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Joined: 13 Mar 2009 / Male ♂
Last Post: 6 Jan 2011
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bimber94   
21 Dec 2009
Life / 3 reasons why you hate Poland. [1049]

Well 'przelotem', at least Poland is a MUCH better place now than it was 20 years ago, and now - almost - in the 21st Century (unless you belong to the church which is still in the 15th Century).
bimber94   
21 Dec 2009
Life / Ripped Off in Poland? - Expose here: [185]

Magdalena:
You would still have to be able to prove it in a court of law.

Only if you're the plaintiff. Or is it that the foreigner is always wrong?

I still wake up screaming sometimes.

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Keep taking the tablets, Magda.
bimber94   
21 Dec 2009
Work / Why is Polish workmanship so bad? [52]

I said this in another thread: the Polish work ethic is "why do something right when you can always f*k it up.
bimber94   
18 Feb 2010
Life / Ripped Off in Poland? - Expose here: [185]

If you travel to and from Poland by coach, NEVER travel by "Orbis" nor "Sindbad". My very recent travel experiences with them BOTH ways UK - PL - UK are: toilets out of order (is that legal?); luggage only accepted if you bribe the staff a tenner; coach smelly; windows filthy; very rude staff etc., etc. A jerk who 'works' for Orbis wouldn't take my suitcase (ONE normal-sized one) until I gave him ten pounds. He called it a "wersalka"! Now that's what I call a Polish Catholic chain-smoking lard & vodka guzzler. Everyone on the coach was complaining they were ripped off. PASS THIS ON. Orbis and Sindbad deserve to go bust!!
bimber94   
21 Feb 2010
Work / Why is Polish workmanship so bad? [52]

frd:
because capitalism in our country started not so long ago

So how does that stop you from using those vodka-saturated Catholic brains of yours?
bimber94   
9 Mar 2010
Travel / Nice restaurants in Warsaw [30]

On this occasion, I'd say Harry's right. The Old Town is a tourist trap. And some years ago, the establishment owners in the Old Square wouldn't open shop because the mafia demanded protection money from them. The cops were in on it too and refused to arrest the mafia, who were known to the cops anyway.
bimber94   
9 Mar 2010
Food / A recipe for hootch? Bimber taste in Poland. [42]

Famously, there's "bimber" proportions known as 'Bitwa Grunwaldska', after the Battle of Grunwald in 1410. It's 1L of water, 400gr of sugar and 10gr of yeast, totalling the year of 1410.
bimber94   
12 Mar 2010
Off-Topic / To ALL IMMIGRANTS ("expats") to Poland on this forum... [124]

Have you thought this through, grubas (fatso)? If all foreigners leave Poland, who will you Polaks have, to steal from? Each other? Not likely, as you all know what other Polaks are like and are very aware of each other's tricks. That means you'll all be holy as hell and have no need to go to 'holy' confession. It'll be the thin end of the wedge of not going to church. What will that 2000 year old firm do? Accuse you of being "sekta"?
bimber94   
7 Apr 2010
News / Crucifixes to stay in Polish schools [364]

Even young Poles today openly cross themselves in public. Somewhat behind the times to put it politely. How big a peasant do they want to be? In UK where the church is much less prominent, they'd be "weirdos" or "Jesus nuts".
bimber94   
14 May 2010
Genealogy / What are common Polish character traits? [417]

Heartily concur with most of the above. My dad had his UK passport "lost" which had 800 GBP in it, whilst in the safe hands of his PL sister, my flesh & blood aunt. We couldn't prove anything though. One visit to the confessional on the following Saturday and the matter is closed! F*g RC *****!!
bimber94   
22 May 2010
News / US to deploy Patriot missiles to Poland [404]

convex:
Russia, and a perceived threat from Germany.

Let's not forget China. They're taking over economically, importing everything including GARLIC into the EU for Chrissake. They now own the national debts of a number of countries, especially African. Now that the peril jaune has discovered the power of the purse, we'd better learn Cantonese!
bimber94   
24 May 2010
Life / If I could introduce something from my country into Poland, I would.... [175]

Shops still open on some stupid RC holiday like the so-called "Body of Christ Day", next on June 3rd. All of Poland is closed on that day. Even the dogs will be afraid to bark for fear of excommunication.

If Poland is to compete successfully with the West, it MUST rid itself of Catholic control.
bimber94   
2 Jun 2010
News / Decoded talks inside Poland's president's plane are released in Internet [337]

Thick fog? Convenient (this isn't 1930). A lack of communication between pilot and ground control in bad Russian? LOL! Even if you're a purple-skinned neanderthal pilot from the people's republic of watsituya, all pilots and ground control staff worldwide communicate in fluent English, with a minimum IQ of around 130. So the poor communication story is the purest bolloc*s ever. Thick fog my *rse! The fact that Lech Kaczyński was anti-corruption and anti-mafia was totally irrelevant, we are asked to believe.
bimber94   
2 Jun 2010
Genealogy / Old Polish Prayer Book-Chlib Duszi [14]

Our Lady of Perpetual Help

You can ask her, though I wouldn't as she let Poland down every time.
bimber94   
22 Jun 2010
Life / 3 reasons why you hate Poland. [1049]

Don't be gay in Israel, you may be stoned to death for that (slight exageration, but not by much).
bimber94   
23 Jun 2010
UK, Ireland / Missing Polish woman found murdered in Chesterton, UK [27]

British police are not unknown to take the lazy, easy option, not allowing anything silly like common sense and evidence to get in the way. Just look at the way they handled the Colin Stagg case. They eventually had to "apologise unreservedly" on TV.
bimber94   
23 Jun 2010
Law / Advice please - Getting monies from a Poland employer who refuses to pay [41]

I would take the matter to court as soon as possible.

I empathise! Be careful, though. If you do that, and your Polish isn't totally fluent, you'll have to legally hire a court interpreter. Guess how much that'll cost? I suggest you do something in their stupid office that, on the one hand, isn't serious enough to sue you, but annoying enough for them to send you a solicitor's letter. You can then reply to their solicitor in English, claiming your Polish isn't good enough (which is probably true), and that you demand a reply in fluent English for it to be legal. Write to their solicitors IN REPLY as many letters as possible by registered post, really dragging out each point in each letter and making it as long-winded as possible. Interpreters charge per word. It doesn't matter if the solicitor is an Oxford graduate; for his letters to be legally valid, they MUST bear the stamp of an official interpreter. That way those b*s*rds will have to pay through the nose. Oh and include some really long texts from "your Sri Lankan advisor", a long, long text in some obscure alphabet such as Sinhala. Additional, higher interpreter costs! Don't hire your own dollar-eyed solicitor, as you can't afford it. You haven't been paid. Good luck with those Catholics.
bimber94   
23 Jun 2010
Travel / Indian or Mexican food in Warsaw. [60]

Just discovered this well-named place: vaginacafe.pl
OK it isn't in Warsaw but in Bielsko-Biała, but who could resist mentioning it? If anyone goes there, tell me what the coffee tastes like (salty, insipid, moaning waitress?).
bimber94   
23 Jun 2010
Travel / Driving to Poland from England - any tips? [264]

We found taking the car on TransEuropaFerries between Ostend and Ramsgate to be a bit cheaper and pleasant. The sailing is twice as long as the Dover-Calais route, but there's less hassle, fewer passengers, and you drive a couple of hours less to London in total as you don't have to drive all the way to Calais/Boulogne. Can't stand the Tunnel!! Folkestone and Dover are the bottlenecks of Europe! That's our own personal experience: yours may be different.