News / Does Poland support Taiwan`s independence? [54]


You can have a party after you erect a monument to the memory of me and my sacrifice. Once a teacher, always sacrificial - that`s my motto.

Po polsku / Dyrdymałki o Niczem 2 [312]


Żeby on tam jeszcze miał jakieś półkule w łepetynie.......

Life / Poles speaking English - examples [263]


No mistake, I wrote it for Atch to enjoy coz it is her opinion about Mr Future President`s fluency.

Travel / Transport adventures in Poland [105]

He is, in the sense he is ready to use imperial Russians as a tool for gaining control of Poland by Polish nationalists, under Russian occupation. Just like Polish communists did in the past.
The fact that he sneers at Russians and considers them barbarians doesn`t change his readiness to collude with them when necessary. His role model, top nationalist Dmowski had similar views.

Life / Specific information about Polish healthcare system? [19]


Don`t be envious. This free care is first deducted from our income. 6% annually.
PS. I go to doctors once in a blue moon, it means I lose 6% of my annual income for nothing. It is thousands of PLN each year. :):)
PS2. Of course it is self mockery coz my 6% insurance also covers my family.

Off-Topic / God and Religion Talk [298]


First of all, why this question to start a debate about Goddess??? Is Gayism such a crucial matter to you?


Secondly, why are you using texts which are not based on real Gospel, by a man who wasn`t a true disciple of Jesus aka one of 12 Apostles???
Paul`s text is his own private interpretation which doesn`t have any impact on us. You could easily use another text by a contemporary preacher, e.,g Martin Luther King and the effect would be the same.

Life / Poles speaking English - examples [263]

The latest English interview by Future President of Poland Mr R Trzaskowski. Fluent and glib as usual. :):):)

In the interview he is asked and talks about his plans for presidency. He also admits he is centrist. Like me, that is why I support him wholeheartedly.

Language / Puns and language games in Polish adverts [33]

Nice, too. :):):)

USA, Canada / American wanting to move to Poland from USA - how hard is it? [40]


Yes, exactly, what is the big deal in taking pride of some junk car which you can buy so cheaply.

UK, Ireland / Why are Polish people, especially women, so disrespectful toward the English? [442]


And why not if some English expats in Poland behave so stupidly?? It is their own fault. They lie, cheat, argue, diminish and spread false rumours about you.
No decent Polish man or woman can put up with it for long and they end the case by kicking those English hooligans out. To which the latter cry out: How rudely I was treated!!!!

UK, Ireland / English/British rudeness - what do Polish people think about it? [168]


It can be really unbelievable sometimes. Especially rudeness by British misadapted expats who haven`t taken to Poland due to being too British at heart. Such people shouldn`t leave Britain coz they spoil the opinion for all other Brits with their sick pranks.

Travel / Need advice on trip to Poland [21]

I never saw it. Probably you are thinking of cars jumping red lights.

USA, Canada / American wanting to move to Poland from USA - how hard is it? [40]


I have to agree though with a touch of restraint coz you are you know what.

News / Years of Poland in the EU - assessment of pros and cons [1199]


He still spits and then says it is raining. hahaha


Darling, stop parroting other forumers aka me. Be more original.

USA, Canada / American wanting to move to Poland from USA - how hard is it? [40]


Darling, you`d better be careful about home invasion. I advise you to carry your gun at all times you go to the toilet! Ha!!!

Life / Hosting home party for my Wroclaw colleagues. How much drinks and food to prepare? Any activities/games? [14]


As many and much so that nobody is left behind.

Mind the joke below:

An affidavit from the courtroom:

No, Your Highness, we didn`t drink anything. What is 0.5 litre of vodka per person?? Nothing.

News / Years of Poland in the EU - assessment of pros and cons [1199]


You stutter in awe and admiration when talking about the Saviour. Good!!!

Language / Polish pet names [40]


BS. Provide sources for your false statements. ):):)

Language / Polish pet names [40]


Bs. You know nothing about Poland. It was never 18%, estimates are 6 to 10%.


