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Joker   
15 May 2020
News / Poles say a big YES to our European Union [996]

You can't be possibly thinking that they will sponsor your country

If the Euros were smart they would follow the example set forth by Brexit. The EU is crumbling and everyone knows it, yet there are still a few that want to cling on.
Joker   
12 May 2020
History / Origins of Polish Slavs [139]

Nothing to do with Serbia, a

Indeed. Its all fictitious propaganda from this commie, never ending.
Joker   
9 May 2020
Travel / Pot in Poland for tourists [285]

they patrol with sniffer dogs before certain international trains

Indeed. You dont want to try that on any trains or busses in the US either, same deal with the Dogs.
Joker   
7 May 2020
Travel / Pot in Poland for tourists [285]

12 hours on the train to Warsaw, somewhat longer by car or bus.

Thats seems like a nice trip to Amsterdam, spend a few days and stock up before you go home.

Never put that stuff up in your bra or up your ass or w

I'll never be that desperate to smoke weed or even to contemplate sticking it up my dupa. Its seems like too much risk trying to conceal in your luggage, if its domestically, it

would most likely work and if you did get caught with such a small amount, no big deal.

Especially if you go to the better, less touristy places.

Thats the way it is everywhere, get that tourist money:)
Joker   
6 May 2020
USA, Canada / Poles Living in the Chicago Area [343]

caught coronavirus by going to that massive party last week

Or perhaps, Mayor Lightfoot who disobeyed her own lockdown orders, by going to get herself a haircut. Insisting, she is the face of the city and takes her personal hygiene seriously. Well, so does everyone else! She should fine herself the $500.

Have you that rats nest of hair, needs more that cutting... LOL

Treat those medics to a curbside pickup from the Red Apple when this has finished.

Great idea! The location by Jakowow has closed down some time ago, but the one on North Millwaukee is still going strong!

I have no words for your controversial comments.

Then keep your silly serb propaganda off this thread you clown!


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Joker   
6 May 2020
Travel / Pot in Poland for tourists [285]

A vape cart already in a vape or the oil in some drink or shampoo or some **** for later extraction

Ive heard they use a Carmex container and then transfer it into a cart afterwards, seems like a lot of work.

ive never taken a chance on an international flight and prolly never will.

Its not worth it and you will be really screwed if you are caught. Not to mention all the embarrassment that would come with it.

. Still, i wouldnt mess with growing or even selling in poland.

Ill get someone to find me a small bag like last time.Those guys would freak out if they seen the size and quality that's circulating around here.

There are more worthwhile risks to take in life than smuggling weed through airports.

Count me out as well. I can always safely enjoy some adult beverages in Poland:)

there are no borders between here and Amsterdam.

You can drive to Amsterdam without being searched at the border?

I went to Amsterdam once. The doobies, I bought inside this bar had a cigarette filter attached to it, first time I seen that. Awesome Bud:)

I almost got killed by the tram running across the street! My friend actually was actually struck by the tram , but hit it in such a way he bounced off and was sent flying backwards. Just a few bruises and scrapes..Man, those things sneak up on you. We don't have anything like that in the USA where trains share the streets with auto traffic.
Joker   
4 May 2020
Travel / Pot in Poland for tourists [285]

if you're ordering seeds from Holland.

That was a few years back. There isn't any need for me to grow anymore. I have a friend out in Oregon that grows legally and its the bomb.

I'd never grow there the paranoia would kill me

I know this guy that brings vape carts with with him to Poland ( so he claims). Said he puts it in his checked baggage and never had a problem. I almost tried it, but chickened out at the last minute. Something about going to jail in a foreign country doesn't sound appealing at all.
Joker   
4 May 2020
Travel / Pot in Poland for tourists [285]

Tiny baggies. A gram or less, ready bagged up

I remember these, we called them "Dime Bags" $10. Packaged in the worlds smallest zip lock plastic bag or back in the 80`s it was manilla envelopes.

They smoke it in little crack pipes here,

What about one hitters, do you have these over there? You can really stretch out you stash with this when youre running low. I rather roll a fat one myself.

Have you heard about Blunts yet? Its popular with the younger crowd, but I think it tastes nasty. They buy cigars and remove the tobacco then use the paper for the roll, its masks the smell and burns longer, I guess.....


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Joker   
4 May 2020
Travel / Pot in Poland for tourists [285]

So you are in one of the states that has legalised recently?

It was just legalized in January 2020.

