Jokes never translate
Most don't.
If you buy one of those joke books they sell in kiosks in Poland though, pretty well everything in them is lifted from (extremely) old British joke books and translated, sometimes badly.
A better one is the Frenchman, the German and the Pole talking. The Frenchman says "I'm tired and thirsty, I must have some wine". The German says "I'm tired and thirsty, I must have some beer". And the Pole says "I'm tired and thirsty, I must have diabetes".