Life / 2 months to go - I will be a Polish citizen and try to find a better place to raise my kid. [67]

if Poland is so crap why don't you bring the kid up in your own country? or is that even more crap?

Love / Any English guys give me advice please. Are Polish women very different to English women? [46]

If you find the right one, and they are hard to come by, she will make you the happiest man on earth. She could be Polish, English, African, whatever :). There are a few quirks that come with Polish girls such as the cuisine (if she can cook), the accent, history and stories, crazy family (hopefully crazy in a fun way lol) and loads of random conversations. Polish girls tend to be quite intelligent and outspoken too. And then there's 'other stuff' southern brags about so much, you ask him ;). Like with anything else in life, if you find the right one you will have hit the jackpot.

Life / Some Polish people start imitating English. What are their reasons for doing this? [5]

probably making fun of you and your chavvy mates

Off-Topic / Does anyone else find Cygans fascinating? [60]

There was a gypsy in The Hunchback of Notre Dame ;)

Love / Are all beautiful Polish girls as crazy as this? [262]

You've just got the wrong idea of Polish women, there are spoilt princesses out there but they're not just Polish. You can either play their game, get what you want and walk away, or ignore. You can usually tell straight away whom you're dealing with anyway, they can't hide their feeling of superiority and the expectation of men worshipping them. And men will just never learn ;).

Love / Are all beautiful Polish girls as crazy as this? [262]

They only believe what you let them believe, you were not the first and not the last guy who fed their ego's and made them feel like someone they are not. They usually think that their presence should be enough for you and that you should be grateful for the fact they spend their time with you, even though there is nothing they can offer you. For every beautiful woman there is a guy who is tired of sleeping with her, because there is simply nothing else you can do with a bimbo lol.

Love / Are all beautiful Polish girls as crazy as this? [262]

It's a sad truth that most of the time if a girl is beautiful and she knows it she will be ruthless too. Girls like that are obviously very attractive and whoever dates them feels like they have been blessed by gods but seriously, how long can you put up with a spoilt, stuck up and ignorant b*tch like that? She has most likely no interest in you as a person, she also has no interest in your life and being a part of it. All men fall for at least one woman like that but sooner or later they will get tired and find someone good and nice. Stuck up girls will lose their looks at some point and then realise they have burned all the bridges and that they are all alone. I wouldn't give them the time of day, attention is what they get off on, when you take it away from them they have nothing.

Love / Are all beautiful Polish girls as crazy as this? [262]


you obviously can't get back at the particular girl who treated you this way so do you think it's fair to take out revenge on other Polish girls who don't have anything to do with it? southern is right you are stuck and vengeful, not a good couple of traits. there has to be some sort of a problem in YOU that you find yourself attracted to the same wrong kind of woman. look outside of the box, there are plenty of nice girls out there, Polish or not, and try to form a healthy relationship in the future. if you see any signs like the above, get rid. it really is that simple.

Off-Topic / Does anyone else find Cygans fascinating? [60]


ha ha ha... no comments needed here, your posts do speak for themselves and not in a good way!

Love / Polish citizen in the UK: I made a mistake and now she won't forgive me, help! [57]

Whoa that's embarassing! A kinky surprise gone wrong, oh dear. Maybe you should get that ass*hole mate of yours to go and tell her what he did, and say you had nothing to do with it? Beat him up if this is the only way you can get him to understand what he's gotta do, but if this is the woman you love you need to do something and you need to do it NOW.

Love / How do I make a Polish girl cry? [107]

oh yes cos all Polish girls have big noses and we're all very self concious about it ;)

Love / How do I make a Polish girl cry? [107]


no more than any other girls, but then i dunno what i would do if somebody poured my cytrynowka down the sink ;D. i'm just mocking the stereotype of Polish people being heavy drinkers, don't worry, your gf's not a closet alccy lol.

another thing that will make a Polish girl cry: Tell her you hate Polish food lol.

Love / How do I make a Polish girl cry? [107]


i have a few ideas:
Tell her you don't have any money.
Pour all her vodka down the sink.
Tell her you're a Jew.
Send saucy txts to her sister/mother/best friend.
Make fun of her native tongue and mock the way she speaks English (repeat all the mistakes she ever made and laugh out loud).
Tell her her dad looks like Borat.
Make her eat steak and kidney pie.
SHOW HER YOUR LITTLE WILLY!