Yes! And if you can find an old half pence coin (have one somewhere)it's a sixteenth of an ounce!!

I have one from when I went to York, its says one penny. This is 1/2 pence? I forgot already.

And an American Nickel weighs exactly 5 grams...

Ooh no! you seen my scale...lol


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Joker   
3 May 2020
Travel / Pot in Poland for tourists [285]

...so it will be too early to tell anyway...

Yes, they are still vegetating so let them grow for now. I like the stinky ones, they get really odorous when they flower. The more sun the better.

.I only got it once or twice and probably paid tourist prices....

They sell it by the gram in these new dispensaries they opened here in January. The prices are outrageous, and there is a line of stoners waiting to get in. Ill never pay those prices, its everywhere around this place. Cops dont even care anymore.

impressive knowledge really...

I should get a job as bud tender or marajuana horticulturist! lol. JokersBuds.com 😁
Joker   
3 May 2020
Travel / Pot in Poland for tourists [285]

Have you heard of eight leaved plants..?.how soon can you really tell if they are girls?

I think they all are 8 leafed.... Look for these like ball shaped pollen sacks, its going to take awhile. They start to flower around August and wait for the buds to get nice and sticky around the end of Sept. The best way to tell is with a jewelers loupe and when the trichromes turn from clear to brown, its at maximum THC levels👍🏻

How much does an ounce ( 28 grams) cost in Poland? Do they sell it by the gram, what the typical size bag?


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Joker   
3 May 2020
Travel / Pot in Poland for tourists [285]

I know specialist seeds would be better but they are like ten pounds each

I remember they were quite expensive from Amsterdam and they would charge me extra fro stealth shipping. The seeds are all feminized and always was good weed. Its better for me coz by the time you find out the males, its too late in the growing season to start over.

and open the windows so they can wave in the breeze a bit...the fan is a good idea.

The fan replicates the wind, so the plants will go strong:)

Nah, it's alcohol all the way for me now..

I had some piwo last night:)

I like knowing what day it is without such stress and drama in my life.

Oh that's funny! So did you google everything you posted here?

I personally find alcohol unpleasant these days...but a coffee and a joint....ahh yes.

Alcohol is far more harmful that weed. Ive been to funerals of ppl that died from cirrhosis of the liver, not very pleasant at all. So many bars fights occur on a daily basis or drunk drivers are killing ppl. The worst thing that happens with weed is you order a Pizza! lol

I alway get a chuckle when some alky or cig smoker tries to lecture me about smoking weed...lol

I have a dry herb vape, so I dont really smoke anything.

Hey, do you like Cheech and Chong movies?:)
Joker   
2 May 2020
Travel / Pot in Poland for tourists [285]

Growing your own is the only way forwards.

Its very rewarding when you spend all that time nurturing the plants and have some killer flame bud come Croptober:)

. As it is they are just random seeds not specialist

Big mistake, genetics are everything. I used to have feminized seeds mailed to me from Amsterdam.

If any cops do visit I can play the innocent

Im not growing this year, coz there just legalized it and you can get super good deals off the street now:)

Are you staring them indoors and moving them outside? Im you stay indoors keep a fan blowing on them so the stalks build up strength.
Joker   
23 Apr 2020
USA, Canada / Poles Living in the Chicago Area [343]

Poland sends medical team to Chicago
The team is being provided by the Polish Ministry of National Defense and is expected to arrive in Chicago on Thursday afternoon.
chicago.suntimes.com/politics/2020/4/23/21232842/poland-covid-19-medical-team-coming-chicago

"The primary goal of the team is to share and exchange experiences in fighting ChinaVirus,"

They did not say why Chicago was getting the Polish team, but its has the largest Polish-American population in the country.

This is a good idea and Witamy!!


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Joker   
21 Apr 2020
Off-Topic / Stock Market and Trading Talk [1011]

Will that be enough for a one month vacation in Poland ?

Then why haven't you ever been to Poland? Money just seemly flows thru your fingertips!
Joker   
17 Apr 2020
News / Black Haitians considering themselves as Poles [31]

western Ireland as an O'Grady.

I read his father, Cassius Marcellus Clay married Odessa Lee O'Grady in 1934, so there you go!

Ali was a great boxer and a huge showboat, very entertaining character.
Joker   
17 Apr 2020
News / Black Haitians considering themselves as Poles [31]

If Shaquille O'neal is Irish. I guess, anything goes.

