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Novichok   
1 Apr 2021
Genealogy / Abbreviations used in Polish gravestone inscriptions [66]

BŁ. P.

This is dumber than skipping vowels texting.
Are Poles so poor they can't afford full words? Or just stupid and stubborn?
At least be consistent. How about: B.P. or Bl. Pa.?
Novichok   
1 Apr 2021
Life / Poles turn their backs on organised religion. [148]

It is funny how a confirmed atheist as you are so zealously supports religion.

Not only do I support it but actively participate in all the events and the rituals for the benefit of my family.

In fact, I made sure my kids went the whole cycle. The only things I reject with extreme prejudice and will never accept under any conditions are "miracles" and the "supernatural". I don't need those to accept the Ten Commandments, for example. What Jesus allegedly said and did should be very acceptable to every atheist with two working brain cells.

The only thing that keeps society decent are the moral values that were instilled in us by the religious teachings, not the fear of police as there are never enough of them.

Today, the last place for a kid to learn right from wrong are public schools where everything is relative, and nothing is absolute. At least here.
Novichok   
1 Apr 2021
Love / Are all Polish guys like this [48]

He just sounds shy.

Aemilia, they are hearing voices. So, my last warning...Run, baby, run...
Novichok   
1 Apr 2021
Love / Are all Polish guys like this [48]

but I'm sure she will read all our comments on the forum.

Like this one:

And grab his T-shirt at once!

or this:

Did you smell her T-shirt or another piece of garment?

or this:

Try to perform a sweaty T-shirt test on both of you.

or this:

How do you know, if you are:
a) not Polish, or
b) not a woman, or
c) not a gay?

Yes, Z, you are not that very clever.

She will. In another thread, under another nickname, with another story. :):) Don`t lose hope.

Every forum has its Nostradamus.
Novichok   
1 Apr 2021
Love / Are all Polish guys like this [48]

Polish men?

There is no such thing as "Polish man". It's a generalization that leads nowhere. It may be of interest to sociologists and statisticians but not to a person looking for a mate.

Based on statistics, I should have never married my wife. I am glad I didn't read the statistics.

Not really.

Really. Joker's advice was to read a publication that is like - let's see - a billion times better than a bunch of guys on an obscure forum like this one.
Novichok   
1 Apr 2021
Love / Are all Polish guys like this [48]

The amazing thing about this thread is the stupid question in its title and the posts that actually attempt to answer it with one or two profoundly-looking sentences.

So, here is my answer and an attempt at sanity: No.

You might want to try cosmo or teen vogue website,

Much better...
Novichok   
1 Apr 2021
News / Raising Poland's legal drinking age to 21 [95]

So true.France life expectancy is 82.72, USA is 78.54........

OK, I got it. Euros drink more wine and that's why they live four years longer.
How about: The US has more black and Latino thugs and that's why Americans die sooner.
Novichok   
31 Mar 2021
News / Famous Polish writer prosecuted for free speech [71]

If that's what you mean by "rightists" I am with you because all that church-going is pure bullshit and feigning.
My rule of thumb is: the more Gods in the paragraph, the faster I run.
My "rightists" are the patriots who hate everything the globalists like Soros want. That's the shortest version I can offer. We can get into the details some other time.
Novichok   
31 Mar 2021
Language / Polish gravestone translation [45]

is to skip born/died and use pure dates instead:

The American way. Why did it take so long?
Novichok   
31 Mar 2021
News / Raising Poland's legal drinking age to 21 [95]

I would rather die sober at 80 in a car accident than from a bad liver and drunk at 81.
Life expectancy includes everything, wars, drugs, and all. If some a-hole overdoses at 20, that's a good thing - one moron less to create problems later.

Nobody cares that he lowered the life expectancy for the rest of us.
Novichok   
31 Mar 2021
News / Famous Polish writer prosecuted for free speech [71]

You share your hateful discriminatory opinions about various groups

I can support my opinions with facts such as the FBI statistics, actual events, or the BLM claims.
So, here is your chance to support your claim that "rightards are unbeatable when it comes to moral evil."
Novichok   
31 Mar 2021
News / Raising Poland's legal drinking age to 21 [95]

I would not invite a miserable old puritan like you to one of my parties or barbeques....you would spoil the fun.

Puritans live longer.

Here are some annoying facts from euobserver.com: euobserver.com/social/145854

And the world's heaviest drinkers are ... Europeans

In 2016, alcohol killed 291,100 people in Europe, more than ten times the number of traffic accidents in that year - this represents about 800 deaths per day and 5.5 percent of all deaths in Europe in that year.

Of all alcohol-attributable deaths in Europe, 76.4 percent are due to diseases, such as cancer, liver cirrhosis, and cardiovascular disease, and 18.3 percent are caused by injuries, such as road traffic accidents, suicides, and murders.


So, before another fun party, talk to your liver and other organs. They hate that poison.

I will take sober every day.
Novichok   
31 Mar 2021
Life / Another reason Polish people and Poland pisses me off [52]

I will never forget the moment of desperation at Gdansk when I had to switch to English to buy a train ticket. With the reverb and the noise, I couldn't figure what the cashier was saying. That bullet-proof window with a small hole meant for the three-foot-tall people didn't help, either. Once in English, it was easy. I guess that's what happens when you take them off script.
Novichok   
31 Mar 2021
News / Famous Polish writer prosecuted for free speech [71]

Even in free discussions, opinions are lousy substitutes for facts.
I asked for facts. If it's just your opinion, then say so, or at least make it obvious that it's just your opinion.

What you are doing is posting your opinions as if they were facts.
Novichok   
31 Mar 2021
Life / Another reason Polish people and Poland pisses me off [52]

that should surprise no one, cause...

Poetry is for those who want to be impressed. Prose is for those who want to be informed. Impressed, informed...Easy choice. Go impress somebody else...

And that is why poetry was invented for women. Like dancing...Swept off her feet...

Quite rightly, in my view, as it was so small.

Does Fiacik have pedalki, hamulciky, and oponki? How about okienka and kierowniczka? And you put benzynke to make it run?

We don't feel our language being complicated.

Chinese say the same thing about Chinese and Spassky about chess.
Novichok   
31 Mar 2021
Life / Another reason Polish people and Poland pisses me off [52]

Samochodzik

Don't tell Arnold that his Hummer was samochodzik.

They can indicate affection

That is why I wrote that Polish was designed for women and pussified poets.
BTW, I hate poets and poetry. They bend the message to fit the form while hoping to get laid.
Novichok   
31 Mar 2021
News / Raising Poland's legal drinking age to 21 [95]

Slavs in general, but Russians especially, do not know how to drink.

Actually, they know how to drink all too well. The problem is that if you refuse to drink with them, you may get stabbed.
Novichok   
31 Mar 2021
News / Famous Polish writer prosecuted for free speech [71]

Ciemnogrod, with one foot in the PRL.

The fact that they won doesn't count. I got it. Those ciemne voters...

Why is "democracy" so good everywhere but not in Poland?
Novichok   
31 Mar 2021
Life / Another reason Polish people and Poland pisses me off [52]

Actually I find Kliknij and similar EngPol/Poglish fusions really cute :)

I do, too, but I am glad I don't have to use it, and dozens of others like it.
Speaking of cute, Poles have this strange tendency to cutify almost everything - from body parts to anything they are emotionally attached to.
To me, it's a car. To them, it's samochodzik. Or, more specifically, Lexusik. No, I didn't make it up.
It seems that every noun has to have its baby version.