This is the internet, I a not concerned with the truth in the slightest, give me an entertainiing lie over a boring truth any day of the week :)
I wouldn`t lie to you, even on the Internet. I was brought up that way. Please, forgive me.
As you were saying, after dying being reanimated and turning in to a zombie, you have had a thing for brains... ;)
Nope, I am not a zombie, only a brain bug: