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Joined: 20 Feb 2012 / Male ♂
Last Post: 2 Aug 2016
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Posts: 172
From: Poland, Chelmza
Speaks Polish?: No.. just couple of very basic one
Interests: jobs, socialising, friendship, fun, drinks, FOOTBALL! ;)

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local_fela   
30 Jan 2014
Genealogy / Do I look Polish? (my picture) [375]

What are your thoughts on this matter?

My thought is that you are very hot and sexy- my type- bubbly, chubby and not skinny! your second picture tell me that you look more Scottish.
local_fela   
30 Jan 2014
Law / Value ( € or PLN) of handmade painting on clothes [10]

You'll find in PL that people are very careful with their money when they buy clothes.

Yh, I know, hopefully there will be a bunch who will be interested in my products given that there is a lot of work behind it!
local_fela   
31 Jan 2014
Love / What do you like most about Polish girls? :) [120]

iiiiiiii love the accent ! it is adorabbbleee :)

You mean its funny to hear their accent! :P

They look amazing + hardly any fatties

Depends! I love a bit of meat on my plate! And some bouncing cleavage and some cute bum!

"Good" girls - they don't sleep around

they do. Know how to seduce them. ;)

They cook and clean haha

I cook better than 95% of the people I've met so far. And could confirm being more hygienic than those who's given me a chance to compare.

hmmm oh yeah and they are smart (really) I have met a lot of really educated girls with a lot to say

Depends on your educational level. Or people you have met before. for me they clearly can't compete with girls from the western part of Europe.

They look to me family oriented

True that! :)

the one about cooking and cleaning. It's the 21st century, that's not what women are for!

He was just explaining. He didnt say that he want them as his maids! If a woman is living alone, does it mean that she is not allowed to clean and cook...

Sorry for not being a gentleman, I like it rough

local_fela   
1 Feb 2014
Travel / Want to know Hotel with Escort services in Poland [21]

show some respect for Polish women and learn some self control.

So you mean that Polish women escort cannot trade their services here in Poland, but only in UK, France, Germany, Russia, Switzerland, and the list goes on...Are you 10 or what?

wants to score Ukrainian prostitute in there

Oh yes please! :D

such men may cause offence to local women staying in such hotels

Do you think those women are like you....boring and outdated?
local_fela   
2 Feb 2014
Love / What do you like most about Polish girls? :) [120]

You also should understand that women of your nationality by any means do not belong to you.

spot on mate!

Says the guy who couldn't get laid in Canada so he came to Poland knowing it would be easier here :-))

I would be first in the Q vs those guys he mentioned above.
local_fela   
4 Feb 2014
Food / The great British baked bean in Poland [26]

get a Heinz like flavour

you will get it in Auchan, Alma and Tesco. I bought it few weeks ago. Heinz baked beans. Same label, same colour of the tin and same taste! I think it was around 6-7zl for 400g- But I am not sure.
local_fela   
4 Feb 2014
Food / Is it possible to buy (particularly online) exotic meats in Poland? [4]

whether there are any shops

Yes. In Lidl you can find. But bear in mind - Its once in a while. Last week there was an offer for Lamb from New Zealand- I've been lucky myself to taste the meat from NZ again. Last year there was Kangaroo meat, Lamb meat, Octopus and Beef from NZ being sold in Lidl.
local_fela   
7 Feb 2014
Love / Polish Man being with English Woman - he insists on paying for EVERYTHING [36]

Some day you can land up with this..
https://polishforums.com/love/support-partners-sister-boyfriend-69549/

he insists on paying for EVERYTHING, is very thoughtful and keen and has laid his cards on the table

there was one thread on this forum (I couldnt find it now)... The girl had similar situation like yours, she is a Brit and the guy was a Pole! the guy was nice in the early stage of the relationship and basically like doing everything, after few months, the guy took all her money and admitted that he has a kid and a wife back in Poland.

he paid me compliments that

Polish people dont really compliment others... be careful if he is doing so!

No offence to anyone. Koz everyone is different! But be careful of scammers! Specially in your situation- It happened lots of time and it would be difficult for you to find him if he ran away with everything you possess....He could be in Poland, Germany, Russia or anywhere! Ask for advise on Forums in Britain! here you will find people saying only good things about their compatriots! :)
local_fela   
7 Feb 2014
Love / What do you like most about Polish girls? :) [120]

The legs, No Doubt!

Real men like curves...dogs like bones!

#chubbyalltheway, #bittits , #bigarse

:D Pity hashtag doesnt work

I have known very few Polish girls

Wow, cool! nice to hear from a lesbian! Ok, tell us babe what you think about them!
local_fela   
7 Feb 2014
Love / What do you like most about Polish girls? :) [120]

Yeah,but those bones get better after having kids

yeah means that you need to have sexual intercourse first! and I am scared of breaking their bones or making them go to the hospital during that...

On the other hand those curves that you like it gets like this..lol

Fortunately they are not Americans, otherwise they could be like this!
local_fela   
7 Feb 2014
Love / What do you like most about Polish girls? :) [120]

a) More awareness about the world

Well, I am not sure about this...I have seen westerners having more to say regarding this.

b) Most are very natural - nothing plastic about them

LOL... true...

c) Read a lot - something very nice looking at beautiful women reading books during public transport

ahh! I think it is very easy for you to be conned by the Nigerian emails - O'h you won £1m... or something'
even a sl*t c can read a book! does that mean that you would have an affair with her? :O
local_fela   
11 Feb 2014
Law / Payment of ZUS/ Income Tax - 'sole trading' business in Poland [27]

Do you know if I open a 'sole trading' business here in Poland, do I need to pay 'Zus' twice. What I mean by twice is that I am currently working full time for a company in Poland.

So I was wondering if ever I will need to pay Zus twice and I heard that might be health insurance I will have to pay twice as well? Is that true?
local_fela   
30 Jul 2014
Study / Where in Poland can I obtain Certified Copies of foreign Educational certificates? [3]

Hi,

I need to send a certified copy of my educational certificate to a University in US. My studies were conducted in Mauritius but the certificates were issued by University of Cambridge. As I am in Poland now, I would like to know from where I can get to certify the copies of my original certificates which will prove that the copies are true and legal.

Thanks
local_fela   
2 Aug 2014
Law / Food business in Poland - questions about license-permit food / alcohol certificate... [5]

I would like to open a small food business which is foreign snack and does not need a lot of space, ingredients, time and other things. I will be preparing my food at my place in my kitchen. And I will be taking orders via the internet.

My questions-
What kind of license/permit do I need to take in order to have the permission to sale food to the public?
Do I need to follow any course, e.g. food and safety or have any certificate regarding my food?
Anything else I need to know?

Thank You
local_fela   
4 Aug 2014
Love / Am I The Only One Who Doesn't Find Polish Women Attractive? [93]

No disrespect to anyone...

I don't find attractive Polish women

I love woman. But Polish women are attractive...maybe not 100% my type but they are. I'd prefer British chick over them..

Yet I couldn't find any Polish girl who is interested in or has an idea about those topics

Yes, this is quite common here. As most of them are pretty much interested about just what they know and dont want the opportunity to open up a bit more.
local_fela   
6 Aug 2014
Law / Food business in Poland - questions about license-permit food / alcohol certificate... [5]

1st question where would this be located your house

I was thinking to prepare my food at home, but the second reply said i cant.. So I will have to look for something.

2nd who would be your target clientele

Clients would be those who want to taste tropical flavours... So lets say tourists as well as people who like to have some snacks after/before few beers.

3rd which City should you chose to have it

City is Krakow.. full of tourists, students who will be able to afford tasty food.

Now my next question, how much would it cost me to rent a small place in Krakow? Something small as possible as I will mostly do take aways so just kitchen and selling space?

yes it's undoable if you want to do it from home, your kitchen will not meet sanitary standards set by SANEPID

I'll bear that in mind for sure.

Hi guys, Again i am approaching for the same advise as I had to accumulate some savings first. At the moment I have redefined my business idea.

I need to know if there is any Business Consultant in Krakow who can speak English and who are good in Food business.

Basically what I am trying to do is to:
1) Prepare snacks which is 80% to eat (only need to fry)
2) Those snacks will be sold frozen
3) I am willing to sell only to retailers.
4) No food will be sold to consume straight away
5) Location would be in Krakow.

What are the certifications I will need? How much will a Business Advisor cost me (appx)? Seems like Business Advisor is not popular here, but who can I contact to give me details and guide me exactly what I need to do (Legal Advisors maybe)?

Money and the plan is here. I just need to get the knowledge of the legal aspect of things to abide to the law.

Karl

Related: License in Poland (to sell alcohol)

Does the pubs need a license to sale alcohol ? Here in uk is hard to get this license , what about in Poland?

