The BEST Guide to POLAND
Unanswered  |  Archives [3] 
  
Account: Guest

Posts by pawian  

Joined: 30 May 2008 / Male ♂
Last Post: 19 Mar 2025
Threads: Total: 226 / Live: 154 / Archived: 72
Posts: Total: 27461 / Live: 21378 / Archived: 6083
From: Poe land
Speaks Polish?: Yes, but I prefer English
Interests: Everything funny

Displayed posts: 21532 / page 102 of 718
sort: Latest first   Oldest first   |
pawian   
13 Oct 2024
Life / Do you collect mushrooms in your country? Poles in Poland do. [94]

An informative article about Italian passion for collecting mushrooms. The author claims it is bigger than the Polish one. Amasing!
onet.pl/styl-zycia/onetkobieta/maja-na-grzyby-wieksza-zajawke-niz-polacy-bez-licencji-slono-zaplacisz/nl42xwj,2b83378a

In Italy, some people even walk around with flashlights on their heads and collect in the dark!

The forests here are full of people, regardless of the day of the week. It's nice to see 60- or 80-year-olds racing through these hills better than I can. For them, it's a national sport after football and cycling, " he confesses.

The richness of Italian forests never ceases to surprise Adam. In Lombardy you can pick mushrooms that are very rare or protected in Poland . I myself picked the dark brown boletus, the imperial fly agaric or the royal boletus.

pawian   
13 Oct 2024
News / The Baltics states rely on Poland as their main defender against Russian aggression?? [213]

The Baltics must have felt more secure after recent interview with a Polish general in which he warned imperial Russians against attacking Lithuania or Poland.

The German "Bild" quoted a fragment of the general's speech, when he referred to the prospect of Russia violating Lithuania's state border.- Not on the first day, but in the first minute. We will hit all strategic targets within a radius of 300 kilometers . We will hit St. Petersburg directly - emphasized Andrzejczak. He added that Russia must realize that "an attack on Poland or the Baltic countries would also mean its end, even without the use of nuclear weapons
"Rajmund Andrzejczak also pointed to the missile systems purchased by Poland, which, with the use of appropriate ammunition, can have a range of 900 kilometers . In a straight line from our border to St. Petersburg is less than 800 kilometers.


However, I must admit it was surprising he mentioned Polish retaliation on Leningrad instead of Konigsberg.
pawian   
12 Oct 2024
Life / Do you collect mushrooms in your country? Poles in Poland do. [94]

the forgiving legal status of mushroom picking in Poland - there are no limits whatsoever.

While in Europe, mushrooms pickers have to stick to daily limits. If they don`t, they may pay thousands of euros fines.
Thank you, Goddess, for designating me to live in Poland.
On the other hand, why the fekk didn`t you send me to be born in Portugal, far from Russian barbarians????
pawian   
12 Oct 2024
Off-Topic / Best posters [886]

You might need

No, I don`t need to do anything. I am a Polish, not Russian monkey. I am free as a wild monkey can be. :):):)
pawian   
12 Oct 2024
Life / Owning a house in true countryside of Poland - stories [692]

I put two dried cobs from my collection in the place where I saw the hamster.

The cobs vanished. Completely. Amasing! I could hear my jaw hitting the ground when I saw it.

So I added another cob from our stove display. Next year I will retrieve those cobs from our neighbour`s corn field. He fekking destroyed the hamster`s home so he must make up for it. W imiÄ™ zasad, skurvysynu!!!


  • Poor lost confused hamster trying to find a new home
pawian   
12 Oct 2024
Off-Topic / Best posters [886]

...are super cool.

Judging by the representation in the forum, they are not. :(:(:(:((:(:(:(:(:(:(
pawian   
12 Oct 2024
Off-Topic / 75 Years of Israel and the War - part 3 [497]

don`t come to Europe begging for shelter.

I will be lenient on some of you - only Israelis of Polish descent will be allowed to find refuge and settle in Poland when Nazi israel is turned into fallouted desert.
You`d better start collecting documents now. Later it will be too late.
pawian   
12 Oct 2024
Life / Do you collect mushrooms in your country? Poles in Poland do. [94]

Groups of Roma mushroom pickers from Romania often come to Polish forests in high season aka autumn to collect hundreds of kilograms of precious goods.

I wonder why. Romania is abundantly forested, more than Poland. Probably it is due to the forgiving legal status of mushroom picking in Poland - there are no limits whatsoever. You only mustn`t make noise or litter in the forest.


