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Was there sex in Poland during communist regime?


Nathan 18 | 1,363
20 Aug 2010 #1
As many of you, probably, know, republics of Soviet Union had no sex whatsoever as testified by Russian woman Liudmila Ivanova in the late 80s when asked on TV program "US-Soviet Space Bridge" by an American about Soviet sex life. How was it in Poland which wasn't part of the damned Union, but still lived under communism for almost 50 years? Did you have sex?
wildrover 98 | 4,451
20 Aug 2010 #2
My Russian lady tells me that there was some sex going on in the Soviet union...but you needed the correct documents of course...and you were not supposed to enjoy it...
OP Nathan 18 | 1,363
20 Aug 2010 #3
and you were not supposed to enjoy it...

Exactly. When a neighbor heard your wife moaning across the thin walls they used to build, he would definitely rat you out. The sentence for enjoying sex were harsh and you could be imprisoned for:

a.) undermining Soviet morals by practicing burgeois decadent perversions;
b.) expressing your weakness by sighs and moans instead of a tawarishch-like worker's assertive "yes, my comrade (to the husband), go on, we have to finish the plan not in 5 minutes, but 3";)

c.) you could enjoy in sex only the point when you think that it will eventually lead to producing more homos sovieticus for the SU to manage to plant the apple-trees on Mars

(Soviets wanted to plant there trees, though people were standing in lines to buy a chunk of bread).
pgtx 30 | 3,158
20 Aug 2010 #4
How was it in Poland which wasn't part of the damned Union, but still lived under communism for almost 50 years? Did you have sex?

no sex... i was brought to my parents by a stork...
and even though my brother was born right after the communism, he was found on the cabbage field...

but seriously, i think people has sex back then... but quietly so neighbors wouldn't hear...
(and the rest of the family sleeping in the same apartment...)

;)
OP Nathan 18 | 1,363
20 Aug 2010 #5
no sex... i was brought to my parents by a stork...

But that stork had to have sex then, no?;) I think in the Soviet Union even storks had no sex. This is, probably, the reason they leave for the winter to finally endulge in carnal pleasures somewhere where it is permitted - capitalistic world.

but seriously, i think people has sex back then... but quietly so neighbors wouldn't hear...

So you are saying that the lady lied just like that in front of million viewers? It is not possible. Soviets don't lie ever.

(and the rest of the family sleeping in the same apartment...)

I just can imagine... Luckily, I lived in this BS Union before the storks started to fly above my head :)
JustysiaS 13 | 2,240
20 Aug 2010 #6
No, no one was born in Poland in the 80's. What a dumb question.
OP Nathan 18 | 1,363
20 Aug 2010 #7
No, no one was born in Poland in the 80's.

What about 70s?
tornado2007 11 | 2,274
20 Aug 2010 #8
No sex?? I knew the commies were wack jobs but no sex, surely the would want more and more people to brain wash, in fact i thought they would have promoted sex!!! go on Fcuk who you like!! we need the babies!!!
polishmeknob 5 | 155
20 Aug 2010 #9
Little known fact: behind the Iron Curtain it was a hot, non-stop fuckfest; it just didn't make it beyond the Soviet Censors. Why do you think there was an Iron Curtain to begin with (they had some modesty towards Western Europe)? Why do you think the Soviet system fell? Was it because that there were inherent flaws to the communist way? Was it because their economy was stagnating? Was it because the US was rapidly expanding their military and the Soviets just couldn't expand theirs any more? No. It was because everyone was getting busy with everyone else and no one had any time to actually produce anything or run the country.

True story.
pgtx 30 | 3,158
20 Aug 2010 #10
No sex??

don't worry, your time will come...

;)
MareGaea 29 | 2,752
20 Aug 2010 #11
Was there sex in Poland during communist regime?

Heck no! Yikes, sex! That's just commie propaganda! Those children magically appeared from out of the ground and sex was just a rotten Communist lie.

>^..^<

M-G (tiens)
Seanus 15 | 19,706
20 Aug 2010 #12
No, just gender
zetigrek
20 Aug 2010 #13
Did you have sex?

well I have botn in 1986... so there is proof that at least one couple have sex back in the 80s ;D

But to be seriouse whenever I watch polish movies from that period there's always full of naked women and their tits... ;D

(Seksmisja 1983)

There was also I famous polish sexuologist who released first book about sex techniques... but I forgot the name. Someone?

Oh, and I found the old book of my parents by dr Lew Starowicz (nice pictures...;)
wildrover 98 | 4,451
20 Aug 2010 #14
But to be seriouse whenever I watch polish movies from that period there's always full of naked women and their tits...

Maybe people were just looking at sex....and not doing it...??
Amathyst 19 | 2,702
20 Aug 2010 #15
no sex... i was brought to my parents by a stork...

LOL..Best response on this thread...hilarious!
dtaylor5632 18 | 2,007
20 Aug 2010 #16
Oh, and I found the old book of my parents by dr Lew Starowicz (nice pictures...)

