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Posts by pawian  

Joined: 30 May 2008 / Male ♂
Last Post: 19 Mar 2025
Threads: Total: 226 / Live: 154 / Archived: 72
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From: Poe land
Speaks Polish?: Yes, but I prefer English
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pawian   
19 Jan 2025
Po polsku / Dyrdymałki o Niczem 2 [312]

To ty udajesz człowieka

Znajdź i pokaż nam choć jeden mój wpis gdzie udaję człowieka. Ha!!!
pawian   
19 Jan 2025
UK, Ireland / What do Polish people miss about Ireland when they come back to Poland? [26]

there has been no entry for 5 years.

This means that Poles/Polesses haven`t come back from Ireland yet.
Good they feel so good there. Ireland is still a good country to live, not like Britain after Brexit.
And they elect decent governments which reject Nazi Izrael and their genocide in Palestine. I am envious about it and wish we were as decent as them.
pawian   
19 Jan 2025
Life / What do Polish people talk about? [56]

boasting

Yes, jon, if you mention it, let me remind you that Polish sausage is much better than your pseudo sausage product.
Besides, it was Polish pilots who saved your asses in 1940!!! hahaha buhahaha
pawian   
19 Jan 2025
Travel / Poland in photo riddles - part 3 [818]

but no idea what for.

Yes, those riddles can be so crazy sometimes. Sorry.
PS. I admire you for still striving and not giving up. You are so Polish. I wish most of my compatriots were like that. :):)

PS. Check another thread where I am going to post all pics for this riddle.
pawian   
19 Jan 2025
UK, Ireland / What English food would you serve a Pole? [172]

That's a Scottish breakfast

Scots allowed the English to dominate them so it is also English one. Ignore those minor regional differences. :):):)
pawian   
19 Jan 2025
Food / What do non-Poles think about eating the following Polish foods? [1450]

Different filling? Different type of cabbage used?

No, filling is standard - rice mixed with minced meat and spices
As for cabbage, yes, it is different type indeed. Namely ZERO cabbage. hahahaha buhahaha

I unwrapped those parcels off cabbage covering coz I have hated it all my life and only ate the filling. :):):) Look closer at that photo. :):

I love pierogi with meat.

Did you have it heavily sprinkled with skwarki aka fried lard chunks, and dipped in thick lard fat???


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pawian   
19 Jan 2025
UK, Ireland / What English food would you serve a Pole? [172]

Just vile and a heart attack on a plate. Needs a defibrillator to hand.

:):):)
No, English breakfast is still my fave nutrition style. At least in my imagination and dreams.
Coz I haven`t had a real one for decades since I watched that drastic breakfast scene in the cult Trainspotting film:


pawian   
19 Jan 2025
Travel / Hiking around Zakopane/ Tatra mountains [33]

if you have ever climbed Rysy, and if so, did you find it particularly hard?

No, never coz it requires pro equipment and training which I had lacked due various reasons :):)

The highest I got was Kasprowy Wierch (using the cable car to get on top hahahaha) . There I ran into Halny gale which I described in post 19.
pawian   
18 Jan 2025
Po polsku / Dyrdymałki o Niczem 2 [312]

A co jest złego

Nic, pod warunkiem że nie udaje bążura. :):):)
pawian   
18 Jan 2025
Po polsku / Dyrdymałki o Niczem 2 [312]

fajne słowo.

Iron udaje Bążura ale tak naprawdę to cieć z Wołomina.
pawian   
18 Jan 2025
Food / Which foods are generally disliked/unpopular in Poland? Which non-Polish foods are slowly gaining popularity? [180]

German raw sausage called Metka in Polish is quite unpopular here. The last time I tried it was a few decaes ago, in communist times. Later I have never seen it.
While Germans are obsessed about it.
For the brave who want to try something new, there is a possibility of preparing metka in the comfort of your own home. The process requires the use of fatty pork, such as bacon or jowl, which is then seasoned with salt, sugar, marjoram, pepper, garlic and onion.

After seasoning and mixing, the meat is minced and stuffed into pig intestines. The refrigerated metka can be served in a variety of ways, from sandwiches to salads to a standalone snack.



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pawian   
18 Jan 2025
Travel / Transport adventures in Poland [105]

he doesn't have a heart

We would be really grateful if you offered him your own heart. As a transplant organ, I mean.
pawian   
18 Jan 2025
Life / What do Polish people talk about? [56]

complain about the quality of the coffee

If you drink shyt coffee in your workplace, it is your own choice. Probably to have a topic for interesting conversations. Like: What awful coffee we drink!! which reminds me British small talk about the weather. :):):)

Didn't you eavesdrop by accident?

No, I don`t look at their screens to know what they are talking about with mates.

Indeed, you

Ooo, ta prowokacja z pewnością nie pozostanie bez stanowczej reakcji!!! Ha!!!
pawian   
18 Jan 2025
Off-Topic / God and Religion Talk [298]

17 You shall not call decent apes azholes. Simple. Ha!!!! :):):)

PS. Joker, don`t forget to whine about my burning oil in the forum so late. :):)::):) I am taking a day off work tomorrow aka today! Ha!
pawian   
18 Jan 2025
Off-Topic / God and Religion Talk [298]

Ten Commandments were written by a

Bs. There were 15 Commandments. You know shyt. Ah!!!! aka Ha!!! hahahaha
pawian   
18 Jan 2025
Life / Racism in Poland - the future [558]

It was really unkind.

Unkind of me, of course. I take full responsibility for my input here. Gumi, I am sorry again.
pawian   
18 Jan 2025
Life / Custom plates in Poland [103]

Pawian: you Polish/
Jon: Why would I want that?

Exactly! That is why you are our non Polish darling. :):):)