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pawian   
28 Mar 2024
Language / Dupa - what a beautiful Polish word [103]

One more dupa idiom: to break sth on the edge of the ass What does it mean?

Now you are confronted with 2 riddles. .
pawian   
28 Mar 2024
News / Military draft coming in Poland? [48]

What happened

Nothing. :):): Barszcz is a male and he inquired about his own interests. So I replied to him as to a male. Simple. :):):)

the Polish military will tell you

I don`t think so. :)::)
pawian   
27 Mar 2024
News / Military draft coming in Poland? [48]

you are far too old for the military.

Age means nothing, mongrel. I am still fit enough to be of service. Ha!!!
pawian   
27 Mar 2024
Food / What Polish foods and brands do you miss when you go to other countries? [216]

No taste.

Mongrel, your taste has developed from devouring rotten dead rats in the sewers of London where you dwell so pay more respect to my taste which evolved from eating Polish delicacies you have never had a chance to see in your life, let alone try. hahahaha
pawian   
27 Mar 2024
News / Military draft coming in Poland? [48]

a potential draft.

If Russia attacks a NATO country, it will mean a war for Poland. Then all war emergency procedures will be initiated. Among others, borders will be closed and males will be drafted. Simple.
pawian   
27 Mar 2024
Food / Replace meat with bugs - new trend in Poland [29]

Korwin Mikke is running for the mayor of Warsaw. Support for him is at 2% but he isn`t giving up.
Here`s what he said and did with a cricket during today`s debate of all candidates:

-Later, during a discussion on health issues, he stated that "what harms people the most, I mean men, is the lack of meat." - Why do you check a pig to see if it's healthy and not a cricket? - he said, taking out a box from his pocket. - Or maybe cricket is unhealthy too. Let me check. This cricket may be sick - he said to Rafał Trzaskowski, throwing the contents of the box towards him, which probably contained the mentioned insect. However, the insect most likely failed to reach the mayor of Warsaw.

After the debate, Korwin-Mikke confirmed that he had thrown a cricket at the mayor of Warsaw. "Yes, I threw a cricket at Rafał Trzaskowski. If he wants to eat them, then please let him eat them!" - wrote on the website X.


That Mikke is a cruel azhole - he tortures animals!
pawian   
27 Mar 2024
News / Ups and downs of the democratic government 2023-2027 in Poland [363]

but what do konfa actually stand for?

There are a few factions in it. Each has their own agenda which might slightly or moderately differ from others.

They fit baboons economic views

Yes, not my fault that I share their economic views which mean hard work and no benefits. I have been so all my life. I reject your leftist approach of giving out a benefit to every loser who refuses to work hard in his her life. Trzeba zapierdalać, amigo, a nie wyciągać łapę po zasiłki. Asian countries like South Korea have built their wealth on such an approach. Even the US did. HA!!! :)::)
pawian   
27 Mar 2024
News / Polish PM Tusk- dictator or not? What Poles think? [455]

Donald Tusk is basically the only politician who noticeably gains the trust of Poles in March.

Iron, do you remember how you lied about the falling trust for the Saviour in your exchanges with BB a few weeks ago???

The Saviour is able to utter holy words of wisdom which will be remembered by next generations.

E.g, about PiS bolsheviks:

"They left us with a record debt, omnipresent corruption, depraved media, partisan prosecutor's office, chaos in the courts, thousands of relatives and friends in companies, mess in agriculture, discredited diplomacy, a vetoing president and a bolshevik party apparatchik in the National Bank of Poland. We are finishing the clean-up and accelerating!" - wrote Donald Tusk on the X platform on March 20.

Iron, kneel down and say these words as a prayer each evening!!!
pawian   
27 Mar 2024
Language / Dupa - what a beautiful Polish word [103]

To be in a worse condition?

Sorry, utterly no! But you are very close!!! Try again!

Hint - when people`s asses enlarge, what is the reason for it? And what is the reason for that first reason?
pawian   
27 Mar 2024
Food / What Polish foods and brands do you miss when you go to other countries? [216]

broccoli on pizza Quite common in Poland I would say.