;D ;D

Love / How to make a guy (Polish or other) happy? [62]


you must be very young because you seem to rely on tv way too much. of course being around the one we love makes us act different, don't need to perform any experiments to prove it. now take your boyfriend, you tell him to run along free and careless because you think that he'll come back to hump your leg like a loved up mutt when he is away from you and realises he really loves you. A - bad experiment B - bad outcome. the guy simply got bored and lonely. i just think you have to be pretty dumb to let the one you love go the way you did, and then blame HIM. if you're in love you don't need to do any experiments (except from the good ones ;D) or make them prove the way they feel, that's just needy. get real and stop watching chick flicks.

Genealogy / THE MEANING AND RESEARCH OF MY POLISH LAST NAME, SURNAME? [4501]


I did a quick search and Hejnowski is a surname that originated from the Gdansk area. it comes from the German word hein which means something like huh? or eh? (it's an interjection). also when used as a first name, Hein means 'house ruler'. hope this helps!

Genealogy / Polish looks? [1462]


she always reminds me of jessica alba

mateusz damiecki is rather nice, and i always liked krzysztof ibisz ;)

Life / You are Polish if... [433]


involuntary action amongst men... ;)

Love / How to make a guy (Polish or other) happy? [62]


YES. don't put them on a leash, but let them know whats ok and what isn't. if you tell them to run along and be free they'll do just that. they are not very complicated lol they just need to know where they stand. it's not making you more desirable if you tell him he can do whatever he wants because it looks like you don't care! i tried this approach once and it failed me big time.

Love / How to make a guy (Polish or other) happy? [62]

If you don't set boundaries and don't make it clear it's an exclusive relationship, don't expect him to come back to you everynight like a loyal puppy. There's the answer to your "psychological dilemma".

Love / How to make a guy (Polish or other) happy? [62]

This is a second recent thread here where people expect psychological answers to their rather unoriginal problems. Go see a shrink then, a bunch of randoms on a forum isn't going to make it better. No matter what terms you use, psychological or not, things got f*cked up. If you can't accept at least a part of the blame for what happened then that is pretty selfish and immature. You can't treat your love interest like a lab rat. Love is not a psychological experiment.

Love / How to make a guy (Polish or other) happy? [62]


trust you to make a comment like that! put your mayo away ;D

Love / How to make a guy (Polish or other) happy? [62]


what about a Polish-Texan sandwich ;D

Love / How to make a guy (Polish or other) happy? [62]


sounds more like friends to me, can't blame him for going elsewhere. it has nothing to do with his nationality, everybody's different and your *clever* psychology tricks are naive because you can't expect a person to act a certain way because you read about it in a book. you gotta give a man something to come back to, something he wants and needs. you didn't, so he found it somewhere else. everybody needs their own space in a relationship, you can't just fill your partner's every spare minute cos they will start resenting you for it, but it's good to have boundaries and know what you can do and what you can't. you, or shall i say your friend, never made it clear it was an exclusive relationship and by the sounds of it he was up for that, but he was pushed away to be free so now he is. end of story.

Love / Maintenance for child born between Irish/Polish parents. [60]

Polish men are very much like that, they can't even take man jokes lol (i'm happy to say sorry - if i'm wrong ;-D)

UK, Ireland / Britain's youngest mum gave birth at 12 [70]


and it should've stayed that way

UK, Ireland / Britain's youngest mum gave birth at 12 [70]


you know this, i know this, everybody knows this but those do gooders in the UK government choose to ignore it because the benefit scroungers are a big voting group. and then of course they have their human rights! apparently if you're depressed and lose your job, sex is the best cure and your local job center will fund you a trip to Amsterdam to buy a few prostitutes and relieve the tension. true story! ;D and then you wonder why Britain is so broke. don't even start me off on the Nigerians and Afghanis who live in million ££ mansions in UK becuase they have 20 kids or because they are asylum seekers, despite the fact they never even worked here. if the system like that is in place, can you blame people who come to Britian tied up to lorries just to get in?

UK, Ireland / Britain's youngest mum gave birth at 12 [70]


you tell me, they're distributing those leaflets in schools saying that sex is not just for reproduction purposes, but that it's also fun, pleasurable and good for your health ;D. lets get it on! ;D

Life / My own thoughts about life in Poland (have lived here for two years) [133]


yes, like stealing Polish women ;D

History / Was there sex in Poland during communist regime? [60]

No, no one was born in Poland in the 80's. What a dumb question.

Love / Advice Please! Meeting my Polish boyfriend's parents!! Gifts, customs... [105]

lets fly the flag for the flagless Pole ;) nice post