UK, Ireland / Why Poles will never belong in England [283]

ENGLISHMAN
I do not know why would anyone would want to belong and be part of a retarded society. Once was a great society.

Law / Best Polish returns on $100,000? [23]

Small size lubricated condons made by PolAm.

Law / Investors/Entrepreneurs.. Steer Clear of Poland. [77]

Teacher,
What is amazing to me that you are still living in Poland. If I did not like living in a country and I would just leave. But you are still live there and you continue to post negative posts about Poland and Poles. Here are some of your past negative posts:

Fascination of Poles with German Laundry Detergent
55 minutes to write a ticket ("mandat karny")?
Homeless Poles living on barbecued rats and alcoholic handwash?
Yard waste burning at night - such typical behaviour
watching the procession
Poland's Idiotic Road Marking
Typical Examples of Polish Parking Entitlement (post yours)
Polish Cop Took My Car Registration :S
Poczta Polska Is Killing ME!
Reliable Weather Service In PL?
Polish Visitor to Vancouver Canada killed by RCMP TASER on the Airport
An English Version of Gadu-Gadu?

Language / I NEED TO LEARN POLISH QUICKLY AND EFFICIENTLY! [45]

You will not learn Polish here telling people that you need to learn Polish. :)

Language / Easiest Language To Learn from English to Polish... [13]

Spanish

UK, Ireland / Homeless Poles living on barbecued rats and alcoholic handwash? [62]

I remember reading, in this forum, that Poles living in England were also eating swans and ducks in the parks. Eventually, the homeless Poles with start eating Brits. The Brits are very gullible and they look like turkeys. :)

Life / My first impressions of Poland, long time ago [37]

Pan Sobieski mial trzy pieski: szary, bury i niebieski. :)

Life / Cannabis / Weed in Poland... How much does marijuana cost per gram and how easy is to get it? [355]

I favor the approach adopted by some countries in Asia: executing people who posses and sell drugs. This approach would eliminate the drug problem in Poland.

Travel / Poland-My 9-day experience [239]

AussieSheila
Have you considered writing a travel guide book on Poland and lecturing about your extensive travels in Poland?

History / Endecja - State Sponsored Anti Semitism 1935 - 1939. [138]

MareGaea,
Did you do a research on how many intellectually challenged foreigners partake in this forum who make uninformed, exaggerated, embellished, etc. statements?

News / Poland - the least liked German neighbour. [210]

I see that you have opportunistic instincts. There is a small problem with your insticts. You are not of a superior race. lol

Love / Need Advice: I have fallen in love with a Polish woman... [65]


And now, you are justifying your actions.

Do you have any honor?

News / Poland - the least liked German neighbour. [210]


I am not happy to bring forth the old wounds, nor do I wish to offend the decent small percentage of German population, but "German Europe" was already tried during WWII.

News / Poland - the least liked German neighbour. [210]


LOL :P

Bratwurst,
you forgot to add humor, that you displayed in the post above.

Love / Need Advice: I have fallen in love with a Polish woman... [65]


I was being sarcastic when I said that. What I was implying is for trevness to look elsewhere for a mate and not to destroy a marriage.

News / Poland - the least liked German neighbour. [210]



I was always under impression that Germans were very rich until I visited Berlin last year, spent a week there, and realized that my impression was erroneous. At the central train station in Berlin, I observed a German collecting plastic soda bottles from trashcans. I observed the same thing in one of the Berlin’s parks. I am sure that what I observed is not reflective of a total German society. I also noticed that Germans did not dress much better than Poles. Finally, I would like to add, that if a pole was taken, it would real that Poles probably have simular view about Germans as Germans have about Poles. Except, Poles are more forgiving, less rigid and mechanical, more understanding and caring, etc.

Love / Need Advice: I have fallen in love with a Polish woman... [65]


She is a catholic and can’t get divorced, but she it is ok for her to be an adulterous.
The best solution to your problems, since she can’t get divorced, is for you to move with her and her husband, and her husband and you can share her.

Genealogy / Changing my name to a Polish one [35]


Try Jose Pedro

News / Why are Czechs more effective than Poles and Poland? [116]

Why are Czechs more effective than Poles?

Because Poles are not Czechs.

Why this forum attracts so many retarded foreigners who ask stupid questions?

Love / Is this dress good for a Polish wedding? [15]


Make sure that you wear a clean underwear.

Love / Should i wear this to a polish wedding or not? :) [27]


Make sure that you wear a clean underwear.

Life / Barking Dogs in Poland [57]

On a serious note, buy a dog whistle, it causes a high pitch noise, as a result dogs stop barking.

Life / Barking Dogs in Poland [57]


:)

Call the guy up, disguise your voice, and tell him you're with the Italian Mafia or KGB and tell the owner that his dog will sleep with the fish or will be send to Siberia if the dog doesn't stop barking. :)

Language / Polish sayings [236]

dla czego jestes biedny, bos glupi
dla czego jestes glupi, bos biedny
(I am not sure if I spelled it correctly)

Translation: why are you poor, because you are stupid (stupid meaning uneducated)
why are you stupid, because you are poor

History / Polish historical myths - to break or not to break them? [257]

I did not know that black Poles in Haiti existed.

Yes, you are correct beckski, "Black Pole descendents do take pride in their ancestry.

If you view the 4 segments titled "Les Polonais on youtube.com/watch?v=gjGrm8CTM4U&feature=related"
the black Poles talk about being proud of being Polish.

History / Polish historical myths - to break or not to break them? [257]

Thread attached on merging:
check out black Poles in Haiti
...

Love / How do I make a Polish girl cry? [107]

Allison, Miguel, et al.

I see we have brilliant foreigners making their contributions.

Love / How do I make a Polish girl cry? [107]


Yes.
Screw around with her and she will leave you one day.
Then you will be asking this forum how you can stop crying. :)

History / The Two Saddest Nations on Earth... Poles and Jews [171]


You do not speak for all Poles. I never had any problems with Polish Jews.
I did encounter some problems with American Jews who never had been to Poland.
There good and bad Jews and there are good and bad Poles.
I feel closer to Jews than Germans or Russians.