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In need of good Polish jokes about Polish culture, people, etc


Novichok  5 | 7610
27 Aug 2023   #211
You must be talking about RuSSians.

No, idiot, he is talking about Russians.
So help me God, for every RuSSia I will praise NKVD for Katyn. Good job, guys...Why so few?
That was my joke. Not funny? Your problem if you can't find humor in it.
Paulina  16 | 4338
27 Aug 2023   #212
@Novichok, my "RuSSia" isn't supposed to be funny, idiot.

So help me God, for every RuSSia I will praise NKVD for Katyn.

That is your problem.
jon357  73 | 22999
27 Aug 2023   #213
That is your problem

I'd say he has plenty of those.

And I'd also say that I never expected to see anyone joking about KatyƄ here. Some lines shouldn't be crossed.
Novichok  5 | 7610
27 Aug 2023   #214
my "RuSSia" isn't supposed to be funny, idiot.

My Katyn is. Hahahaha...Only 20,000...Big deal...
Paulina  16 | 4338
27 Aug 2023   #215
@Novichok, you're seriously deranged.
amiga500  5 | 1493
27 Aug 2023   #216
As the Bladerunner quote goes, Wake Up, Time to Die.
Novichok  5 | 7610
27 Aug 2023   #217
@Novichok, you're seriously deranged.

I will trade. You stop your moronic SS, I will stop NKVD.

Your call.
Ironside  50 | 12342
27 Aug 2023   #218
@Novichok, you're seriously deranged.

really? it took you that long to notice?
Novichok  5 | 7610
27 Aug 2023   #219
She meant that I don't take sh*it from anyone here and that I am not as nice as Bobko and Velund.

Smart girl...
Paulina  16 | 4338
27 Aug 2023   #220
Your call.

My answer is: NO lol o_O

duh

Smart girl...

You got at least one thing right! :D
GefreiterKania  31 | 1429
27 Aug 2023   #221
You people are making jokes here, trying to be funny and all that, whilst something very serious is happening at the border with Belarus - Poland is attacked by giant Arab bats...

1

... *I'll get my coat*
Alien  23 | 5611
27 Aug 2023   #222
giant Arab bats...

He is clearly sleeping, and I thought they fly at night and sleep during the day.
GefreiterKania  31 | 1429
27 Aug 2023   #223
they fly at night and sleep during the day

Like vampires. We know how to deal with vampires - even the Jewish ones...

youtu.be/L6HkiZOWkaM

... but how to deal with Arab bats - that is the question.
Alien  23 | 5611
27 Aug 2023   #224
but how to deal with Arab bats

Don't show them the Bible, show them the Koran.
Cargo pants  3 | 1443
27 Aug 2023   #225
That will only attract them,They should be serving free pork chops on the border.
Bobko  27 | 2087
12 Dec 2023   #226




Harry Potter and the Alcoholic's Kidney Stone.

Harry Potter in Poland.


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