Exactly. Amasing losers!

Travel / Need advice on trip to Poland [21]

Some foreigners are shocked that law is respected in banal life situations like patiently waiting for the green light at pedestrian crossings even when no cars approach. Polish friends of foreigners who come here even warn their guests against trying to break the rules coz you never know.

A recent example: American tanks or not, fekking Ordnung muss sein. We are in Poland, not Germany!!!!

American Abrams tanks got stuck near Piotrków after a security check. What problem did the armored equipment encounter?

As reported by the Trybunalski.pl portal, on Monday, January 20, the Road Transport Inspectorate conducted inspections on the S8 near Piotrków. One of them concerned tanks. As it turns out, the armored vehicles could not continue.

As we have unofficially established, the transport of five tanks was stopped on January 20 for a routine inspection on S8 near Piotrków. During the inspection, it turned out that the carrier did not have the appropriate permit, so continuing the journey was impossible. The armoured vehicles were directed to the parking lot. Only after the appropriate permits were presented did the transport continue its journey.

Language / Puns and language games in Polish adverts [33]

We can call it an advert for the presidential campaign running now in Poland.

One of candidates is called Nawrocki and his assistants/PR experts invented an amasing pun which has real reference to the guy as he used to box a lot in the past.

Nawrocki aka Now Rocky is the new slogan.

Amasing. Some people are really impressive thinkers when it comes to such inventions.

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News / Scandals, conflicts, tensions, arguments - real life examples from Poland [543]

Each day a new scandal breaks out and I don`t have time and energy to cover them all coz I am too old.

The latest one: a female politician, a member of the current gov, was caught lying about her education - she claimed she had an MA in English philology while she had only a BA degree.

The revelation by the right-wing media that Minister Katarzyna Kotula does not have a master's degree is supposed to be just the beginning of the scandal surrounding the politician. " We are not reacting for now, maybe the matter will dry up. But we hear that journalists are digging further, so we are waiting to see how things develop ," one of the important politicians of the Left tells us.

In the party we hear that the case is a "scratch on Kotula's image" and that "what she worked for for many years has been stupidly destroyed". But there is no shortage of voices that it will also harm the Left itself.

Language / Game - guess Polish idioms/sayings in direct English translation - part 2 [816]

Before I forget:

to have/look for hooks on sb

Off-Topic / PF members MEETUPS.....everyone welcome! [122]

Sorry, my wife is loyal to me. You have to turn to Joker or to your dog if you dream of being banged. I strongly advise you to depend on your dog, you will get it for free and save 40 pounds.

USA, Canada / American wanting to move to Poland from USA - how hard is it? [40]


So why do you keep guns under a pillow in each of your bedrooms??????

News / Years of Poland in the EU - assessment of pros and cons [1199]

Donald Tusk is positively infecting the EU with typical Polish optimism. Damy radę, kuźwa! This man is a genius. Saviour of us all.

Great mobilisation and hundreds of billions of euros. EU ready to replace the US

The European Union is to undergo a major change in its thinking about its security, global position and status as a world power. The official beginning of this change falls on the Polish presidency of the EU. And its first tangible evidence is the change in attitude of EU leaders regarding further aid for Ukraine.

USA, Canada / American wanting to move to Poland from USA - how hard is it? [40]


Are you thinking of yourself now??

Indeed, 8 years ago you visited Poland to do some reconaissance before settling down here. But when you learnt you can`t bring your 3 pillow guns, you gave up.

Language / Game - guess Polish idioms/sayings in direct English translation - part 2 [816]


Actually, he didn`t. You see things which don`t exist! Amasing!!!


No, you aren`t. You believe you do sth but you don`t in fact. Amasing!!!

Off-Topic / PF members MEETUPS.....everyone welcome! [122]

You dream of being banged again??? Ask Joker, he will help you with that.

Off-Topic / Toilet seat manners of British and Polish males [42]


False! I bought a new shirt for you, pimp, cos your wife barfed all over yours last week when she got drunk seeing you didn`t bring home any bacon from your pros.