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In need of good Polish jokes about Polish culture, people, etc


jon357 72 | 21,201
20 May 2023 #151
Jews have higher blood sugar levels

There's actually very little difference (there are other groups with far higher levels) and of course almost all Poles have a larger amount of DNA markers associated with Jewish communities than Europeans in general.
Lyzko 41 | 8,871
21 May 2023 #152
Perhaps with a Polish Jew, GefreiterKania.
GefreiterKania 30 | 1,217
21 May 2023 #153
a Polish Jew, GefreiterKania

:)

Thank you, Lyzko. I absolutely love it when people suspect me of Jewish roots. When it happens in the real life I neither openly deny nor confirm it but I try to strengthen their suspicion and watch their reaction. Great fun. It is my way of sifting out idiots and checking who's a mensch and who's a schmuck. Works like a charm - I highly recommend it.
Alien 13 | 3,053
21 May 2023 #154
who's a mensch and who's a schmuck

In which context? In addition, I thought that in today's Poland, origin does not play any role.
GefreiterKania 30 | 1,217
21 May 2023 #155
In what context?

Oh, you know - whenever people find out that I support Israel in their conflict with palestinian Arabs or when I say something critical about the Church (of which I am a practising member); or when people think that I am doing "too well" in life (you know, the old Polish "na bank ma jakieś układy", "pewnie Żyd" etc.). :)

in today's Poland, origin does not play any role

For a mensch, it doesn't. For schmucks, it sometimes does. Hence my method. :)
Alien 13 | 3,053
21 May 2023 #156
@GefreiterKania
I understand in what context you use the word "mensch" but I don't know why "schmuck"?
GefreiterKania 30 | 1,217
21 May 2023 #157
@Alien
Schmuck is a yiddish origin word for somebody obnoxious, contemptible or/and foolish. People who see Jews all around them are very often just that.
Alien 13 | 3,053
21 May 2023 #158
Schmuck is a yiddish origin word for somebody obnoxious, contemptible or/and foolish.

It's interesting because in German "schmuck" has definitely a positive meaning.
Lyzko 41 | 8,871
22 May 2023 #159
Only an observation, Gefreiter!
The cross-pollination between Poles and Jews is truly uncanny. After all, you guys were neighbors for so long. Yiddish borrowed as much from Polish as from High German dialects or Hebrew.

My wife's grandmother made kiszka and she was a Polish Jew. Latkas?? Also clearly of Polish origin.


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