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Posts by pawian  

Joined: 30 May 2008 / Male ♂
Last Post: 19 Mar 2025
Threads: Total: 226 / Live: 154 / Archived: 72
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From: Poe land
Speaks Polish?: Yes, but I prefer English
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pawian   
21 Feb 2025
Language / Do Poles prefer US American or UK English language? [185]

the American and British languages are so similar...

Yes, American is a younger and cruder version of Briitish English. No wonder. Americans aren`t as refined as most Brits.
pawian   
21 Feb 2025
News / The Political Circus of Poland [309]

AmaSsing news on the nationalist party!!!

Ryszard Wilk, far right nationalist Konfederacja Member of Parl, was led out of the Sejm session chamber by a club colleague on Thursday due to his apparent indisposition. Earlier, the Confederation MP shouted at the Prime Minister Donald Tusk who was speaking. In a statement published on the X portal, Wilk apologized for his behavior.
"I am placing myself at the club's disposal. I have tried to conscientiously perform my duties as a member of parliament, but I am losing to alcoholism. I have made attempts to remedy this, but as it turned out, these attempts have failed," writes the Confederation MP.

Thursday's case is not the first such situation involving Ryszard Wilk. On May 10, 2024, he was found on the road in Kamionka Mała in the Małopolska province. Officers found him sitting in the middle of the road. He could not get up on his own, and when they provided him with help and led him to the police car, he began to insult them and fight with them. The MP wrote at the time that "stress and emotions always find an outlet, but they should never do so in this way"

pawian   
21 Feb 2025
History / Benefits of being Polish nationalist: is there any? [17]

I wouldn't do it

You will have me hanged by your henchmen??? Like Hitler - he never killed anybody personally (except WW1) while millions perished by his orders.

Do you dream of being like Hitler????

aggressive and vulgar.

Dalring, I learnt it from you. You showed me the way. hahahaha buhahaha
pawian   
21 Feb 2025
History / Benefits of being Polish nationalist: is there any? [17]

I wouldn't be so happy if I were you

yes, I know, you will hang me on the gallows in public. You threatened me with that a few years ago already.

However, being Polish by character, I sneeze at your threats. And I do my best so that imperial Russians and Polish nationalists won`t rule Poland. ):):):)

Summary: I spit on you, Polish nationalists, the scummiest svoloches that have ever trodden this land. :):):)
pawian   
21 Feb 2025
Life / Satirical cartoons about Poland and Poles [17]

The question

That is the beauty of artistic creations that each beholder should draw his/her own conclusions about the content. ):):)
pawian   
21 Feb 2025
Life / Satirical cartoons about Poland and Poles [17]

This one isn`t strictly about Poland but is still close enough.

I am an outstanding negotiator.
They are the best negotiations ever.
Nobody has ever negotiated so successfully in whole history.


I always admire that wit those cartoonists are endowed with. I am a bit envious, too, coz my wit is of a different kind. :):):)


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pawian   
21 Feb 2025
History / Benefits of being Polish nationalist: is there any? [17]

I am so happy that there is karma and justice in life.

In 2017, a few nationalists hanged the portraits of rival politicians on "gallows". They also verbally expressed their hate and threats. 2 years later, two of the organisers were punished with huge fines.
Today, in 2025, the Barrister Association announced that one of the participants of the hate protest can`t become a barrister due to immoral/ indecent behaviour in the past.

Excellent!!!! Those maniacal nationalists think that they are playing fun games. No, darlings, your dirty deeds will never be forgottten.

It has come to my mind that is one of the reasons why Polish nationalists are so pro Russian and pro Putin. They hope that one day imperial Russians will rule in Poland again and the traitors will be granted positions in the occupational gov.

Tfu!!!! Wy ruskie sobaki. Won za Don!!!! Tam wasze miejsce.


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pawian   
21 Feb 2025
Po polsku / Dyrdymałki o Niczem 2 [312]

istoty tej szczególnej więzi między Pawianem a mną

Dokładnie!!! Ptak na mnie leci, jak to Ptak, a ja stawiam opór. Powietrza.

Sam walisz byki ze szkoda gadac

Ale to jest poprawny polski, choć mocno kolokwialny. Ja też takiego używam gdy mówię do uczniów żeby nimi wstrząsnąć. Dzisiaj im tłumaczyłem różnicę miedzy dick i cock jak mnie zapytali i byłem z nimi bardzo szczery. :):):)

a teraz co drugie słowo to jakiś wulgaryzm.

No cóż, Ptak już taki jest. Co mu zrobisz??? hahahaha
pawian   
21 Feb 2025
Life / The climate for gardening in Poland [340]

It's not going to be locations indoors of where you've planted them.

Yes, they are locations where seeds are sown. What kind???

Also there's only one circle and the rest are squares.