Just dont imagine ur parents doing whats in the pics... bleh!
pgtx 30 | 3,158
20 Aug 2010 #17
Tere was also I famous polish sexuologist who released first book about sex techniques... but I forgot the name. Someone?

michalina wislocka "Sztuka kochania" ... i've read that so many times..............
MareGaea 29 | 2,752
20 Aug 2010 #18
well

Bah, prnography on PF!

Hm, that guy in the background, I wonder what he is thinking by the looks of him :)

>^..^<

M-G (ah well, sex in the 80's was a hairy event anyway)
Seanus 15 | 19,706
20 Aug 2010 #19
Was she banned during the communist regime? I thought 'no sex please, we're British' was solely a British way of thinking.
zetigrek
20 Aug 2010 #20
Hm, that guy in the background, I wonder what he is thinking by the looks of him :)

YOU DIDN'T WATCHED SEXMISION YET!? SCANDAL! ;)

*he is the only of 3 man who did not extinct and other women thinks they are women (but just a lil bit uglier)

Ok, so you wanna more por kids??? 8]]]

(Kasia Figura in Kingsajz, 1987)
trener zolwia 1 | 940
20 Aug 2010 #21
There was no need for sex under communism because everyone was already fecked.
Seanus 15 | 19,706
20 Aug 2010 #22
Hehehe, that was a top comment there :)
SzwedwPolsce 11 | 1,595
20 Aug 2010 #23
Of course they didn't have sex. All Polish "persons" born 1946-1990 are communist robots.

On the left buttock you will find a tattoo "Tysiąclecie Państwa Polskiego" and a batch-number.

They were produced by the same company that made Polonez.
MareGaea 29 | 2,752
21 Aug 2010 #24
Actually, was there open prostitution in Communist Poland? I mean, those red lights must have been a mighty factor of attraction for the commies?

Or was there no prostitution in Poland, like there is absolutely no prostitution in Ireland since they closed or burned down that area, forget it's name, but Joyce writes about it, close to Talbot Street in Dublin?

>^..^<

M-G (always curious for these kinda stories, grin)
OP Nathan 18 | 1,363
21 Aug 2010 #25
No sex?? I knew the commies were wack jobs but no sex, surely the would want more and more people to brain wash, in fact i thought they would have promoted sex!!! go on Fcuk who you like!! we need the babies!!!

You could only f*** a communist or comsomol member, otherwise it was labeled as prostitution. If you finally decided to have babies, you have to do it quickly, joylessly and preferably at first time - no double tries - suspicion of burgeois enjoyment of your body. If you had babies every 9 months, it meant you are a good communist-towarishch, because you supply the state with brain-wash material as you said and do it as efficiently as possible; no waste of work-intended energy.

well I have botn in 1986... so there is proof that at least one couple have sex back in the 80s ;D

What kind of proof is that?

They were produced by the same company that made Polonez.

Exactly. In Ukraine it was bus-producing factory LAZ. I was given with a bumper and wind-shield wiper to my parents :)

There was no need for sex under communism because everyone was already fecked.

;) So true...

Hm, that guy in the background, I wonder what he is thinking by the looks of him :)

What would you think, looking at the woman like this, living under the regime where the most erotic thing from your daily existence was seductively fuming exhaust pipe of your falling apart car?!

There was also I famous polish sexuologist who released first book about sex techniques... but I forgot the name. Someone?

Jaruzelski?
plk123 8 | 4,150
21 Aug 2010 #26
Did you have sex?

definitely not.. wtf???

Bah, prnography on PF!

if that is prnography, you just may be polish prude.. ;) :D
OP Nathan 18 | 1,363
21 Aug 2010 #27
So, can we say that Poland brought, besides Solidarnosc movement, also Sexual revolution into Warsaw pact countries and this way chased out all storks and destroyed cabbage fields where homo sovetici used to grow? Then, was sex the determining factor of the Berlin's wall fall? Do we underestimate the power of sexual energy that Freud was so often exploring in his works and don't appreciate its power to change even brutal systems like bloody communism?
trener zolwia 1 | 940
21 Aug 2010 #28
Then, was sex the determining factor of the Berlin's wall fall? Do we underestimate the power of sexual energy that Freud was so often exploring in his works and don't appreciate its power to change even brutal systems like bloody communism?

Interesting thought.

Or perhaps no one was having sex under communism because everyone was so collectively miserable? We all know how women have to be just in the proper mood, and being hungry and oppressed can't help that mood...
OP Nathan 18 | 1,363
21 Aug 2010 #29
We all know how women have to be just in the proper mood

Damn true ;) They are the reason the energy wasn`t released earlier. The walls would have been falling in 70s :)
trener zolwia 1 | 940
21 Aug 2010 #30
Men can be covered in mud and sweat and blood and be under a barrage of bombs and still want to do it. Not women...

Him: "Come on, honey, get them pants off!"
Her: "Here? Now? What are you crazy?! We're gonna die! And you need a shower and a shave..."


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