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Posts by Bobko  

Joined: 13 Mar 2017 / Male ♂
Last Post: 21 hrs ago
Threads: Total: 28 / Live: 24 / Archived: 4
Posts: Total: 2227 / Live: 2151 / Archived: 76
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Bobko   
13 Apr 2023
Off-Topic / Best posters [886]

@Atch

Special delivery for Atch - Bobko's handwriting. Very curious what you can say about my orc brain based on this.

Bonus: A Russian book I recently bought, published in an unusual place, by unusual people.


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Bobko   
13 Apr 2023
History / Profound discovery - grievances towards Poland [6]

This is indeed profound. What you have developed, is nothing less than a hermetic framework for analyzing Polish history, and developing policy suggestions on the foreign relations front.

So many of the questions one has about Poland, fall to the wayside when you apply the groundbreaking framework of them being insufferable snobs.

Bravo!
Bobko   
11 Apr 2023
Off-Topic / Best posters [886]

such unlikely combinations can only be found on PF

What appears to you as a contradiction may in fact be a sign from the cosmos, that Germans and Russians always had Poles best interests at heart.
Bobko   
11 Apr 2023
Off-Topic / Best posters [886]

@GefreiterKania

Kashub and Espana are badass muthafukas. Agreed.

BB is very confused. He needs to decide, is he a Prussian or what?
Bobko   
11 Apr 2023
Off-Topic / Best posters [886]

Time for an updated list of who's who, from Bobko:

1) Crow (always my number 1)
2) Novichok (very intelligent man. Manages to keep an open perspective on things, despite living in Communist America).
3) Gefreiter Kania (also very intelligent man, but of weak convictions).
4) Barney (an Irish man that sees through all the Anglo BS)
5) Atch (an Irish woman, hates me, hates Russia, but writes wonderfully about food and Ireland)

Special, honorary bonus person:

6) AntV (a true son of America)
Bobko   
11 Apr 2023
Genealogy / What am I? (Percentage) [17]

@Heartsz

Is this a serious question?

You are 75% Polish and 25% German.
Bobko   
8 Apr 2023
Life / What to do if the neighbors is too loud? [40]

@carol121

I suggest you drill a small diameter hole down to their apartment. Through this hole, feed a small camera. Next time when you hear an argument starting, you can monitor if there is any risk of a physical confrontation. In this way you save the police valuable time that could be wasted investigating a routine couple's fight.

If you actually see things getting out of hand, on your security monitor, you could of course call the police. However, I suggest a different approach. Tear gas. When the fight gets started, remove the camera, and begin pumping tear gas through the hole you drilled earlier. Tear gas may be difficult to procure in your jurisdiction, in this case I would try to produce a home brew (use your imagination and your pantry). Once you hear coughing, reinsert camera and evaluate the situation.

If tear gas proves insufficient at defusing the domestic conflict, proceed to plan B - flooding. Turn on all faucets and block all sinks; flush several rags down the toilet; drain radiators.

A combination of tear gas and flooding will almost certainly refocus the couple's attention on your person. At this point, it is safe to call the police.
Bobko   
7 Apr 2023
Life / In need of good Polish jokes about Polish culture, people, etc [237]

@Lenka

Ha! It's "age-restricted" for me too, but I am logged into my YouTube account so I just have to press "Ok". You should be able to click, "watch on YouTube", and it should work.

It's just a Polish guy yelling at a beaver.
Bobko   
7 Apr 2023
Life / In need of good Polish jokes about Polish culture, people, etc [237]

@Alien

I found one of the videos. I must admit it is highly entertaining.

It seems, on the example of this young man, that Poles feel mixed emotions towards the beaver. On the one hand, he is showered with crude insults (why!??), but in other instances he is treated in very comradely fashion.

"O kurwa Bobko"

On this chat this definitely one of the most popular forms of entertainment. If only I saw this clip before creating my username... I could have been Bobr.

Bobr vs Pawian.

- "Ale fajny Bobr"
- "AAAAaaaa kurwa gryzie!"

Hahahahaha

youtube.com/watch?v=OHHpYXQyQO4
Bobko   
7 Apr 2023
History / 70th anniversary of 1943 Wołyń/Volhynia and Eastern Galicia Massacre - controvercies [454]

The choice is between the historically evil Ukrainians and the perpetually evil Russian.

What is the difference between being historically evil and perpetually evil? Curious distinction...

Since Ukrainians did not exist until very recently (this is a fact not only from the POV of external parties, but even from within Ukraine itself), one may argue that Poland has been dealing with the same perpetually evil people, appearing in different guises.
Bobko   
5 Apr 2023
Life / Which areas of Poland have the most conservative young women (under 22)? [49]

I am conservative

In America you would be classified as a liberal. In Russia, even a little further to the left of whatever Americans rated you at (remember, Zhirinovsky's party was called the Liberal Democratic Party of Russia).

