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Bobko 26 | 1,999
7 Apr 2023 #91
@Lenka

Ha! It's "age-restricted" for me too, but I am logged into my YouTube account so I just have to press "Ok". You should be able to click, "watch on YouTube", and it should work.

It's just a Polish guy yelling at a beaver.
Lenka 5 | 3,500
7 Apr 2023 #92
Hmm, somehow I think I will skip it...
GefreiterKania 32 | 1,327
7 Apr 2023 #93
Polish guy yelling at a beaver

That's a definition of quality holiday time! Thank you for the link to this lovely nature documentary. The commentary is very emotional and rather limited in the lexical area but captures the essence of the beaver encounter perfectly.

I already downloaded the video from YT for later watching with family.
Bobko 26 | 1,999
7 Apr 2023 #94
@GefreiterKania

It appears that Poles are not alone in deriving enormous joy from encounters with beavers. It is common to all Slavs.

A compilation video:

youtu.be/7hz7Nt-yMzA
Miloslaw 20 | 4,782
7 Apr 2023 #95
Ha,ha, video in Germany only for adults

Weird censorship you have in Germany.....

Same in UK

What? You must have your internet protections set too high.

I am in the UK and could watch the video, no problem.
It was a bit of a disappointment to be honest.
I can't see why Bobko was getting so excited!
johnny reb 50 | 7,172
8 Apr 2023 #96
It was a bit of a disappointment to be honest.

Perhaps because you can't understand Polish,
Bobko 26 | 1,999
9 Apr 2023 #97
Another Polish meme circulating among Russians:



Bobko 26 | 1,999
9 Apr 2023 #98
Yet again...

Nobody:
Local alcoholic at the Biedronka:

Source: Russian Twitter account called «Польские Мемы»



Bobko 26 | 1,999
9 Apr 2023 #99
LGBT and Catholics:



Novichok 3 | 7,878
9 Apr 2023 #100
Tolerance of the perverse should be added to the list of deadly sins.
mafketis 37 | 10,911
9 Apr 2023 #101
Tolerance of the perverse

Tolerance of russia is the most perverse deadly sin of all....

twitter.com/JJam28227/status/1641946203058319361
Alien 20 | 5,202
9 Apr 2023 #102
Another Polish meme

Is this a Rambo who is blowing the russians to pieces? I didn't know he was Polish.
Bobko 26 | 1,999
27 Apr 2023 #103
More Polish memes, from Russian Twitter account «Польские Мемы»:







Lenka 5 | 3,500
27 Apr 2023 #104
I love the survilance one... Although I must admit I like to observe people...Give me few years and I will join the club 😀
Kashub1410 6 | 684
27 Apr 2023 #105
@Lenka
It's fairly effective, whenever I do something stupid to a young Polish women it is immediately "mended" by being good to older Polish women. I think it's being transmitted emotionally somehow, I have yet to know how to treat women well without coming off as a doormat or dictator as I can be quite passionate and overdo whatever I do.

It's not supposed to be easy I bet
Lenka 5 | 3,500
27 Apr 2023 #106
, I have yet to know how to treat women well

The same as any other human being.
Bobko 26 | 1,999
27 Apr 2023 #108
The same as any other human being.

Kashub - be careful - this is most dangerous misinformation. Woman's brain is tilted at 26 degree angle from normal axis, compared to man brain. Woman is not your friend.

Treat a woman as you would a Russian.
Kashub1410 6 | 684
27 Apr 2023 #109
@Bobko
I don't know about you but, I was taught to treat my enemies with love. Women need the most of all human beings ;)

And knowing who wouldn't mind or cry for me to meet an earlier grave, regardless of gender or political option. I know my enemies very well
Bobko 26 | 1,999
27 Apr 2023 #110
with love

Too much love, and a woman will lose all respect for you. Women have a similar mentality to cops. Cops don't respect a perp that just pulls over and stops. Cops live for the chase.

My advice - be the best, coolest, most interesting Kashub you can be. The kind that men, and children enjoy being around. Then you may be surprised to discover women in your orbit as well.

Lenka is right about one aspect, in which women are like human beings. They want to feel/know that the person they are with is worth their affection.
Lenka 5 | 3,500
27 Apr 2023 #111
Too much love, and a woman will lose all respect for you.

Ok example- you have a roomie. Do you expect the roomie to cook you diner all the time, wash your dirty pants.
Do you try to sweet talk your roomie from a screw up or are you saying 'sorry bro, messed up'?

On the other hand- Do you tell your your pal when they are wrong straight on?
Do you expect them to be there when you need to go through some though ****?

In all those I would expect my female friends the same as my partner.
Kashub1410 6 | 684
27 Apr 2023 #112
@Lenka
Uhm, I am sure it was aimed for Bobko but, I will answer it anyway.

I would expect the roomie to make his own food and clean his own clothes. If issues arise make a timetable when his clothes are to be washed so I know when I can wash my own.

I don't expect him to be there for me, I expect to share a pizza me or him orders for movie night unless he has agreed to split the bill.

I definitively would expect more from a female partner with regard of taking care of possible kids, but not me.

If she wouldn't even know how to make tea, I would lose much respect for her (same with every other human being)
Bobko 26 | 1,999
27 Apr 2023 #113
Do you expect the roomie to cook you diner all the time, wash your dirty pants

So you are agreeing with me, that women do not respect a man that "lives his life for his love"?

On the other hand- Do you tell your your pal when they are wrong straight on?

Uhhmmmm.... Yes? I know this is not possible with your race, but between us men this is the preferred mode of communication. It can even result in a physical confrontation, but within 24-48 hrs there would be a return to the status quo. Not, one month of passive aggressive stares, and a concentration camp-style atmosphere in the apartment.

Do you expect them to be there when you need to go through some though ****?

Not really, I deal with my own sh!t, and try to do everything not to burden other people with it. Woman-folk, on the other hand, very much enjoy when somebody drops from a helicopter and solves all their outstanding problems. Do not even try to debate this with me.
Bobko 26 | 1,999
27 Apr 2023 #114
Another batch of Russian-aggregated Polish memes.

In this series: weird dreams of Poles about Stalin, problems in the labor market, and loaning money to friends.









Paulina 16 | 4,446
27 Apr 2023 #115
Woman-folk, on the other hand, very much enjoy when somebody drops from a helicopter and solves all their outstanding problems. Do not even try to debate this with me.

I will. This is bullsh1t. Where I live women solve their own problems and often do it for men too.

schoolgrades

Nobody likes Mondays lol:

monday

But everybody likes spring :):

spring
Alien 20 | 5,202
27 Apr 2023 #116
everybody likes spring :):

Is late this year.
Bobko 26 | 1,999
27 Apr 2023 #117
I will. This is bullsh1t. Where I live women solve their own problems

Why do you even talk to me, if you said you would spit in my face if you met me?

Relationships - seems like a strange topic to discuss with a Nazi officer before he shoots you in the head. No?

In any case, your whole post is meaningless. I don't need photo/video evidence, but at least tell me an anecdote or expound on your own views.

You bore me.
Paulina 16 | 4,446
27 Apr 2023 #118
@Bobko, are you having a bad day today? lol

baday
Miloslaw 20 | 4,782
27 Apr 2023 #119
From other threads I have read,I think he is.
Bobko 26 | 1,999
28 Apr 2023 #120
Fool. Bobko is never in a bad mood.

Today's batch: The Witcher, Jesus and the Pirates of the Caribbean, and Polish language (again).











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