And after you've rotted in jail for a while, you just need to wave more money I expect.
Most certainly not. Never wave money at judges, they consider that to be crass. Just put the cash into an envelope and hand it to them.
Harry you wouldn't be a lawyer by any chance, offering to bail people out for 'loadsa money' ?
No. That would be illegal. I just advise people how best to put their money to use.