It is only the beginning., Until mid May, this sheet of paper will be full of my notes on both sides, with squares and circles everywhere.
Why???
pawian   
19 Feb 2025
Language / Polish Proverbs (American style?) [21]

Trump was asking for some of the rare elements that Ukraine possesses for repayment for the aid the United Sates has given Ukraine

Polish proverb: He/she who gives and then takes away, burns in Hell!!! Ha!!!!!
pawian   
19 Feb 2025
USA, Canada / What Airline do you take to Poland from Chicago? [105]

What airline

LOT, darling, coz I am a patriot of Poland who owns the airline. But you will never understand it coz you only use Russian lines. Ha!!!!

Youre not refined either,

Have you ever seen me striving to show my need for being considered refined here????? :):):):) No, darling, discarding refinement. I napierdalam takich dupków jak ty i Novi hurtowo, jednego po drugim. Kiszę Was jak buraki bez litości. Unforgiven. hahaha buhahahaha Ale witz!!!!
pawian   
19 Feb 2025
Language / Game - guess Polish idioms/sayings in direct English translation - part 2 [816]

It's one or the other to ruin the day...

What is your problem?? Aren`t you receiving your daily portion of attention??? You get what you crave for. It isn`t your fave style, indeed, but this is life and it is never perfect. You should know it by now. hahahaha

Instead of thanking me for keeping in attentive touch with you, you suggest ruin. It is so unfair!!!!!! Ha!!!

You are lucky I don`t care about people`s black ingratitude and still extend a helping hand. Why? Because I am decent. Simple.
I envy you for this opportunity to have contact with such a decent ape as me. You are doubly lucky.

PS. Summary: You are so lucky to have me here. Ha!!!!
pawian   
19 Feb 2025
History / Recommended Poland's history books [257]

Why are you parroting me?? I asked you this question dozen times before. Invent sth new. You can`t, naturally. Why???
pawian   
19 Feb 2025
History / Recommended Poland's history books [257]

I learned from him the ABC of politics.

The problem is he wasn`t a politician, so you hopelessly wasted that time devoted to that "education" and it is perfectly visible in your comments today. A junior high school student knows the intricacies of politics better than you.
pawian   
19 Feb 2025
Love / Connecting with GAY MEN IN POLAND [56]

A gay man.

Yes.

Now, the riddle continues here:

What job was traditionally associated with gay males in communist Poland??

Also in the US in 1960/70s.
pawian   
19 Feb 2025
Life / The climate for gardening in Poland [340]

Yes, you guessed 50% of the riddle. Now I need more details to consider it fully solved. Those details are placed on the sheet of paper above. :):):)
pawian   
19 Feb 2025
Life / What do Poles really think about cats? [470]

Reptiles normally retain their surrounding temperature.

Exactly!!! And it is warm in my room where I keep the glass cage and even warmer in the cage itself coz there is a heating device.

Why do you ask him?

Don`t be so fekking jealous. Poultry can meet anybody anytime anywhere and you can`t constrain him. He didn`t promise you a steady relationship. Or there is sth I don`t know..........

That freak

Wrong logic. Nobody who loves animals is a freak. Those two issues exclude each other. Ha!!!
pawian   
19 Feb 2025
Po polsku / Dyrdymałki o Niczem 2 [312]

Just in case I am correct

Niestety, nie masz racji bo nie umiesz pisać po polsku w naturalny sposób tylko musisz używać Translator 3. A jak Ci się właśnie skończyła subskrypcja to jesteś zdany na siebie, no i kicha! Ha!!!

are your fillings got hurt?

Ty nawet po angielsku nie umiesz.... :):):)
pawian   
18 Feb 2025
Food / Traditional and lesser known foods of Poland [34]

zupa,nalezyty flak

When too much water evaporates during cooking, I add more to keep it soupy coz I want to eat my soup with a spoon, instead with a knife or fork. Ha!!!! Ale witz!!!!
Poultry, I got you now. hahahaha
pawian   
18 Feb 2025
History / Recommended Poland's history books [257]

I'm learning alot!

Did you know that PAX`s formerly fascist, later communist nationalist leader, Bolesław Piasecki, lost his son in a mysterious act of kidnapping and murder?? The case hasn`t been solved till today.
pawian   
18 Feb 2025
Life / The climate for gardening in Poland [340]

Sorry, nothing is correct.
Last chance hint: Check what farmers/gardeners/growers do with kohlrabi etc in such climate zones as Poland`s when the ground is still frozen in February.
pawian   
18 Feb 2025
Language / Do Poles prefer US American or UK English language? [185]

another channel

Exactly. You can`t bear this embarassment when you realise what vulgar variety of English you speak in the US.
they have marbles in their mouths:)

While you speak as if you had Novi`s balls in your mouth. Simple.
pawian   
17 Feb 2025
Food / Polish cakes made in Poland [115]

Those Polish cakes are a veritable obsession here - they make me so busy processing the photos.


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