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Posts by Bobko  

Joined: 13 Mar 2017 / Male ♂
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Threads: Total: 28 / Live: 24 / Archived: 4
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Bobko   
28 Aug 2023
News / Despicable Ukrainian lies [144]

I was struggling to decide which thread this belonged in - so I will put it here.

On August 25th, in St Petersburg, there was held the "All-Russian Day of Catholic Youth". Pope Francis delivered an address to the young people in attendance, by video link.

At some point, he said the following:

"Никогда не забывайте о наследии. Вы - потомки великой России: великой России святых, правителей, великой России Петра I, Екатерины II, той империи - великой, образованной, великой культуры и великой человечности. Никогда не отказывайтесь от этого наследия. Вы - потомки великой Матушки России, шагайте вперед с этим. И спасибо вам - спасибо за ваш способ быть, за ваш способ быть русскими".

Google Translation:

"Never forget your heritage. You are the descendants of great Russia: the great Russia of the saints, its rulers, great Russia of Peter I, Catherine II, an empire - of greatness, education, great culture and great humanity. Never give up on this heritage. You are the descendants of the great Mother Russia, step forward with this. And thank you - thank you for your way of being, and for your way of being Russian."

How did the Ukrainian foreign ministry react? With an explosion of bubbling feces as usual, of course.

Link to Ukrainian diarrhea: pravda.com.ua/rus/news/2023/08/28/7417468/

The Ukrainian state, in general, has been on fantastically bad terms with the Vatican the last two years. I really wonder what Crow would say about all this - haha!

Quote from UA MFA:

It is very sad that Russian great-power ideas, which, in fact, are the cause of Russia's chronic aggressiveness, consciously or unconsciously, come from the lips of the Pope, whose mission, in our understanding, is precisely to open the eyes of Russian youth to a destructive course of the current Russian leadership.

This is one of the more tame things they've said to the Pope in the last year or so. Last time, they basically told him to not stick his nose into things he doesn't understand.
Bobko   
28 Aug 2023
Off-Topic / Best posters [886]

@GefreiterKania

If I knew I could make a list of 12, my list would look almost identical to yours.
Bobko   
27 Aug 2023
Off-Topic / Best posters [886]

Once again, I must produce an updated list of best posters:

1) Still Crow (I miss him so)
2) Gefreiter Kania
3) AntV
4) Barney
5) Ironside (depends on day of week, cycle of the moon, atmospheric pressure)

Worst Posters:

1) Always Sralec35
2) Amiga500
3) Cargo Pants
4) Lyzko
5) Michael2 (stupid hohol b!tch)

Until next time, friends!
Bobko   
27 Aug 2023
Life / Polish loos have made great strides.... [13]

grey paper does not clean anything and it hurts.

OooOoo! I thought this gray demon paper existed only in the former USSR...

I do like the idea that it is sustainably made from recycled newspapers and cardboard (sometimes you could even see the odd letter within the paper), but it definitely ripped up your anus like nothing else.

I see the toilet evolution in Poland has been more or less parallel to what was happening in Russia.


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Bobko   
27 Aug 2023
Life / Was Legionella in Poland a biological weapon attack? [22]

As mentioned, Legionella does not affect most healthy people. I just Googled it, and less than 1% of people exposed to it, become sick.

Those most at risk are the very old, and those that are already sick.

This seems like a strange choice of a biological weapon. No?

If I were in charge of Russian biological warfare in Poland - I would use conjuctivitis, also know as pink eye. We send a group of say... 1,000 Russians disguised as political refugees. Each will be tasked with farting on the pillows of their Polish host families while they are away at work. Since "pink eye" spreads like wildfire, 1,000 such cells could in rapid order collapse Polish society.


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Bobko   
25 Aug 2023
Travel / Being Transgender and visiting Wroclaw [467]

This title is the stupidest tiltle ever written

I don't know, I like it. It inspired me to create my Gdańsk thread.
Bobko   
25 Aug 2023
Life / In need of good Polish jokes about Polish culture, people, etc [239]

...this sounds more like a RuSSian joke

How about you actually tell a joke?

Are you like all women, in that you magically have no memory for jokes, but can remember in a micro-second what somebody said 13 years ago during a heated argument?
Bobko   
25 Aug 2023
Life / In need of good Polish jokes about Polish culture, people, etc [239]

@Paulina

My god... This will be my last attempt.

A Polish father is sending his son to the grocery store.

- Remember, you have to buy three things: bread, milk, and butter. You got it? THREE THINGS - repeat after me...

After some time, his son returns from the store with a hockey uniform and hockey stick.

- Now! Didn't I tell you to buy THREE THINGS? THREE! Is it so difficult to understand? Where is the puck?
Bobko   
25 Aug 2023
Life / In need of good Polish jokes about Polish culture, people, etc [239]

Let's try another one.