Everything in life is relative.
Bobko   
5 Apr 2023
Study / Various education and school issues in Poland. Opinions, stories, controversies. [1006]

- crowded classes

Ukraine has a school system designed for 50M people, but there were only around 37-39M people living there before the war. Very few of them young, because of the demographic collapse of the 1980s and 1990s. At the same time, the government is loathe to shut down schools and fire teachers (who's gonna vote then?). Despite hundreds of schools being shut down, there are still many thousands open with quite a small number of students.

Same thing with universities. Ukraine has enough universities to educate all of Europe. The overwhelming majority are just diploma mills.
Bobko   
5 Apr 2023
Law / I need advice on Polish courts. Divorce case. [5]

I know not a single thing about Polish law, but I do know that in most jurisdictions inadequate legal representation is a solid reason for appeal. If you have a record of your correspondence with the attorney, showing that he failed in his duty of informing you of the correct court date, then you should have good grounds for an appeal.

Even though Poland is only slightly less corrupt than Russia, I seriously doubt there occurred a collusion on three levels to screw you.
Bobko   
4 Apr 2023
Life / Why Do You Love Poland? [907]

It is time to reveal what brought Bobko to PF.

In the end, it is the most banal factor... There is a film which was incredibly popular in the Soviet Union, and remains popular in all the CIS states. The film is called "Irony of Fate" - it is a comedy film, that is shown on television every year around New Years. Every Russian-speaking person has seen this movie at least 10-15 times in their life. It's about a man that gets drunk with his friends, and ends up taking a flight to St. Petersburg, instead of staying in Moscow, and then enters someone's apartment with his set of keys. Since all apartments in the USSR were of similar layout, he doesn't immediately realize his mistake, and hilarity ensues.

The female lead was played by a Polish actress - Barbara Brylska. A most beautiful woman! In my mind a Raquel Welch or Jane Fonda could not hold a candle to that woman. Watching her on the screen was the first time I probably felt an urge to go and learn Polish.

Also, as young kid in the 1990s, we were getting a lot of Polish action movies in Russia. The best ones had this guy named Boguslaw Linda in them. He was no Sylvester Stallone or Dolph Lundgren, but he was a Slav - so it was quite unusual, and interesting.

Finally, there was a children's tv series called "Muminy", or "The Mumins" which was really amazing.


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Bobko   
4 Apr 2023
Off-Topic / Russian Views On Poland and Vice Versa [382]

tell us your amasing secret about Poland`s analogue

I don't know, I'd like to hear it from a Pole. It could be Macedon, it could be Epirus, Thebes, or Corinth, or something farther out like the Illyrians or Thracians.
Bobko   
4 Apr 2023
Off-Topic / Russian Views On Poland and Vice Versa [382]

During the times of the Cold War, it was a popular discussion amongst classicists and foreign policy boffins to discuss the analogies between the standoff preceding the Peloponnesian War, and that existing then between the US and USSR.

In this analogy, the United States was Athens - immensely prosperous, a hub for the arts and sciences, controlling a large network of alliances, and relying on its powerful fleet to project power far afield. The Soviet Union was Sparta - totalitarian, backwards, and utterly militaristic (relying on brute land power to project influence).

We know that in the end Sparta defeated Athens, but only for both of them to later recede into history as mere bit players during the rise of the Roman Empire.

And what were the Romans known for? They weren't as creative or culturally influential as the Greeks, but they knew a few things. One of those things was an agnostic approach to importing foreign innovations, if they proved useful to the Roman state. Remind you of anyone?

What would Poland's analogue be, in this classical hypothetical?
Bobko   
4 Apr 2023
Life / Which areas of Poland have the most conservative young women (under 22)? [49]

@Kashub1410

It's a slippery slope.

Some years ago I agreed to be the designated "trash man". I assumed this meant only throwing out the trash, not gathering it. Years later, it's me that goes around the house and consolidates trash, before I am able to further process it.

In another instance, I was designated the official "picker upper" of cups and plates. Just to consolidate them in the sink... nothing else. Imagine my surprise now, when I both consolidate the dishes and also load them into the dishwasher.

Once again, I was invited, on occasion, to assist in putting on the bedsheets because it was "difficult to pick up the heavy mattress for tucking the sheets in." Now I do it all myself. No help whatsoever.

As an absolutely cuckolded and broken man, let me say that one should be very careful when entering into any labor-sharing agreement with a woman.

I never vacuum, or mop the floors, or do any dusting, but it's because I have become very paranoid about any such requests.
Bobko   
3 Apr 2023
History / What should Russia and Poland do to become if not friends, then at least not enemies? [945]

a vassal state of China.

Maybe through this experience we will come back to haunt you later, with a greater vengeance. If the Mongol yoke is any precedent, then living under the Chinese will also make us unique among the "white" races.

