Po polsku / Dyrdymałki o Niczem 2 [312]

Niestety, to fakty. Sprawdź ostatnie 100 wpisów Ptaka. Wspomina mnie praktycznie w co drugim. ):):)

Genealogy / Polish looks? - part 2 [81]


That`s what those PiS apparatchiks said, too, and oppressed him. He resisted it all coz he is not only tough but also decent. He resembles me in a way. That is why I decided to post about him coz he truly deserves it.

Language / Game - guess Polish idioms/sayings in direct English translation - part 2 [698]


Please, do not change the chronological order of quotes. Gay man had appeared earlier than holding by the balls. :):):) Your order introduces unnecessary confusion. :):):)

Genealogy / Polish looks? - part 2 [81]

Here is a tough Polish guy. His name is Tomasz Strzelczyk.

An officer of Anti Corruption Agency. Nominated during Mr Tusk`s first gov in 2009, was oppressed by PiS rightist apparatchiks in 2015-2023 but endured all persecution coz he was determined to fight crime.
Today, he will probably become the head of the Agency.

Mr Strzelczyk, hats off to you. You are not only tough but also a decent man. If I were younger, you would be my role model.

onet.pl/informacje/onetwarszawa/to-on-kieruje-teraz-cba-kim-jest-tomasz-strzelczyk/qrsgtr3,79cfc278

Read the story of him being persecuted by PiS rightist apparatchiks:

This is confirmed by another of our informants, who wishes to remain anonymous. - When PiS came to power at the end of 2015, the coordinators of the services, Mariusz Kamiński and Maciej Wąsik, as well as Ernest Bejda, the new head of the CBA, decided that Strzelczyk was Wojtunik's man and had to be gotten rid of. They began to harass him. They removed him from the chief's position and first put him on leave for three months. He was removed from all cases.
- Then, to discourage him and force him to leave of his own free will, they demoted him and offered him a much lower position in the CBA branch in Gdańsk. He was to work as an "ordinary" agent. Refusal of this offer would mean dismissal from the service. Strzelczyk gritted his teeth and agreed, because he wanted to continue working and pursuing criminals. Actually, even before he reached his new place, probably to discourage him even more, they sent him to the branch office of the Gdańsk branch - to Bydgoszcz - adds our interlocutor.

- What could he do, he gritted his teeth again and ended up in Bydgoszcz. He was still bullied there. His superiors used him, assigning him various tasks from investigative cases to... changing a tire in a car. To "push" him even further, they ordered him to deliver summonses all over the country. So from Bydgoszcz he drove with summonses to Łódź, Katowice and Suwałki, all in one day - recalls the Onet informant.
{...}
He is a tough guy, with principles and a mission - our informant emphasizes.

Shame on you, maniacal rightists!!!! Tfuuuuuuuuuu!!!!

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Language / Do Poles prefer US American or UK English language? [185]


Are you going to line, too???? AmaSSing!!!
Better this than being deported to Poland. Thank Goddess!!!!

Language / Do Poles prefer US American or UK English language? [185]


What line?? Americans lining to apply for British passports coz they are so embarassed with their Americanism???

Wow!!! I had no idea there is such demand for Brit citizenship in the US. AmaSSing! Don`t you have your dignity and pride????

Food / Fermentation rulez! Poles love fermented foods [21]


And here are the next steps which I already showed to you in 2019.
https://polishforums.com/food/non-poles-think-eating-following-foods-51037/18/#msg1685299

PS. Dear Staff, when you close and archive the Non-Poles thread one day, will the link still work??? yes

Life / Is it worth returning to Poland in old age? [168]


No. Metoo.

Language / Do Poles prefer US American or UK English language? [185]


Yes, American is a younger and cruder version of Briitish English. No wonder. Americans aren`t as refined as most Brits.

News / The Political Circus of Poland [309]

AmaSsing news on the nationalist party!!!

Ryszard Wilk, far right nationalist Konfederacja Member of Parl, was led out of the Sejm session chamber by a club colleague on Thursday due to his apparent indisposition. Earlier, the Confederation MP shouted at the Prime Minister Donald Tusk who was speaking. In a statement published on the X portal, Wilk apologized for his behavior.
"I am placing myself at the club's disposal. I have tried to conscientiously perform my duties as a member of parliament, but I am losing to alcoholism. I have made attempts to remedy this, but as it turned out, these attempts have failed," writes the Confederation MP.

Thursday's case is not the first such situation involving Ryszard Wilk. On May 10, 2024, he was found on the road in Kamionka Mała in the Małopolska province. Officers found him sitting in the middle of the road. He could not get up on his own, and when they provided him with help and led him to the police car, he began to insult them and fight with them. The MP wrote at the time that "stress and emotions always find an outlet, but they should never do so in this way"

History / Benefits of being Polish nationalist: is there any? [17]


You will have me hanged by your henchmen??? Like Hitler - he never killed anybody personally (except WW1) while millions perished by his orders.

Do you dream of being like Hitler????


Dalring, I learnt it from you. You showed me the way. hahahaha buhahaha

History / Benefits of being Polish nationalist: is there any? [17]


yes, I know, you will hang me on the gallows in public. You threatened me with that a few years ago already.

However, being Polish by character, I sneeze at your threats. And I do my best so that imperial Russians and Polish nationalists won`t rule Poland. ):):):)

Summary: I spit on you, Polish nationalists, the scummiest svoloches that have ever trodden this land. :):):)

Life / Satirical cartoons about Poland and Poles [17]


That is the beauty of artistic creations that each beholder should draw his/her own conclusions about the content. ):):)

Life / Satirical cartoons about Poland and Poles [17]

This one isn`t strictly about Poland but is still close enough.