Well, I just looked it up and there is such a thing as "Black Irish". Hmmmm learn sth new everyday on PF:)

ancientpages.com/2016/05/24/mystery-of-the-black-irish-people-who-were-they
Joker   
14 Apr 2020
News / How Poland bought German Airline Condor and might lose massive from it [34]

As for idiots.

Thats nothing but a libtard Dem talking point because they dont have a snowflakes chance in hell of beating him in NOV. You want to talk facts? Trump cancelled all flights from China that saved many lives. What did the crying libtards do?? They called it xenophobic as usual, until the fact came out, then went silent. The next day their puppets CNN continue to make up more fiction, just like you!

The Virus is 100% Chinas fault and leftards want to see more ppl die, so they can blame it on Trump.

And LOT no longer exists, its bankrupt.

I hope not. Ive had a good experience with LOT.
Joker   
14 Apr 2020
News / How Poland bought German Airline Condor and might lose massive from it [34]

Weimarer is right - Germany is growing ever stronger. Look how many mosques they already have...

Thats an insane number of mosques!

Is it fair too say the German culture is going to be a thing of the past in about 20 years?

Merkel has destroyed Germany and there are still idiots that support her...lol

Thank goodness that Poland didn't let this scourge into their country, there is still time for PolExit:)

LOT is the best way to travel to Poland from the USA.. Better food and better looking flight attendants:)
Joker   
10 Apr 2020
USA, Canada / Poles Living in the Chicago Area [343]

I care for every place wherever live our people

Yet, your people dont live here.

And Chicago is jewel of it.

How would you ever know, since you have never or never will set foot into my country?
Joker   
9 Apr 2020
Life / What is Poland going to be like in the 2050s? [72]

It's chinks stupidity that caused all this!

They should be held accountable. Their little twitter propaganda trolls that are blaming the US are totally backfiring as well!
Joker   
31 Mar 2020
UK, Ireland / Irish (live in London) moving to Poland [44]

need to make decision ASAP.

When Mrs.Atch said:

One thing I'll warn you about is the air quality in Kraków which is literally toxic, especially during the winter months.

You better believe it! You might want to visit before you settle on living in Krakow. The pollution would be a deal breaker for me. Its a nice place to take a vacation during the summer, but to live there.....Its the 2nd most polluted city in Europe. Perhaps, there is some nicer areas around Chernobyl this time of the year:)


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Joker   
27 Mar 2020
Travel / Pot in Poland for tourists [285]

that vitamin e acetate **** that's been ******* up people's lungs

The dispensary carts taste really nice, but doesnt last very long with the tiny tanks they have. Everything they sell has too be produced in Illinois. I would like to get some some carts from Colorado or LA. Until then, Im sticking with the flower from the black market..lol

I had some of those Dank carts and Supremes when they first came out. They are all over the place.
Joker   
27 Mar 2020
Travel / Pot in Poland for tourists [285]

They're a rip off. Only thing i'd buy from them is edibles and carts since

There is a dispensary in Jefferson Park that sold my buddy 3 carts ( only 0.5 gram per unit) and a special vape pen.......$240!! The carts are like $65 a piece and then the state excise fee and regular taxes.. The prices for flower are just as bad, if they have stock? Card holders get preferential treatment and they save the flower for them. Its oo much money over $400 and ounce you could pay $150-200 on the street, same quality...

Oh yeah, if you buy 2 carts you get the special pen for free....
Joker   
27 Mar 2020
USA, Canada / Are there any Polish people in Florida? [311]

Cape Coral has so many city ordinances to keep the rift raft out that you choke.

I was thinking the same thing. The arrested my friend because the grass that was growing underneath his boat, in his backyard, was growing too long!

I spent a night in jail for having an open can of beer on the beach. ( open container ordinance). I was only 10ft. off the hotel/bar property and they still arrested me.

Get ready for small government to run your life

Guess what Floridas 3 main sources of revenue are?
1. Agriculture
2. Tourism
3. Dept. of Corrections!

This Cops down there are the most brutal nit- picky Aholes,, its not worth living there anymore...

Good luck to anyone that is planning to move down there. I got out just in time:) Chicago is even better!

Korona? in Flagler county? (or were they Finns?)

Ive been to Daytona a couple of times but not so familiar with that area.. Nice beaches though!
Joker   
27 Mar 2020
Travel / Pot in Poland for tourists [285]

Are you sure? Jon gave me a very lucrative idea!! Check it out.........lol


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