greatest Polish comedy playwright Aleksander Fredro
Ode to ass - version III
The ass deprived mankind of paradise
The ass tempted Adam', not an apple
The ass often appointed kings of old times
The ass also dethroned them many times
The ass makes rich, the ass ruins
The ass controls the fate of the world
Ass helps and the ass hinders
The ass loves and ass betrays
The ass makes beggars and kings rejoice
The ass reigns in the palace and in the cottage
The ass tastes to the young and old
The ass breathes lust, intoxicates with charm
The ass smells, the ass stinks
The ass also farts wonderfully
The ass poops big turds
The ass plays the clarinet
The ass is the engine always and everywhere
The ass is the password and the password will be
The ass invigorates and the ass gives birth
The ass never hurts anybody
The ass gets girls out of poverty
The ass is the best money mine
The ass attracts a;; boys like a bank
The ass leads suckers to the altar
And that's where the moral comes from:
A man is born and comes out of an ass
A man gets married and climbs an ass
A man dies while on the ass
Everything in this world depends on the ass!