How do I make a Polish girl cry? My new Polish girlfriend (who, by the way, is named Kasia, is Catholic, smokes cigarettes and likes all things American), is always upbeat and cheerful. This is highly annoying. I've tried everything to upset her, but nothing seems to work. Help?!
Why would you want to do that? Your girlfriend sounds awesome, I wish I had a Polish girl like that which I only dream of having been single my entire life...
lol anyway, read her this poem of mine, I read it at a poetry reading and it made some people cry:Happiness
To be a plain Polish [original verse English] woman-over the hill, scrawny,
not a very good poet; to live in the countryside
with a man who is cooling (weak heart, renal cancer-
the reasons do not matter). To carry up the staircase
(the musty, narrow staircase) a tray with his breakfast,
and yourself. Write: It's your birthday