Custom plates in Poland

One of my multiple hobbies is collecting photos of unusual registration plates, as you already know from another thread.

Let`s go with one of the funniest for a good start:

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Today I would be ashamed to drive a car with such a licence plate. The G8 is the G7 plus russia.

How about this one?

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@pawian
Koks ? means cocaine in English.

Novi, when you register a car in Poland, you might order such custom plates for you. :):):)

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Porypany Osobnik, or what does that mean in Polish?

Novi isn`t interested in Polish so it doesn`t matter, really.

Today I spotted two interesting plates: SNAKE and MYSZA (Mouse). Funny. The SNAKE was a red sport car, probably Porsche or similar.

Did the SNAKE chase the MYSZA?

No, they were going in opposite directions.

This must be a law firm car.

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or maybe legaly earned Audi S7?

Or illegally but they openly advertise it as legal to avoid the police looking into the case.

And I am bursting with laughter when I see a Polish car on a motorway in Germany with a registration starting OST ....

Coz it reminds you of the Ost Front where a lot of entertainment was offered??? E.g, music concerts performed with Stalin organs.

@pawian; Stalin organs...
I prefer HIMARS.

Good suggestion for a custom plate.
However, the Polish law imposes limits on your choices: they mustn`t be longer than 5 letters. So, you have to use HIMAR.
That is why some drivers take advantage of the first letter of the region and the number after it to make longer words:
Eg. S2ybki means Szybki means Fast

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@pawian
Jeep srt8 is "szybki", over 250km/h.

Fasst and furiouss. :):):)

KO BIETA means woman

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KOBITA and without parking sensors. It will end badly.

That`s discriminatory - you have just annihiliated the decades -lasting women liberation movement`s attempts to get rid of the discrimination of females. I won`t call you names like Iron coz I am well mannered. :):):)

Nice car, she has a taste.

:):):) Exactly.

@Alien
Or a magnet on women who are interested to use it as an excuse to interact with the person, depending on the guy and type of car I reckon.

A Maluch would be trashed for sure unfortunately. People do not appreciate it's cuteness

@Kashub1410
Maluch is trendy now (as an oldtimer).

Don't be so sure :D:

Maluch is cure but is alao uncomfortable and unsafe.

NOPE,it was trendy before but not NOW,its a piece of sh.it as it was before.I own one in the US and got so emotional that I flew it and now sits in my yard rusting.

Plates are getting funnier each month.

Today I spotted PAJAK which means SPIDER. And KOCUR which means TOMCAT.
While yesterday it was KNIFE (in English).

I must think about my custom ones. Remember, no more than 5 letters.

Here are some self suggestions:

CHIMP.
GORYL.
MANKI
MALPA
MAKAK
GIBON

Or maybe PWIAN

I am afraid this shortened version wouldn`t work on readers - they wouldn`t know what it means. After all, custom plates are procured by drivers to impress other drivers and passers-by in streets. PWIAN would be wasted on them. :):):)