In southern Poland where we live it is unknown. Smells too much, like boiled cauliflower which puts many people off. If they used broccoli in the bars /restaurants where we order pizza, I would certainly look for another one. I want to enjoy Italian odours, e.g, of burnt pepperoni sausage. hahahaha

there were people standing by the road holding up smoked eels

Yummy!!!
pawian   
27 Mar 2024
Off-Topic / Things you can't get used to in your new country [95]

When I stayed in America, I couldn`t get used to cockroaches roaming freely across human dwellings - those small and giant ones. Previously I had seen a cockroach in Poland only once, in a hospital, that is why that American experience was such a shock to me.
pawian   
26 Mar 2024
Language / Dupa - what a beautiful Polish word [103]

A few quarters ago I have recalled another idiom which I last heard in 1990s. Your dupa has grown/increased/developed. What does it mean???
pawian   
26 Mar 2024
News / Time to clean the swamp - dePiSification of Poland [324]

We talked about Giertych in another thread. :):):)

symbols of PiS` tragic incompetence and nepotism.

I just ran into a lovely comment on PiS` incompetence:

But that's basically the whole of PiS, which wouldn't be able to organize an orgy in a brothel.

-also, all criminal acts commited by PIS have to be examined and punished.

The National Prosecutor's Office announced on Tuesday that searches are underway in various places across the country, at the request of prosecutors investigating the use of funds from the Justice Fund. Among others, the house of former Minister of Justice and Prosecutor General Zbigniew Ziobro was searched . As MEP Patryk Jaki reported on the X website, in the same case the services entered the houses of MPs Michał Woś, Marcin Romanowski and Dariusz Matecki.

investigating the use of funds from the Justice Fund Prosecutor General Zbigniew Ziobro

The fact that there would be such an investigation - regarding the gigantic public money distributed by Ziobro, also for the promotion of his party - was obvious. Especially since the first report of the Supreme Audit Office in 2021 - the conclusion was that the money was distributed "in an uneconomical and purposeless manner, which was intended to favor the emergence of corruption mechanisms." And it's hundreds of millions, PLN 400 million a year to be precise.

Of course, during the rule of United Right parties, neither the Supreme Audit Office's report nor its notifications to the prosecutor's office headed by Zbigniew Ziobro sparked any investigations. The matter was swept under the carpet. Even though the Chamber prepared material which showed that huge sums were awarded to organizations and ventures that were established several days before the competition was announced and that won, even though the conditions included a "previous experience" section. It also showed that the money was spent contrary to the experts' assessment, and no one held the beneficiaries accountable. And that organizations take money, do one action and disappear. And finally, that Zbigniew Ziobro has the right to award grants personally, without competition, without criteria.


-also, all criminal acts commited by PIS have to be examined and punished. Apart from breaking criminal law, they have to answer for breaking the Constitution.

Each day new scandals, scams, thievery of the once ruling rightists are surfacing. It seems they have beaten all indecent records in Poland, even topping corrupt communists.

It was me who said it to Ironside in 2019:
The funniest thing is that PiS has turned out to be the greatest thieves and leeches that Poland has ever experienced since 1989.
polishforums.com/news/poland-election-marathon-84446/

The most recent scandal concerns rightists illegally donating millions of state funds to organisations and companies controlled by their mates, families or ideological buddies.

onet.pl/informacje/onetwiadomosci/prokuratura-idzie-po-ziobrystow-na-pierwszy-ogien-glowny-bohater-tasm/ntb8f45,79cfc278

Two MPs from Sovereign Poland will be charged with rigging competitions for million-dollar subsidies from the Justice Fund. This is about Marcin Romanowski and Dariusz Matecki. The prosecutor's office is preparing applications to the Sejm to waive their immunities, according to Onet.

Zbigniew Ziobro's trusted man, Deputy Minister of Justice Marcin Romanowski, is the hero of the latest installment of the Justice Fund scandal, the "Ziobrists tapes" . As part of the ministry's leadership, he directly supervised the Justice Fund and was recorded by his colleague Tomasz Mraz, who headed the Fund.

The recordings show that Romanowski determined in advance who would win competitions for million-dollar grants from the Justice Fund, even before the competitions were announced. What's more, the recordings indicate that some competitions were announced for specific foundations related to the Ziobroists, right-wing media and organizations related to the Church. - Minister Romanowski received instructions from Minister Ziobro about which entities were to win, and with him he agreed on the list of these entities and information on when the competitions were to be announced, Mraz revealed.