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Toilet seat manners of British and Polish males


Dont gag me yo 7 | 156
21 May 2014  #1
I know brits(most males) dont lift or put down the toilets seats after they go,lately I noticed polish males do same,isnt that very inconvenient and not hygienic for females?
Wulkan - | 3,251
21 May 2014  #2
I noticed polish males do same,

No, we don't.
Wulkan - | 3,251
21 May 2014  #4
I'd say they generally don't either, you must have come accross some dirty people...
jon357 63 | 14,121
21 May 2014  #5
I know brits(most males) dont lift or put down the toilets seats after they go

Rubbish.

I noticed polish males do same

Maybe the ones you hang with.
Harry
21 May 2014  #6
I know brits(most males) dont lift or put down the toilets seats after they go

English men have somebody to do such menial functions for them. Here's a photo showing that:

Seat wallah

In this photograph the English gentleman is adjusting his trousers before sitting down while his seat wallah takes care of the menial task. I believe it would rather similar to what Indian people refer to as the caste system.
Wroclaw Boy
21 May 2014  #7
^ha ha^

You strike me as the kind of guy who would deliberately p1ss all over the toilet with seat gag man.
Harry
21 May 2014  #8
WB I heard a cracking story the other week. I was having drink with a mate who owns a little place in Warsaw when the manager of the place came over and told us about some old Indian bloke who the evening before had come running out of the toilet shouting "in this weird almost American accent" about how he was going to sue them for having an unsafe toilet and he needed medical treatment after he'd hit his head because of their negligence. Turns out that the said 'gentleman' had been standing on the edge of the toilet so he could squat above the bowl (instead of just sitting on the seat), but instead of lifting the seat up, he'd been standing on the seat. The seat broke and he fell off (managing to sh*t all over the place and on himself). The staff laughed at him at first and then threw him out when he wouldn't shut up about it (and when they realised where the smell was coming from). He was last heard threatening to write negative reviews about the place all over the internet.

Pity I missed all the fun really.
OP Dont gag me yo 7 | 156
8 Jul 2014  #9
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dont get upset:)) here have a laugh lil offtopic but will make your day.. fionasplace.net/irishjokes/englishmanjokes.html


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