I still have more guns at the family home than you, and I can almost definately shoot better than you. I'm only there for a month or two a year, but hey, I do my part.
At least P-Land doesn't have to deal with this problem... Meh, maybe they don't needs guns after all since they have no Injuns or homies to deal with... just the occasional Nazi or Rushkie...
No, see, that's where your wrong. Even after having armed men break into my house, I still believe with all my soul that the number one threat is the government.
PS, should have shot those f*ckers.