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English teachers - 'functioning alcoholics with a superiority complex' [54]
There were two reasons, dolno.
Firstly, I returned to Poland coz I have always been so patriotic. I didn`t want to waste my genius in a foreign country and work all my life to make aliens feel good - I decided to use it for the good of my own country and my compatriots. I felt they needed me so much. Yes, it was me who invented the slogan MAKE POLAND GREAT AGAIN. Trump perfectly copied me.
Another reason, even more important, was total disappointment with the USA. After I found a few giant bugs in the kitchen in my NYC apartment, I realised I need to run away from the country where even cockroaches are the biggest in thw world. The fact they could so easily wander all over the building just put me off. That was madness - I wasn`t able to feel free in my own home! Can you believe it?
It was the the first time in the USA I saw those glue traps in my life. I had to use them, too. I will never forget that scene - a glue trap in the cupboard under the sink, and the giant bug in it, as long and wide as my finger, helplessly trying to crawl away. YUUUCK!
No, it wasn`t for me. Thank you very much.

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