In the question of vengeance against the West, there is no price that is too great to pay. Even becoming Chinese vassals.
Bobko   
3 Apr 2023
History / What should Russia and Poland do to become if not friends, then at least not enemies? [945]

Why copy-cat the mongols too much?

A lot of the Russian nobility was Mongol in origin. Most famous of them was probably Simeon Bekbulatovich, who Ivan the Terrible placed on the throne instead of himself, for a brief period of time (as a cruel joke). Then there is the Yusupov family, who's descendant Felix Yusupov murdered Rasputin. Also, you have the Naryshkins, descended from Crimean Tatar lords. Many, many families... Akhmatovs, Mamayevs, Chingisovy (literal Genghisids), Urusovy, Kantemirovy, etc. You would never know they were asiatic in origin, because today they all look very European indeed through marriages with all of Europe's noble houses.

Typically Mongol princes were made Russian princes after being conquered, and their descendants enjoyed noble status. So Russia is not copy-catting the Mongol Empire, but is in part constituted by the people who were its architects. If you look at a map of the Mongol Empire, and where most of it ended up, then you will see a large percentage of what was the Golden Horde and the Great Horde are still under Russian control. Russia would not have the size it has, and its history would be totally different if we did not have the Mongols play a role in our development.

Photo of Prince Felix Yusupov (a blue-eyed Mongol):


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Bobko   
2 Apr 2023
History / What should Russia and Poland do to become if not friends, then at least not enemies? [945]

With its massive resources Russia could be a civilized, prosperous country that provides its citizens with ample opportunities

I agree.

quickly becomes a third world state that educated people flee in droves.

Yes, through your helpful actions.

P.S. As soon as we become prosperous and civilized enough we should attack Poland.
Bobko   
2 Apr 2023
History / What should Russia and Poland do to become if not friends, then at least not enemies? [945]

@Korvinus

Historically Russia has always been somewhat lawless. Instead of courts, most disputes were resolved by the commune, based on shared understandings. Not to be confused with the "understandings" of Thieves-in-Law, but ancient Russian "understandings" of justice. The official codex of laws was often viewed with derision.

A popular saying in 19th century Russia was: «Строгость российских законов смягчается необязательностью их исполнения». Translation: "The draconian nature of Russian law is tempered by its rare enforcement."

This attitude towards law carried through into the Soviet era.

Things changed with the coming of Putin and Medvedev, both lawyers by training (in Medvedev's case, he is a professor of law). These two fellows assign huge importance to laws. This is why Putin engaged in his absurd little switcheroo with Medvedev, instead of just ripping up the constitution. This is why Putin justifies his constant grip on power through various legal maneuvers. The laws against foreign agents, laws against homosexual propaganda, laws against foreign adoption, etc, etc.

He (Putin), claims to have learned this from the West. He believes this is the way things are done in your "civilized" world, and this is why he cloaks himself with these legal justifications for every action. He sees how the west bludgeons its opponents with laws, and he tries to keep up. When they then call him a dictator and a butcher, Putin is only half-feigning surprise. I think there is a genuine disconnect between how Putin views his own actions, and how they are interpreted in the West.

On some level, he thinks of himself as the most democratic and law-abiding Russian ruler in history. Western outrage, therefore, is synthetic in his view.
Bobko   
2 Apr 2023
Life / In need of good Polish jokes about Polish culture, people, etc [237]

A Polish man walks into a store and tells the clerk:

- "I would like to buy a pound of kiełbasa."
- "You must be Polish," the clerk replied.

The Polish man, begins to get irritated, and responds,

- "Now why would you say something like that? Say I ordered pasta, would you then say I was Italian?"
- "No," said the clerk.
- "If I ordered matzoh ball soup, would you then say I was Jewish?"
- "No," said the clerk.
- "Why, if I came in here and asked for a crossaint, then you would probably say I was French?"
- "No," said the clerk.
- "Then what makes you think I'm Polish?"
- "Because this is a hardware store."
Bobko   
30 Mar 2023
History / What should Russia and Poland do to become if not friends, then at least not enemies? [945]

They're prosecuting hundreds for saying what they think about the war?

I was attempting to be transparent about the state of things and said "hundreds of thousands", not "hundreds" because it is happening at all levels of the system. In schools, in universities, in hospitals, in ministries, in the military and so on. Top down a sort of "party line" is being enforced. If we are talking about cases that land in the courts and result in actual arrests, then yes the number is probably in the hundreds.

However, don't tell me now that this does not happen in the West when it is at war. The reason these things can be "prosecuted" is because the Duma passed laws that ensured the legality of such actions. In the US you can point at things like the PATRIOT Act, that many people remain unhappy with, and some go so far as to say it changed the very fabric of the contract between the people and state in this country.

Under Russian law, what is happening with these people is legal. They have been advised of the illegality of these potential actions, and they persisted. Let them be martyrs for their cause.

If you question how the Duma passed these laws, and therefore the entire democratic principle underpinning Russian government - that is a different question.