  • fUsk9kuTURBXy9jMWU5M.jpg

  • p32k9kuTURBXy83NTJhO.jpg

  • 4Ptk9kuTURBXy9kOTE3M.jpg
pawian   
12 Oct 2024
Off-Topic / Best posters [886]

I may have wet myself

No worry. It happens to best people. Just remember to have a supply of fresh diapers nearby.
pawian   
12 Oct 2024
News / How strongly are Poles sure that president Duda defend Poland's interests ? [265]

There is a diplomatic representative

Yes, there is. But their position is diminished. By that clown called president.

He is such an imbecile. One day he will need Poland`s support to become a head of an international organisation. When he doesn`t receive it for being such an azhole during his presidency, he will cry like a baby: I don`t believe it!!! Why are you doing it to me????
pawian   
12 Oct 2024
Travel / Poland in photo riddles - part 3 [818]

Amasing! Jon is the OP poster in this thread but the home page shows pawian as one. Wonders.............
pawian   
12 Oct 2024
Off-Topic / Best posters [886]

The PF ward by AI:
Old pawian on the left, younger Kania kneeling on the bench, fawning to an imperial Russian who is shouting: Down with Ukraine!


  • 82e9c06e2ff645018.jpg
pawian   
12 Oct 2024
Off-Topic / 75 Years of Israel and the War - part 3 [497]

Hey, Nazi Israelis, when Arabs and Persians eventually overwhelm you, don`t come to Europe begging for shelter. We have no more vacancies.
pawian   
12 Oct 2024
Off-Topic / Best posters [886]

Freaking hilarious!

I see your need for hilarity is easily satisfied. I guess you often go to the circus to see clowns in action. hahahaha
Those Americans.............. sigh
pawian   
12 Oct 2024
Life / I'm building a human powered aircraft. Is Dla Polski a good name? [12]

I feel it might be too basic. "For Poland"

Yes, it sounds strange coz it might mean you are going to offer that aircraft to Poland as a gift.
I have a better idea: Polish Wings!

It is a fantastic allusion to winged riders aka Polish hussaria cavalry.
pawian   
12 Oct 2024
Off-Topic / Best posters [886]

you don't afford me that benefit

It would be hard to do after all what we have gone through together.... hahaha Don`t expect such wonders in the forum - it isn`t a fairy tale.

I see you are a bit depressed while I thought you were in combat mood when you tried to diminish me in your fawning posts to Polo. OK, I am a decent sensitive monkey which takes pity on disadvantaged lost people. I regret being so harsh on you and will try to forgive and be patient until the next time when you burst out. :):)
pawian   
11 Oct 2024
Off-Topic / Best posters [886]

Russians are indeed long suffering world champions;

Yes, indeed. They have been suffering in Ukraine for so long. Yuk!
pawian   
11 Oct 2024
Off-Topic / Best posters [886]

As for my No 1 at the bottom, it is traditionally

If you thought that I would mention Kania as the holder of the last place, you were wrong. Kania is only stupidly naive with his Russophilia. While Iron is truly evil. If he lived in Kielce in 1946, he would happily and proudly take part in the bloody pogrom of Jews there.
pawian   
11 Oct 2024
News / How strongly are Poles sure that president Duda defend Poland's interests ? [265]

That clown is damaging Poland`s interests all the time.

Mess in diplomacy
Israel fired at the Polish contingent during its attack on Lebanon. There are no casualties, but the situation requires a diplomatic response. The problem is that we do not have an ambassador in Israel, because Andrzej Duda does not intend to sign the motion to appoint one.

pawian   
11 Oct 2024
Travel / Poland in photo riddles - part 3 [818]

oiled and sanded.

My wife used a few sheets of sandpaper on them later on. How do you do oiling?
pawian   
11 Oct 2024
Off-Topic / Best posters [886]

As for my No 1 at the bottom, it is traditionally Ironside who not only displays but also possesses the mentality of a nationalist murderer who feels terribly wronged coz he was born in times when Jews have already disappeared from Poland, thus depriving him of a chance to practise his murderous instincts in real life instead of only babbling in the forum.
Also, he adheres to infantile methods of obfuscation when he plays stupid and pretends he doesn`t understand the simplest logic in others` posts. He always demands to have basic things explained to him and then he lies claiming he meant sth else and demands new explanation and so on. He made a lifestyle out of it long ago.
pawian   
11 Oct 2024
Off-Topic / Best posters [886]

otherwise he would even make it to the Top 10)

hahaha I sneeze at your human lists. I am pawian and need to be put on a special list for creatures like me. Ha!!!

I will never give up my views!

My No 1 is traditionally Feniks for outstanding intelligence, persistence and personal courage to admit she doesn`t know sth.
pawian   
10 Oct 2024
Life / Polish Music. [298]

I have no wish to bore you

Stupid excuses all the time... :)):)
When is the brain transplant due??