What English food would you serve a Pole?

Vile.

I would serve English breakfast coz I like all its ingredients most of which are additionally cooked in my fave style aka fried. Of course, I would use Polish foods instead of British, e.g, sausage.

plus:

black pudding
tomato
beans
egg
champignon
fatty bacon

I recommend British (or Irish) sausages. They make a difference. And I'd use ordinary mushrooms (pieczarki). Home picked are best but any will do.

Lean bacon (Lidl sell an approximation of it) works best.

The beans are optional and the egg shouldn't be overdone. Fried bread is traditional with it but not healthy.

In London they often have their southern version of bubble and squeak (they do it like a patty down there). In the north we don't, but you can have fried potato (the precious night's boiled potato sliced and fried.

Lorna sausage is a Scottish alternative and easy to make at home.

It must always, but always, be washed down with a mug of very strong tea with a little milk.

I would prefer Earl Grey with lemon.

Of course not. Only Polish country made sausage counts. :):):)


I see. While my champignons aren`t pieczarki but mushrooms grown on a distant planet of Champign in the galaxy far far away. :):):):

Not for English breakfast. They would spoil it.. They don't work at all. You could try kielbasa biała as a second choice or make English sausages.


Champignons is just the French word for mushrooms.

Ordinary ones are traditional but you can also use field mushrooms (the brown ones).

Mission Impossible episode 22. :):):) Brits come to Poland to relish on Polish sausage coz theirs is you know what. hahaha


You are mistaking them for champagne now. :):):)

Delicious is what they are. There's no substitute.

Not hard to make if you can stuff the sausage skins.


Champagne also goes with English Breakfast however I'd recommend Lincolnshire sausages with that.

Suppose Jon, a lifelong resident and great Polish patriot, would serve a British delicacy, sausage (by name only). Unrecognizable
as food ready for consumption: Mole in The Hole. From an esthetic perspective, I would call it vulgar-kupa. It is guaranteed to induce a violent vomit reflex. ::::)))

The bacon is better, I always get extra bacon instead of those sausages.

The sausages are what I miss most; I always bring them back when I've been there and much prefer them to anything easy to find in PL. Paw and the fishy bird have probably only had the cheap kind.




I bet you ejaculated while you were writing that.

World famous British menu, known for its blandness and lack of imagination, not to mention the absence of taste and, for God's sake, chef , and connoisseur Jon
as a living advertisement board. Not one thing worse comes to mind, so run for your life

This means you are still a Brit at heart. :):):)


Please, don`t do it in food threads. :):):)
Nie przy jedzeniu, jak Boginię kocham! ):):)

Of course.


Don't tell me he's got a food fetish too. I once heard about someone in Olsztyn who used to like lying on the kitchen table and being smeared with squashed tomatoes.


Yes, with 20 times as many Michelin starred restaurants as Poland and Germany put together.

I don't have to guess while writing your nonsensical responses, your main goal is a massive ejaculation. No doubt about it: sexual perversion is the source of your
inspiration.

Leave it out and go and have a cold shower.

I'll post a nice fish recipe this weekend for you to get fruity about.

Fish and chips?

Absolutely delicious but best bought somewhere decent than made at home.

Do you mean you have poked your decaying Karp to smithereens?Well, you have every right to practice your sick perversions,as long as you practice in private.
Trying to transplant sick, British recipes to unsuspecting Poles is a step too far. Besides, to profit from the misfortune of your favorite plaything, even decaying,one is locking a basic empathy.

How vile. So e things are best for you to keep to yourself.

Do you ever take your hand out of your trousers?

You can bet Delp's behind I would keep it to myself if there was a little bit to keep hidden, on the other hand are projecting the ugly, perverted picture of yourself
every time you touch the keyboard, like in the above quotes, it perfectly fits your persona.

We're actually talking about food here and cross-cultural tastes and perception.

But evidently you have a one track mind. Have a cold shower.

@Przelotnyptak1


HaHaHa! Hilarious!He is very obviously a complete Wa...r!

Blue Nun was vile, but try a bottle of the current Black Tower Rose, it's not bad at all.


Me too, but I don't buy it every week otherwise it could become habit forming...... just too nice!


So true.

Roast beef and yorkshire puds.

Agreed, all the Poles I know love it!


Correct!


Yes, go and try it!!!!

I can make an English breakfast or fish and chips in Germany, but unfortunately I can't get Eccles cakes here.
p.S For Poles, cheddar cheeses are a taste and organoleptic disaster.

They aren't too hard to make. You need a light touch though; the thinner the pastry the better.


I've never met one who didn't enjoy the real thing. Unfortunately, some of the cheeses sold as cheddar in PL are not the real thing.

Poles are polite, no one will tell you straight to your face that they don't like English food so as not to offend you.

i think theyre opposite of polite. you dont have zabka people in other countries stores not wiling to take good money for example such as 100 or 50 zloty bills and in a rude way and later get mad or request because you didnt put the beer cna away they wouslnt take good money for.

Not that polite and happy to have second and third helpings of something they like.

Incidentally, more and more shops are selling cheddar in Warsaw. It used to be hard to find.

Also people who are polite dont yell at you from way inside some shop like that agrykola food and drink palce near the park lazienki in warsaw and also try to tell you some exact spot youre supposed to put their bathroom key back away to even though you put it basically in the same area back like youre some little kid to punk around. they doint yell at you to egt you go all the way back in the shiop pick up their burger becaus ethey got some issue or problem with you in most countries and are curteous and dont yell at customers. they also dont punk people for outside seats or seating areas in msot countries like they do in warsaw at plac zbawiciela or most of warsaw in general.