450]

Yes, in a culinary thread

Is that the dictionary's definition or just something somebody said in a thread ?

you insisted that pumpkin is used in cooking as fruit.

Show us where I insisted on any such thing.
You said that a pumpkin was not a fruit.

Pumpkin isn`t fruit. :):):)

I corrected you and stated a pumpkin is a fruit and why it is a fruit.

I beg to differ with you professor, as anything that starts from a flower is botanically a fruit.

Do you put a sock on and then the shoe or do you put both socks on first and then your shoes ? lmao !
johnny reb   
31 Dec 2023
Travel / Poland in photo riddles - part 3 [818]

What is it?

Looks like a roll of toilet paper with things to do today written on the ongoing sheets.
johnny reb   
31 Dec 2023
Life / What do Poles really think about cats? [470]

I am going to install a huge branch somewhere in the house

I built a square 8"x8" stanchion with a platform on top of it. (I wish I knew how to post pictures)
I then wrapped the stanchion with carpet so he had a scratch pole too plus he could grab onto it to climb up to the platform that he just loves to lay on.

I put carpet on the platform too.
He can see from there in every room of the house and cats likes that.
Plus, it is easy to move up next to a window so he can look out at the bird feeder and chatter to himself.
Makes it easy to clean around too as it is portable.
Maybe you could get one of your students to make you one in their shop class at school.
johnny reb   
31 Dec 2023
News / Time to clean the swamp - dePiSification of Poland [324]

If he really cared about his students he

He wouldn't indoctrinate his student's heads with his personal Liberal Woke b.s. agenda that the students' parents would shutter..... knowing that it is in opposition of Polish beliefs and culture.

I am sure that he would lose his job immediately if the parents knew some of the Liberal Woke ilk that he is indoctrinating his Polish students with.

We see his lies here so we know he is lying in his classroom warping Polish children's minds.
johnny reb   
30 Dec 2023
News / Poland - A True Bastion and Defender of Free Speech [257]

Incorrect, Johnny Reb! I was never unemployed,

I know, you said that you paid cash on the barrel head for your residence too and speak Polish fluently.

always the model of button-down Babbit-like respectability on our college campus.

Oh, a first class Nurd in other words claiming to be a college professor even though your name does not show up on any college faculty list within 50 miles of your residence, including junior colleges.

Just like Meathead, you have no shame with a huge imagination.