A Polish mother hands her son his lunchbox, as he is about to leave for school.

- Synek, I've put there some bread, some kielbasa, and a box of nails.

- Mom?! Why?

- What why? It's simple... you put the kielbasa on the bread, and then you eat it.

- But the nails...

- The nails? They're right here.
Bobko   
25 Aug 2023
Life / In need of good Polish jokes about Polish culture, people, etc [239]

@Paulina

Dearest Paulina,

This joke belongs in the rubric of absurdist/surreal humor.

According to Wikipedia:

Surreal humor (also called surreal comedy, absurdist humor, or absurdist comedy) is a form of humor predicated on deliberate violations of causal reasoning, thus producing events and behaviors that are obviously illogical. Portrayals of surreal humour tend to involve bizarre juxtapositions, incongruity, non-sequiturs, irrational or absurd situations, and expressions of nonsense.

In this case, there are several elements:

A) A cow emerges from underwater.

B) The cow addresses the fisherman, and instead of expressing any surprise or other appropriate reaction - he proceeds to try to be helpful in regards to the cow's query

C) The cow disregards his helpful response, and replies instead with a non sequitur.

The joke invites you to think about both the mundane and the eternal, as well as the nature of class relations in pre-war England.
Bobko   
25 Aug 2023
Life / Was Legionella in Poland a biological weapon attack? [22]

So its not like AIDs?

Having AIDS is a great way to get killed by Legionnaire's Disease. Most people are totally unaffected by it, but those with a suppressed immune system get absolutely wrecked.

There is no vaccine for it.

Fun fact: it's name has nothing to do with the Roman Empire, but instead the "American Legion" organization. One of its branches had a mass outbreak amongst its members.
Bobko   
25 Aug 2023
Life / In need of good Polish jokes about Polish culture, people, etc [239]

A Polish man is fishing along a riverbank.

Suddenly, a cow emerges from underwater, and asks the man:

- Pan Fisherman, can you tell me which side of the river this is?

- Which side do you need?

- I don't care, I'm wearing galoshes.
Bobko   
25 Aug 2023
Travel / Being Transgender and visiting Wroclaw [467]

Being a gay russian immigrant in New York,I would live where all my homies are

Hi friend! It is amazing we have the same name... well - almost.

Do you by chance enjoy eating curry, or make involuntary "oinking" sounds when especially happy?
Bobko   
25 Aug 2023
Travel / Being Straight and Visiting Gdańsk [20]

We have enough of our own fruitcakes already

Please stay on topic. This thread is about whether it is advisable for straight people to visit Gdańsk.
Bobko   
25 Aug 2023
Travel / Being Straight and Visiting Gdańsk [20]

I think you are confusing stay with penis

I've never confused the two in the past, but here you may actually be right. Having a longer penis, and spending less time in Poland - seems like a win-win...

Back to the drawing board.

I would avoid the nightclubs though, trust me on that one...

Damn... A lot of heterophobia in Polish night clubs?

I can imagine the scene. From across the bar, some muscular gay guys yelling in my direction - "Hey pussy lover - you lost?", or "You won't find any tits here, you jerkoff!"

If you take your girlfriend with you and buy her a strap-on

This. This is surely the thing missing in my life.

Unlike lengthening penis, and shortening stay in Poland - this seems like a total lose-lose. I have to deal with living with a woman AND getting pegged in the a$s. Truly the worst of both worlds.

Bonasera, Bonasera... what have I ever done to you, that you treat me so disrespectfully?
Bobko   
24 Aug 2023
Travel / Being Straight and Visiting Gdańsk [20]

Hi everyone, I am from Russia and am traveling to Gdańsk for a penis-shortening surgery.

How accepting and tolerant are the people of Gdańsk towards the straight community and is it safe?

I was really hoping to extend my stay and do some sightseeing whilst there, but am concerned if it's safe to go out - including to a few night clubs?

Thanks in Advance :)
Bobko   
24 Aug 2023
Off-Topic / Udmurts - what lovely people! [10]

I noticed there have been a lot less mentions of Udmurtia on this forum, since this thread was created.

I quite enjoyed the clueless way in which the term was thrown around. As I believe I mentioned, it's like calling every Englishman a Scouser. Illogical, meaningless, but kind of funny.
Bobko   
18 Aug 2023
Off-Topic / Things We Love [332]

old 'hot toddy

Great drink in the mountains, even when not sick. Better than than hot wine the Germans drink, when skiing.
Bobko   
18 Aug 2023
Life / Racism in Poland - the future [558]

Seeing those inbreeds from Galicja, that hasn't turned up that well - has it?

You are a good guy. Would love to buy you beer in France or Poland.