What English food would you serve a Pole?

Vile.

I would serve English breakfast coz I like all its ingredients most of which are additionally cooked in my fave style aka fried. Of course, I would use Polish foods instead of British, e.g, sausage.

plus:

black pudding
tomato
beans
egg
champignon
fatty bacon

I recommend British (or Irish) sausages. They make a difference. And I'd use ordinary mushrooms (pieczarki). Home picked are best but any will do.

Lean bacon (Lidl sell an approximation of it) works best.

The beans are optional and the egg shouldn't be overdone. Fried bread is traditional with it but not healthy.

In London they often have their southern version of bubble and squeak (they do it like a patty down there). In the north we don't, but you can have fried potato (the precious night's boiled potato sliced and fried.

Lorna sausage is a Scottish alternative and easy to make at home.

It must always, but always, be washed down with a mug of very strong tea with a little milk.

I would prefer Earl Grey with lemon.

Of course not. Only Polish country made sausage counts. :):):)


I see. While my champignons aren`t pieczarki but mushrooms grown on a distant planet of Champign in the galaxy far far away. :):):):

Not for English breakfast. They would spoil it.. They don't work at all. You could try kielbasa biała as a second choice or make English sausages.


Champignons is just the French word for mushrooms.

Ordinary ones are traditional but you can also use field mushrooms (the brown ones).

Mission Impossible episode 22. :):):) Brits come to Poland to relish on Polish sausage coz theirs is you know what. hahaha


You are mistaking them for champagne now. :):):)

Delicious is what they are. There's no substitute.

Not hard to make if you can stuff the sausage skins.


Champagne also goes with English Breakfast however I'd recommend Lincolnshire sausages with that.

Suppose Jon, a lifelong resident and great Polish patriot, would serve a British delicacy, sausage (by name only). Unrecognizable
as food ready for consumption: Mole in The Hole. From an esthetic perspective, I would call it vulgar-kupa. It is guaranteed to induce a violent vomit reflex. ::::)))

The bacon is better, I always get extra bacon instead of those sausages.

The sausages are what I miss most; I always bring them back when I've been there and much prefer them to anything easy to find in PL. Paw and the fishy bird have probably only had the cheap kind.




I bet you ejaculated while you were writing that.

World famous British menu, known for its blandness and lack of imagination, not to mention the absence of taste and, for God's sake, chef , and connoisseur Jon
as a living advertisement board. Not one thing worse comes to mind, so run for your life

This means you are still a Brit at heart. :):):)


Please, don`t do it in food threads. :):):)
Nie przy jedzeniu, jak Boginię kocham! ):):)

Of course.


Don't tell me he's got a food fetish too. I once heard about someone in Olsztyn who used to like lying on the kitchen table and being smeared with squashed tomatoes.


Yes, with 20 times as many Michelin starred restaurants as Poland and Germany put together.

I don't have to guess while writing your nonsensical responses, your main goal is a massive ejaculation. No doubt about it: sexual perversion is the source of your
inspiration.

Leave it out and go and have a cold shower.

I'll post a nice fish recipe this weekend for you to get fruity about.

Fish and chips?

Absolutely delicious but best bought somewhere decent than made at home.