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Des Essientes   
5 Aug 2011
Love / Is it true that Polish women are very busty? [71]

Some boobies here are truly firm and that can give them the appearance of being really busty but it's just because they are that way that people think so.

Has this poster recently suffered a head injury?
Des Essientes   
5 Aug 2011
USA, Canada / Polka Parade Television Show [43]

As the years go by we hear less and less of that

Not here in California where it seems that every other car stereo is blasting polka music, albeit of the banda variety with Spanish lyrics. The story behind polka music's popularity with Mexican-Americans is that decades ago when traditional ranchero bands used to follow the migrant Mexican farm workers up into Texas, for the harvest, some of them attended the dance halls of Texas's Central and Eastern European residents where they discovered polka music and incorporated it into their own musical repetoire.
Des Essientes   
5 Aug 2011
History / Kashubians are nation in Poland? [124]

Gunter Grass considers himself half German and half Kashubian because that is what he is.
Des Essientes   
5 Aug 2011
Life / Birthday traditions in Poland [30]

You need to sing Sto Lat it is the traditional Polish birthday song that expresses the wish that the person whose birthday it is become a centenarian.
Des Essientes   
4 Aug 2011
History / Kashubians are nation in Poland? [124]

VicPhilly, You claimed that the Kashubians are the descendents of the Goths, but nothing you have cited backs up this claim. It is true that the Goths lived in Pomorania for a while, but the historical record shows that they migrated southwards. The Kashubs are a West-Slavic people. Perhaps some Goths did stay behind and interbreed with them, but it is rather hard to believe that a Germanic Scandinavian people completely transformed themselves into a Lechitic Slavic tribe.
Des Essientes   
4 Aug 2011
History / Kashubians are nation in Poland? [124]

Kashubian is most definitely a West-Slavic language, and it is the closest living language to Polish. If the Kashubs were really Goths there would at least be some Old Gothic words in their tongue but there are not. Claiming the Kashubs are Goths is the ridiculous assertion of someone who wants to believe that they are "all German" rather than a mixture of Low German and West Slavic. Gunter Grass was fine with admitting that he was such a mixture and Vicphilly should be too.
Des Essientes   
4 Aug 2011
History / Kashubians are nation in Poland? [124]

For a humorous take on the Goths in Pomorshia please see the "Wurzel Mother" chapter of Gunter Grass's The Flounder in which the matriarch Wigga gets them to leave by serving them a bland gruel for lunch and telling them that's the only thing they'll be eating all Winter if they stay.
Des Essientes   
4 Aug 2011
History / Kashubians are nation in Poland? [124]

They are the descendants of the Goths

Kashubians are not descended from Goths. The Kashubian language is Slavic not Germanic.
Des Essientes   
3 Aug 2011
Life / Why Polish people should be proud of being Polish? [370]

I am a proud Polish-American. I am proud of my people's contrarian nature. I am proud of our innate sense of justice. I am proud of our anarchical spirit. Polish-Americans are at least 10 million strong, and estimates place the percentage of Americans with some Polish anscestry as high as 40%, and this is because we tend to be physically attractive thus attracting many mates and producing much progeny.
Des Essientes   
1 Aug 2011
History / Warsaw Rising 1944 - National Disaster or Triumph of Spirit ? [515]

Don`t you think AK commanders made a too hasty decision.

Since Soviet help wasn't forthcoming and the uprising failed to liberate Warsaw, and it cost many Polish lives, it is fair to say from a purely military perspective that the AK commanders made a mistake, but you never know until you try, and the brave people of Warsaw were surely willing to try, and their cause was just, and so from an ethical perspective it is fair to say that the AK commanders didn't make a mistake.
Des Essientes   
27 Jul 2011
History / Poland: Her heroes and her traitors [221]

oops.... I am not a god, come on....

It's just as well. I wanted to see if any of my family surnames appeared in the list of 300 traitors and I'd have been mortified if any did.
Des Essientes   
26 Jul 2011
Language / Polish was chosen the HARDEST LANGUAGE in the world to learn... :D [1558]

After examining the site, Des Essientes, my conclusion is that you've fallen for the fallacy that numerous cognates constitute a mutually intelligible language!

I haven't fallen for anything I merely posted a table of cognates, you overly exclamatory ninny.
Des Essientes   
26 Jul 2011
Language / Polish was chosen the HARDEST LANGUAGE in the world to learn... :D [1558]

Lyzko: the persistent myth of both tongues, Sanskrit and Lithuanian, being somehow mutually intelligible if spoken, resp. chanted, slowly!

