Food / Panga Fish (available in Polish stores); I'll never eat it again. Alternative? [68]

Here is an alternative.
What and why and how exactly????

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Po polsku / Dyrdymałki o Niczem 2 [302]

A więc wypierdalaj spać, Plastikowy Polaczku. :):):)

Po polsku / Dyrdymałki o Niczem 2 [302]

Mów w języku w jakim Cię matka urodziła, skurwysynu!

PS. Nie przejmuj się, to był tylko cytat z mojej ulubionej ksiażki. :):):)

Po polsku / Dyrdymałki o Niczem 2 [302]


Myśl logicznie, chłoptasiu. Wstawienie cz w bold w dwóch wyrazach trwa o wiele dłużej niż poprawienie cz na trz.
Dodatkowo, udowadniasz nam że nie znasz polskiej kultury jajcarstwa. Pacz poniżej.
Ale nie poddawaj się chłopczyku!!!! Pacz i Walcz jak Polak/Polka!!! hahaha buhahaha

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Po polsku / Dyrdymałki o Niczem 2 [302]


Bo Cię kurwa chcę wreszcie wychować i wyedukować na porządnego Polaka!!! Tak jak to już zrobiłem z tysiącami moich uczniów!!! Ha!!!!! ):):


buhahaha Popacz chłopczyku jeszcze raz na tamten wpis i zrozum o co chodzi. ):):)


Chłopczyku Cię wkurza??? AmaSSing! :):):)

Po polsku / Dyrdymałki o Niczem 2 [302]


To prawda, ono istnieje od niedawna.

Ale da się znależć w sieci.

Popacz, chłopczyku, to ty:
Podziękuj mi teraz że tak Cię doceniam jako kiciusia. Ha!!!

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Life / What do Polish people talk about? [56]


No, it is like comparing your peanut balls to male elephant ones. Or your tiny dick to male horse`s aka stallion`s. Ha!!
Forgive me those animals in comparisons, I can`t help it coz I am a product of animal world myself.

Food / What do non-Poles think about eating the following Polish foods? [1450]


You need to acquire more self or general confidence. Drop this fekking stereotype British reserve and phlegm. Be like a Polish winged hussar! Charge at full speed and never look back at the victims of your charge! hahaha buhahaha

Life / What do Polish people talk about? [56]


What is your problem?? I only take your example. :):):)


Actually, it is not humour, but facts. I heard such a conversation between a British teacher and Polish teachers when they were all a little under the influence during an organised outing. :):):)


No and I am not going to. :):):)

Po polsku / Dyrdymałki o Niczem 2 [302]


Znajdź i pokaż nam choć jeden mój wpis gdzie udaję człowieka. Ha!!!

UK, Ireland / What do Polish people miss about Ireland when they come back to Poland? [26]


This means that Poles/Polesses haven`t come back from Ireland yet.
Good they feel so good there. Ireland is still a good country to live, not like Britain after Brexit.
And they elect decent governments which reject Nazi Izrael and their genocide in Palestine. I am envious about it and wish we were as decent as them.

Life / What do Polish people talk about? [56]


Yes, jon, if you mention it, let me remind you that Polish sausage is much better than your pseudo sausage product.
Besides, it was Polish pilots who saved your asses in 1940!!! hahaha buhahaha

Food / Which foods are generally disliked/unpopular in Poland? Which non-Polish foods are slowly gaining popularity? [180]


You have visibly forgotten we have been living in a globalised world for decades now and become a global village in result. :):):)

PS. I was teaching my students about the global village in 1990s. Where were you at the time??? On the Moon or Mars or Venus???????????????? hahahaha

Travel / Poland in photo riddles - part 3 [615]


Yes, those riddles can be so crazy sometimes. Sorry.
PS. I admire you for still striving and not giving up. You are so Polish. I wish most of my compatriots were like that. :):)

PS. Check another thread where I am going to post all pics for this riddle.

Food / Which foods are generally disliked/unpopular in Poland? Which non-Polish foods are slowly gaining popularity? [180]

About 15 years ago I visited German Lidl chain to take advantage of British culture week. Among others I bought a packet of vinegar crisps. I served them to my students during British culture week in our school. When they tried that stuff, they looked at me in disbelief that I dared to offer it to them.

Language / Game - guess Polish idioms/sayings in direct English translation - part 2 [522]


Of course coz the word id French after all.

Hint: I say that our Ironside pretends to be a Bonjour or Bążur in Polish in the forum. Why??

UK, Ireland / What English food would you serve a Pole? [172]


Scots allowed the English to dominate them so it is also English one. Ignore those minor regional differences. :):):)

Life / Polish women who made amazing careers against patriarchal society [106]


Read from the beginning.


Darling!!!

Life / Polish women who made amazing careers against patriarchal society [106]


Daj dziuba, attention sicker! haha buhahaha

Food / What do non-Poles think about eating the following Polish foods? [1450]


No, filling is standard - rice mixed with minced meat and spices
As for cabbage, yes, it is different type indeed. Namely ZERO cabbage. hahahaha buhahaha

I unwrapped those parcels off cabbage covering coz I have hated it all my life and only ate the filling. :):):) Look closer at that photo. :):


Did you have it heavily sprinkled with skwarki aka fried lard chunks, and dipped in thick lard fat???

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UK, Ireland / What English food would you serve a Pole? [172]


:):):)
No, English breakfast is still my fave nutrition style. At least in my imagination and dreams.
Coz I haven`t had a real one for decades since I watched that drastic breakfast scene in the cult Trainspotting film:

Travel / Hiking around Zakopane/ Tatra mountains [33]


No, never coz it requires pro equipment and training which I had lacked due various reasons :):)

The highest I got was Kasprowy Wierch (using the cable car to get on top hahahaha) . There I ran into Halny gale which I described in post 19.

Law / Gun control in Poland: should Polish people be allowed to own guns? [795]


Nothing like active tense. It is called Active or Passive Voice.

Po polsku / Dyrdymałki o Niczem 2 [302]


Nic, pod warunkiem że nie udaje bążura. :):):)

Life / Polish women who made amazing careers against patriarchal society [106]


And you certainly dream of watching and taking photos! You sicko!

Po polsku / Dyrdymałki o Niczem 2 [302]


Iron udaje Bążura ale tak naprawdę to cieć z Wołomina.

Language / Game - guess Polish idioms/sayings in direct English translation - part 2 [522]

When you call sb Bonjour, what do you mean???

News / Does Polish hotel have right to turn down Americans and Israelis? [79]

The fact that a nation which was subjected to mass genocide during the WW2 cannot see itself as a perpetrator of new genocide on Palestinians, but still sees itself as a victim, is sickening.
Shame on you, Nazi Israelis.

Food / Which foods are generally disliked/unpopular in Poland? Which non-Polish foods are slowly gaining popularity? [180]

German raw sausage called Metka in Polish is quite unpopular here. The last time I tried it was a few decaes ago, in communist times. Later I have never seen it.
While Germans are obsessed about it.
For the brave who want to try something new, there is a possibility of preparing metka in the comfort of your own home. The process requires the use of fatty pork, such as bacon or jowl, which is then seasoned with salt, sugar, marjoram, pepper, garlic and onion.

After seasoning and mixing, the meat is minced and stuffed into pig intestines. The refrigerated metka can be served in a variety of ways, from sandwiches to salads to a standalone snack.

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News / Good news: Poland's PiS to rule at least 12 years -- Morawiecki [91]


That`s the carp you left on your keyboard during Christmas. It is already rotting.