News / Will Poland help defend Greenland against US Imperialism [333]


Marrying she-goats or sheep is illegal in Poland. He needs to settle in Mongolia as a nomad.

Travel / Transport adventures in Poland [83]


We would be really grateful if you offered him your own heart. As a transplant organ, I mean.

Life / What do Polish people talk about? [56]


If you drink shyt coffee in your workplace, it is your own choice. Probably to have a topic for interesting conversations. Like: What awful coffee we drink!! which reminds me British small talk about the weather. :):):)


No, I don`t look at their screens to know what they are talking about with mates.


Ooo, ta prowokacja z pewnością nie pozostanie bez stanowczej reakcji!!! Ha!!!

Life / What do Polish people talk about? [56]

How should I know ???

Off-Topic / God and Religion Talk [240]

17 You shall not call decent apes azholes. Simple. Ha!!!! :):):)

PS. Joker, don`t forget to whine about my burning oil in the forum so late. :):)::):) I am taking a day off work tomorrow aka today! Ha!

Off-Topic / God and Religion Talk [240]


Bs. There were 15 Commandments. You know shyt. Ah!!!! aka Ha!!! hahahaha

Life / Racism in Poland - the future [558]


Unkind of me, of course. I take full responsibility for my input here. Gumi, I am sorry again.

Life / Custom plates in Poland [103]


Exactly! That is why you are our non Polish darling. :):):)

Life / Custom plates in Poland [103]


Of course not. Kefir is amasingly good for you. Instead of peddling silly bickering and infantile denials, you should get down to perusing the forum for vital information which might contribute to your life expectancy reaching Novi`s. Ha!!!!!

Here you are, darling:
https://polishforums.com/food/poland-kefir-drink-61246/3/#msg1933187

Life / Custom plates in Poland [103]


Sorry, darling, I am addicted to this/that kefir. :):):)

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Life / Custom plates in Poland [103]


Actually, it does. :):):) Check your sources.


Sorry, but it still doesn`t make you Polish so stop bragging. :):):)

Life / Custom plates in Poland [103]


Mission Impossible, darling. Kefir is my fave drink of all time. :):):

Life / Custom plates in Poland [103]


"American" plates in Poland are trifle compared to rapist gangs haunting Britain. You`d better take care of your own country. :):):)

UK, Ireland / What English food would you serve a Pole? [172]


This means you are still a Brit at heart. :):):)


Please, don`t do it in food threads. :):):)
Nie przy jedzeniu, jak Boginię kocham! ):):)

Life / Custom plates in Poland [103]


Yes and no. :):)

Some drivers deem it fashionable to sport tiny "American" plates though they possess cars which fit regular bigger plates. A few years ago I heard the lawmakers were intent on putting an end to such practices but it seems there were more important issues to deal with.

Language / Cultural disparities shown through Polish and English languages [195]


Yes, you once admitted you had hated your mother for being so cold and indifferent towards you. But most males didn`t experience such traumas during their childhood and youth. You are special, sort of.

Life / Is Polish church involved in politics too much? [137]


Yes, that top RC clergy is pure Hell product. Thanks.

Travel / Transport adventures in Poland [83]


AmaSSing. It shows that Germans did go to the dogs as the media have been suggesting it for a year or two now.

UK, Ireland / What English food would you serve a Pole? [172]


Mission Impossible episode 22. :):):) Brits come to Poland to relish on Polish sausage coz theirs is you know what. hahaha


You are mistaking them for champagne now. :):):)

Life / Polish women who made amazing careers against patriarchal society [128]


Novi, after you reply ZERO, ask yourself another question:

Who is more important for the noble process of saving white race from extinction: Zuckerberg or an ordinary white woman willing to have kids?????? :):):)

UK, Ireland / What English food would you serve a Pole? [172]


Of course not. Only Polish country made sausage counts. :):):)


I see. While my champignons aren`t pieczarki but mushrooms grown on a distant planet of Champign in the galaxy far far away. :):):):

Life / What do Polish people talk about? [56]


Polish teachers, who are people after all, mostly talk about:

students who:

are reluctant to study hard
are too relaxed about their final exams
are prone to cut classes
are suspected of depending on illegal substances
are rude to teachers
are aggressive to other students
are too romantic towards other students of different or the same gender
are already employed while they should focus on getting proper education first
are mentally disadvantaged
are fans of various weird fashions, movements, organisations, etc.

Life / Polish women who made amazing careers against patriarchal society [128]


No, that`s your private twisted soliloquy.


Why don`t you ask how many babies Zuckerberg bore???? :):):

Travel / Transport adventures in Poland [83]


Yes, according to earlier agreements, we will.
But German police and border guards are known to be too recklessly hasty coz it happened that they sent some migrants without proving they had entered Germany from Poland.

Life / Racism in Poland - the future [558]


Wow. Nice. So, to make it even nicer, I apologise to you for calling you names in Poland`s aid to Ukraine thread. It was really unkind. Sorry.

Travel / Hiking around Zakopane/ Tatra mountains [33]


Tens of times. I have lived in southern Poland all my life. :):):) Similarly, you could ask a Londoner if he/she has ever used the tube. hahahaha
Additionally, my parents made me in Rabka Zdrój which is close to the Tatra mountains. That probably made me as stubborn as a typical Polish Highlander. ):):):)

Travel / Poland in photo riddles - part 3 [787]


Sorry, no. Hint - it is a culinary riddle, the date is pure coincidence. You can see a utensil and food in it ready for a rare kind of preparation.

UK, Ireland / What English food would you serve a Pole? [172]


I would serve English breakfast coz I like all its ingredients most of which are additionally cooked in my fave style aka fried. Of course, I would use Polish foods instead of British, e.g, sausage.

plus:

black pudding
tomato
beans
egg
champignon
fatty bacon

Travel / Transport adventures in Poland [83]


I read an article on it. Queues are border crossings are German fault.

Food / What do non-Poles think about eating the following Polish foods? [1450]


Yes, guys and guyesses, they are gołąbki aka rice and meat stuffed cabbage parcels.
However, they are special. How?? If they weren`t, I wouldn`t bother posting that photo.