Have a look at this table of a few cognates:
Sanskrit sunus son - Lith. sunus;
Sanskrit viras man - Lith. vyras;
Sanskrit avis sheep - Lith. avis;
Sanskrit dhumas smoke - Lith. dumas;
Sanskrit padas sole - Lith. padas.
from: postilla.mch.mii.lt/Kalba/baltai.en.htm
Des Essientes   
26 Jul 2011
Language / Polish was chosen the HARDEST LANGUAGE in the world to learn... :D [1558]

I have heard that amongst living Indo-European languages it is Lithuanian, not Polish, that is the hardest to learn owing to the sheer number of verbal conjugations that Lithuanian requires of its speakers. This is owing to he fact that, contrary to the discredited Evolutionary Theory of Language, all other living Indo-European languages have become more simple as the centuries have progressed. Lithuanian in its chilly isolated Baltic home retained the highly complicated structure that characterizes archaic Indo-European languages such as Sanskrit. Finding which language in the world is the hardest to learn is, however, in reality impossible, because difficulty in learning another language has alot to do with the learner's native tongue, and so there is really no clear way to say which language in the world is hardest to learn, because there is no universal world language that every learner of another language starts off with.
Des Essientes   
26 Jul 2011
History / Poland: Her heroes and her traitors [221]

Pawian, do you know how many Gorales were living in Poland when WWII broke out? I would like to know what percentage of the Gorale population these 300 constituted. Also do you have a list of their surnames, and if so would you be so kind as to post it?
Des Essientes   
24 Jul 2011
Food / What is your favorite Polish Vodka? [653]

the bottle shaped in a pear

and if you drink enough of it then it makes women shaped in a pear look like they are shaped in an hourglass.
Des Essientes   
23 Jul 2011
Law / The right to own guns: would you support such legislation in Poland? [2237]

Perhaps, if the native Americans had 'invented' the wheel or the gun they would have had a better chance against the 'whites' and other Indian tribes.

"other Indian tribes" besides the "native Americans" and who would they be? Zimmy, do you even read what you've written before posting it?
Des Essientes   
22 Jul 2011
History / What are Poland's pagan roots? [62]

We all know that the majority of Poles become Christian in 966, but I was wondering lately if some Poles remained Pagan afterwards.

The word "pagan" comes to us from the word "paganos" which meant "countryside" and this is because when the Roman Empire converted to Christianity it took much longer for the people in its rural areas to abandon practicing the rites of the old faith and one can safely assume this was also the case in the nascent Poland's remote areas as well. Neighboring Lithuania provides an even more recent example. Despite officially converting in 1386 rustic Lithuanians were still engaging in pre-Christian shamanic practices such as sacrificing one of their eyes to attain inner vision as late as the early 20th Century according to the Lithuanian-American archaeologist Marija Gimbutas.
Des Essientes   
22 Jul 2011
History / Polish historical myths - to break or not to break them? [257]

at the banquet after the Vienna victory simple hussar soldiers, as more impressive, were led to major tables while their plain-looking officers were told to sit at the back.

Wow so it is true that lower ranking soldiers got the better looking furs. That is very interesting.
Des Essientes   
22 Jul 2011
History / Polish historical myths - to break or not to break them? [257]

In Adam Zamoyski's book The Polish Way he writes about, and also provides illustrations of, another peculiar Polish practice supposedly indulged in during Poland's golden age, which I now fear may be a myth, and this is the Polish practice of dying their horses unnatural colors. The illustrations showed white horses whose bottom halves had been dyed crimson, like the Polish flag, as well as horses that had been dyed completely purple. I had initially accepted Zamoyski's claim regarding the truth of this practice and chalked it up to the presence of the aesthete's tendencies in the Polish national character, whose avian representative should really be a peacock rather than an eagle or a stork. Does anyone out there know whether or not this horse dying was truly done?
Des Essientes   
22 Jul 2011
History / Polish historical myths - to break or not to break them? [257]

W many sources using "wings" hussar was the beginning of the battle with the Tartars.

This quotation is taken from an article, presumably translated from Polish to English by an online translator, posted by Monia in this thread's 111th post. I have a couple questions regarding it. Is jeźców Polish for "lassoe"? Is it really true that the lower ranking Hussars would wear the skins of tigers and leopards while the upper ranks would wear those of wolves, bears and lynx? This sartorial hierarchy seems counter-intuitive for several reasons. From an aesthetic point of view leopard and tiger furs would seem to be superior, to those of the bear, the lynx and the wolf, because they are more brightly colored, and also more visually impressive because their patterns are more distinct. Moreover neither of the big cats is to be found near Poland, which would presumably make their skins scarce and thus far more costly than that of the indigenous species' furs reserved for the officers. One possible explanation is that all of the officers would feel it was necessary to sport furs and thus they chose to wear those in abundance so that they could all be assured of getting one, whilst fur was more of an optional addition for the lower ranks that was indulged in by only its richest members. Is my proposed explanation the right one, or were the predatory powers of the bear, the wolf, and the lynx actually held in higher esteem by Poles than those of the big cats, because Poles had no direct experience of living tigers and leopards, but knew them only from their skins?
Des Essientes   
22 Jul 2011
History / Polish historical myths - to break or not to break them? [257]

I noticed in '1612' that the feathers on the hussars' wings were few and widely spaced, perhaps this design would have effectively minimalized the wind resistance reportedly experienced by the actors during the filming of Sienkiewicz's Trilogy. If the wings did have a real military purpose, beyond intimidation of the enemy, it must have been to prevent Tartar lassoes from encircling the Hussar, and to anchor him to the saddle if one did, and alot of feathers wouldn't have been necessary for this.
Des Essientes   
21 Jul 2011
History / Polish historical myths - to break or not to break them? [257]

Did you know that wings on Polish winged hussars` backs are a myth in its largest part?