Depends where do you want it and the residents in that neighbourhood dont object to it or it will create a a ghetto hang out in the eyes of the officials(which can be changed!wink).Or a classy restaurant that wont attract flimsy crowd,otherwise it is easy:)
local_fela   
6 Aug 2014
Love / Am I The Only One Who Doesn't Find Polish Women Attractive? [93]

Are you seriously saying you prefer British women over Polish ones?

Yes, I would!

British women have beter sense of individualism, better sense of humour, are more ambitious, and emotionally more stable while Polish women are very often a moody cows.

Spot on mate!

The British lack self confidence to be ambitious.

You must be joking. British ladies are way better educated and capable to build their own path towards success. We can't really see many women here in Poland or anywhere else in the world having a good position at work compared to British ladies, they have more self confidence. Honestly, I miss those times when my British lady manager use to command our floor compared to managers (both sex) from there. (no disrespect - just comparing).

Polish women are shrewd and ambitious and love to work.

Love to work yes.. but no ambition to go further ahead.. :(
local_fela   
1 Sep 2014
UK, Ireland / The Poles in Britain - a history by BBC Magazine [25]

never talk to their english colleagues.

seen that a lot in London... it is a shame! they want to hide within their own circle..

Just to add..you can never expect any kind of help from these ladies (and those similar)!

Seen a lot of Polish friends leaving Poland and going to the UK and getting sh!t jobs and being treated as slave by who... by their boss who are mostly Polish..
local_fela   
24 Sep 2014
Law / Divorced from Polish wife. Can I get a Poland's passport? [3]

Hi.
I have recently divorced from my ex wife. I would like to know if ever I could try and get a polish passport. I have lived around 2 years with her (one year in the UK and one year in Poland).

At the moment I am travelling a lot (business trip) and sometimes it is really a pain in the a*se for my employer to do some paper work in order to get me a visa to some countries in order to fulfil my duties where a European passport holder could easily go on my behalf.

I don't want to be kind of the black sheep and let the chance to work in different countries from time to time slip my hands.

I am currently with my fiancée for two years and don't want to get married because I know myself how painful it could be at some point and she agrees with me.

So I would like to know if I could get a polish passport or a permanent resident upon the fact that I was married for a bit more than two years with a Polish girl.

Thank you for your guidance (no silly comments please).

Karl
local_fela   
25 Sep 2014
Work / HCL Krakow job offer, is 3700 PLN net enough to live on? [9]

one room apartment of 35- 45 m2 ? electricity, water usage, garbage, internet etc.

if you want to live in the heart of the city that would cost you atleast 1600PLN all inclusive.

But if you want to live like 10mins bus/ tram journey to the Mainsquare, that could cost you around 1400pln all inclusive. and you will have your own studio..

Visit gumtree.pl you can find studios there and you will get an idea.

Travelling is cheap here. 89zl for a monthly bus/tram pass all lines included. however, HCL is in zabierzow, so maybe an extra train ticket would be required.
local_fela   
25 Sep 2014
Law / Divorced from Polish wife. Can I get a Poland's passport? [3]

Thank for the first answer.

You cannot go through life marrying girls from France, Germany, Italy, Netherlands, Spain - all the countries in the world - and then expect that each country will give you a passport.

I did not say that I am going to marry everyone from there. Like I said, I don't want to be involved in marriage at the moment.

Thanking you in advance for sticking to the topic. :)
local_fela   
13 Oct 2014
Food / What are my chances if I open Grill of Serbian cuisine in Poland? [14]

What are my chances in Poland? People would like it?

You made me hungry man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! looking delicious!

I believe that your chances would be good if you do not try to make it 'too Polish' and stick strictly to the Serbian-way of doing it!

Only if I could afford to open a food snack... I'd be there too! :/
local_fela   
14 Oct 2014
UK, Ireland / Polish TV in Ireland - is it possible to get access to it here? [6]

switchvpn .net/order

try this! I assure you that you will like it! around $10/month! you can watch live TV channels for Poland, UK, Germany and others!

And you can use it on two laptops! means the cost could be halve!

If you have any question, you have the chat box, you can question them!

Let me know about your experience if ever you'll buy it! :)
local_fela   
23 Nov 2014
Love / Are women from Poland scared of good looking guys? [48]

ahahaha Yeah, sure that everyone believes in you, egyptian.

unfortunately, he is true mate! if you are not white.. banging is easy here..ask myself! Chicks are not caught up with people talking about politics or war or beer or food.. id rather please me willy than talking up ******** of hours.

I find the two of you pathetic.

Jealous? :D