I am an outstanding negotiator.
They are the best negotiations ever.
Nobody has ever negotiated so successfully in whole history.

I always admire that wit those cartoonists are endowed with. I am a bit envious, too, coz my wit is of a different kind. :):):)

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History / Benefits of being Polish nationalist: is there any? [17]

I am so happy that there is karma and justice in life.

In 2017, a few nationalists hanged the portraits of rival politicians on "gallows". They also verbally expressed their hate and threats. 2 years later, two of the organisers were punished with huge fines.
Today, in 2025, the Barrister Association announced that one of the participants of the hate protest can`t become a barrister due to immoral/ indecent behaviour in the past.

Excellent!!!! Those maniacal nationalists think that they are playing fun games. No, darlings, your dirty deeds will never be forgottten.

It has come to my mind that is one of the reasons why Polish nationalists are so pro Russian and pro Putin. They hope that one day imperial Russians will rule in Poland again and the traitors will be granted positions in the occupational gov.

Tfu!!!! Wy ruskie sobaki. Won za Don!!!! Tam wasze miejsce.

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Po polsku / Dyrdymałki o Niczem 2 [312]


Dokładnie!!! Ptak na mnie leci, jak to Ptak, a ja stawiam opór. Powietrza.


Ale to jest poprawny polski, choć mocno kolokwialny. Ja też takiego używam gdy mówię do uczniów żeby nimi wstrząsnąć. Dzisiaj im tłumaczyłem różnicę miedzy dick i cock jak mnie zapytali i byłem z nimi bardzo szczery. :):):)


No cóż, Ptak już taki jest. Co mu zrobisz??? hahahaha

Life / The climate for gardening in Poland [340]


Yes, they are locations where seeds are sown. What kind???


It is only the beginning., Until mid May, this sheet of paper will be full of my notes on both sides, with squares and circles everywhere.
Why???

Language / Polish Proverbs (American style?) [21]


Polish proverb: He/she who gives and then takes away, burns in Hell!!! Ha!!!!!

History / Recommended Poland's history books [257]


You cherish nice illusions. :):):)

USA, Canada / What Airline do you take to Poland from Chicago? [105]


LOT, darling, coz I am a patriot of Poland who owns the airline. But you will never understand it coz you only use Russian lines. Ha!!!!


Have you ever seen me striving to show my need for being considered refined here????? :):):):) No, darling, discarding refinement. I napierdalam takich dupków jak ty i Novi hurtowo, jednego po drugim. Kiszę Was jak buraki bez litości. Unforgiven. hahaha buhahahaha Ale witz!!!!

Language / Game - guess Polish idioms/sayings in direct English translation - part 2 [698]


What is your problem?? Aren`t you receiving your daily portion of attention??? You get what you crave for. It isn`t your fave style, indeed, but this is life and it is never perfect. You should know it by now. hahahaha

Instead of thanking me for keeping in attentive touch with you, you suggest ruin. It is so unfair!!!!!! Ha!!!

You are lucky I don`t care about people`s black ingratitude and still extend a helping hand. Why? Because I am decent. Simple.
I envy you for this opportunity to have contact with such a decent ape as me. You are doubly lucky.

PS. Summary: You are so lucky to have me here. Ha!!!!

History / Recommended Poland's history books [257]

Why are you parroting me?? I asked you this question dozen times before. Invent sth new. You can`t, naturally. Why???

History / Recommended Poland's history books [257]


The problem is he wasn`t a politician, so you hopelessly wasted that time devoted to that "education" and it is perfectly visible in your comments today. A junior high school student knows the intricacies of politics better than you.

Love / Connecting with GAY MEN IN POLAND [56]


Yes.

Now, the riddle continues here:

What job was traditionally associated with gay males in communist Poland??

Also in the US in 1960/70s.

Language / Game - guess Polish idioms/sayings in direct English translation - part 2 [698]

A new one - to hold sb by the balls.


Yes.

Life / The climate for gardening in Poland [340]

Yes, you guessed 50% of the riddle. Now I need more details to consider it fully solved. Those details are placed on the sheet of paper above. :):):)

Language / Game - guess Polish idioms/sayings in direct English translation - part 2 [698]


No, I didn`t. Amassing things you are telling us, bro.

Life / What do Poles really think about cats? [470]


Exactly!!! And it is warm in my room where I keep the glass cage and even warmer in the cage itself coz there is a heating device.


Don`t be so fekking jealous. Poultry can meet anybody anytime anywhere and you can`t constrain him. He didn`t promise you a steady relationship. Or there is sth I don`t know..........


Wrong logic. Nobody who loves animals is a freak. Those two issues exclude each other. Ha!!!

Po polsku / Dyrdymałki o Niczem 2 [312]


Niestety, nie masz racji bo nie umiesz pisać po polsku w naturalny sposób tylko musisz używać Translator 3. A jak Ci się właśnie skończyła subskrypcja to jesteś zdany na siebie, no i kicha! Ha!!!


Ty nawet po angielsku nie umiesz.... :):):)

Food / Traditional and lesser known foods of Poland [34]


When too much water evaporates during cooking, I add more to keep it soupy coz I want to eat my soup with a spoon, instead with a knife or fork. Ha!!!! Ale witz!!!!
Poultry, I got you now. hahahaha