Are you certain that there is no truth to the claim that the wings were used in battle to prevent the lassoes of Tartars from encircling the Hussars, and that they were attached to their saddles, so that if lassoes did encircle them they wouldn't be pulled off their horses? Historians, I've read, also claim that the wind whistling through the hussars wings when they charged made an eerie noise that terrified the enemy, and so they were also worn to induce panic in Poland's foes. Do most Polish military historians now agree that the wings were never used in battle?
Des Essientes   
19 Jul 2011
Life / Babcia or Busha - any social class difference? [359]

I do find something darkly funny in DEs implication of picking up a Polish person by the ankles and bashing ice with his/her head!

I thought the line from Hamlet meant that the "Polacks" Hamlets father smote were riding sleds on the ice, but I am now somewhat partial to your interpretation that it is a pole-axe therein refered to rather than Polish warriors, but that being said the Danes, and the Norweigens, of Hamlet's day did fight battles against the Poles. The Norwiegen nobleman Fortinbras, whose character in the play serves to restore order in Castle Elsinore after the bloodbath, was in reality killed by the Poles in battle.

They are a precious part of the older Polish generation. Including other people's Babcia or Busha (take your pick of terminology.) I'm intrigued when I hear them speak about Polish culture, along with life in the old country. They are all very special people.

When I visited my Busha in her "Senior Retirement Facility" I was often allowed to go play outside while my parents and her chatted. Her room's window overlooked a swan filled pond and I being just a wee lad, without alot of sympathy for our fine feathered friends, used to throw rocks at the swans, and my father tells me that Busha found this hilarious. One anecdote he tells about her has always interested me. When my father was a boy he, and one of my uncles, would often stay with Busha, and there was at that time a weekly tevelvision program, hosted by a fellow made-up and attired like a vampire, that would feature a different horror movie every week. Busha would unaffectedly watch the horror movies, but when the host's segments came on she would cross herself, and avert her eyes, or even flee the room entirely. Of course this seemed rather funny to me, but when I thought about it I could understand that for a lady from the superstitious depths of Eastern Europe a ghoul on television addressing his viewers directly could indeed be scary.
Des Essientes   
18 Jul 2011
Life / Babcia or Busha - any social class difference? [359]

Let me tell you about my Busha, She was the last of my great-grandparents to be alive when I was born and she was from the Eastern part of Poland. I visited her in the old-folks home and I found her somewhat frightening and foreign but I also knew that she loved me. I gather from this thread that "Busha" is not proper Polish for Great-Granny, but I really believe that my Busha was not only Polish, but her longevity and general tenacity was as Polish as it gets.

My Busha was a large framed woman and her husband, my father's mother's father, was also grand, he was over six feet tall like me and my father and I am greatful to this Eastern-Polish branch of my family for endowing me with height. If any of you has a problem with the word "Busha" when used to describe an elderly Polish lady you should remember that there are large merciless individuals who hold their Bushas dear and hold your tongue.
Des Essientes   
15 Jul 2011
History / My wonderful boyfriend returned to Poland. Any famous Pole that visits Africa? [26]

Henryk Sienkiewicz travelled to Africa in 1890 and wrote the non-fiction book Letters From Africa as well as the children's novel In Desert And Wilderness which was set in Egypt and the Sudan. I read the latter and it was rather silly as it had a Polish boy taming an African elephant and making it his steed as well as fearlessly confronting the Mahdi.
Des Essientes   
15 Jul 2011
UK, Ireland / Polish and Irish people are related? [137]

Poland and Ireland are two of the few countries in Europe that, despite never being under the dominion of imperial Rome, stayed almost completely Roman Catholic when the Reformation came. Other places that were never under imperial Roman sway such as Scandinavia, Scotland, and non-Rhenish Germany, were quick to throw off the yoke of ecclesiastical Rome.
Des Essientes   
11 Jul 2011
Travel / Why so many Indian Restaurants in Poland? Which one is the best? [42]

Yes I confused "The Hives" with "The Strokes" in one post, but I didn't try to convince anyone I was right, and I readily admitted my mistake after I realized it, unlike this forum's obnxious Harry in this instance. Will he admit that Tamilnadu is in India, and that Tamil is an Indian language? Here is a map with the Tamil homeland in red:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:India_Tamil_Nadu_locator_map.svg

The reason is its being run by pakis or nepalis or bangladeshis who find it convenient to open a shop in the name of indian and cheat us.

You have been cheated, but not by these restauranteurs. You have been cheated by the British educational system, or more likely yourself by not paying attention when attending its courses, because if you had listened then you would understand that Pakistan and Bangladesh were both part of India until 1948 when the exiting British colonials partitioned them off of either side of India. Do you really believe that their cuisine was somehow partitioned too and made non-Indian? If you do then you are foolish.