In need of good Polish jokes about Polish culture, people, etc

No, idiot, he is talking about Russians.
So help me God, for every RuSSia I will praise NKVD for Katyn. Good job, guys...Why so few?
That was my joke. Not funny? Your problem if you can't find humor in it.

@Novichok, my "RuSSia" isn't supposed to be funny, idiot.


That is your problem.

I'd say he has plenty of those.

And I'd also say that I never expected to see anyone joking about Katyń here. Some lines shouldn't be crossed.

My Katyn is. Hahahaha...Only 20,000...Big deal...

@Novichok, you're seriously deranged.

As the Bladerunner quote goes, Wake Up, Time to Die.

I will trade. You stop your moronic SS, I will stop NKVD.

Your call.

really? it took you that long to notice?

She meant that I don't take sh*it from anyone here and that I am not as nice as Bobko and Velund.

Smart girl...

My answer is: NO lol o_O




You got at least one thing right! :D

You people are making jokes here, trying to be funny and all that, whilst something very serious is happening at the border with Belarus - Poland is attacked by giant Arab bats...



... *I'll get my coat*

He is clearly sleeping, and I thought they fly at night and sleep during the day.

Like vampires. We know how to deal with vampires - even the Jewish ones...

youtu.be/L6HkiZOWkaM

... but how to deal with Arab bats - that is the question.

Don't show them the Bible, show them the Koran.

That will only attract them,They should be serving free pork chops on the border.

Harry Potter and the Alcoholic's Kidney Stone.

Harry Potter in Poland.

If after 50 you're still unhappy, pour another one. I guess Poles and Russian should get it ;)

A cup of tea?

Sławomir Mrożek, a famous writer and dramatist, once cracked a joke in early 1980s during the acute economic crisis :
How can we improve the current situation in Poland?
Declare war on the US and surrender the next day.

hahaha

Or move to Greenland. 😀

No. It would be far from Serbs.


Very smart.

There is never too far from them.

britishpoles.uk/poles-will-be-wealthier-than-brits-by-2029-assures-pm-donald-tusk/

Poles will be wealthier than Brits by 2029"​

Good Polish joke.😀

No, it was certain top British politician who suggested it before elections. Starmer, I think.

in all seriousness without joining **** which they dont make in poland how can i even egt an 18 yr old being 40? when all they look for in loz are trashy young guys with drugs? and it snot just having moeny or drugs it has to be a trashy young guy just to ge tlaid in lodz.

40 is still young and as I recall you have fair hair which will actin your favour.


Young people like snazzy dressers with charisma too.

Sometimes you have to adjust expectations a bit. Half the men in the world would want to shag Taylor Swift but most of their wives or girlfriends wouldn't necessarily want to be photographed next to her.