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Posts by Joker  

Joined: 17 Dec 2008 / Male ♂
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Joker   
27 May 2022
Off-Topic / Random Sports News [855]

I don't play anything publicly that requires eye-hand-leg coordination

Well, you shoot from the hip just fine. You might just like smacking a few golf balls around, its fun!
Joker   
27 May 2022
Off-Topic / Random Sports News [855]

Golf is the last thing men play before they die

Actually, its a lot of fun. Thats if, you have a cart and even better when on the corporate dime. The usually have cute girls driving around in carts to sell you booze and you have a good time.. Dont believe what the show you on t.v. and those whispering weirdo`s on the mic.... lol

I havent played in almost 10 years. When most guys start, I quit? Haha

Im at that age now, I think:)
Joker   
24 May 2022
Off-Topic / Random Sports News [855]

Try to catch a live Chicago fire game

Actually the popularity of Soccer has grown after the woke policies and knee taking by the NFL a few years ago. It has noticeably stopped after it hurt their bottom line. There are still many ppl that refuse to watch. Ive just grown bored with professional sports and their attitudes. But if the Chicago Bears have a winning season, Ill become a fan again!

I used to go to Baseball games all the time and realized I was just going for the party and hot chicks. If you ever decide to go to a game make sure its a Cubs game at Chicagos largest bar:)

The law cracked down on it in the U.K.

When I was in Amsterdam in the 90s there was a hooligan riot and they made me stay in my hotel. They said it was the Brits that came to town:)
Joker   
24 May 2022
Off-Topic / Best posters [886]

You never know these days. Libs claim men can get pregnant and have abortions.

They even made an emoji as their scientific proof! LOL

I wonder what the Vegas odds are on the Dems losing both chambers in November.......


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Joker   
24 May 2022
Off-Topic / Random Sports News [855]

It's a tough manly sport.

Ya, I know, its a lot of cardio and always gets the blood pumping on PF too! I actually like to play Golf, not watch. Ive tried Soccer games and have been to Polish bars watching with my friends, but just cant get into it at all.

Have you even seen those Hooligan videos? The Brits dont like to talk them much at all, must be quite embarrassing for them.

can't imagine what its like at the professional level.

Its like being hit by a Mack truck..lol Even with helmets they still get concussions. Not to mention the size of some of these guys, yikes!
Joker   
24 May 2022
Off-Topic / Random Sports News [855]

Jon is just winding you up

Yes, I know. We been down this road years ago in the Yanks vs Brit thread. He failed miserably back then as well:)

American Football is a man's game similar to Rugby, but your players need to wear armour to play it whilst ours dont.

Bla bla bla with the Rugby crap already. Its always the Brit "go too" reference to measure how tough they are. Its a rather silly slow game, just like cricket and soccer.

The summary is that most Brits regard American team sports as wimpy or effminate.

Looking right back at you as we think brits are wimps. We been kicking your ass since 1776 just saying:)

Hey, how many Brits play Ice Hockey? Now, there's a sport that is tough to play!
Joker   
23 May 2022
Off-Topic / Random Sports News [855]

You're out of date.

And youre still afflicted with TDS as your always revert back to Trump when youre losing an argument...lol

Trump lives you your head rent free!

A good day for football and time for a summer rest.

You obviously need one..Hahaha
Joker   
22 May 2022
Off-Topic / Random Sports News [855]

Whats that silly British game where they dress up in white sweaters and stand around waiting most of the time? Oh yeah, Cricket! Its even more boring than Golf.

Bunch of fancy boys, looks pretty gay to me! Works for you though..lol


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Joker   
19 May 2022
Off-Topic / Stock Market and Trading Talk [1011]

Perhaps Johnny is a sort of anti-octopus.

Johnny Stockto! The stock picking octopus that strikes out every time..

He claims to be retired, but has to spend all his time buying and selling stocks just to survive.
Joker   
19 May 2022
Off-Topic / Stock Market and Trading Talk [1011]

Mystic Jimmy strikes yet again!

His silence speaks volumes doesnt it?

The man is a genius at picking losers

But he wins big at the Dog Track! He should be a handicapper next! LOL
Joker   
12 May 2022
Off-Topic / Let's talk about shoes [334]

Hey Gringos, How about some Mexican border crosser carpet shoes?

Nobody can si you track trru de deserrt.......

A must for all you fentanyl mules!


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Joker   
9 May 2022
Life / What do Poles really think about cats? [470]

and I hate cats.

Cats are only loyal to whoever is feeding them.

Dogs are " mans best friend"

Nothing worse than the smell of cat pi$$! I can tell in 2 seconds when I walk into a home if they own a cat. You cant get rid of that stench either, except total remodel.
Joker   
8 May 2022
Off-Topic / Let's talk about shoes [334]

I think high heels are the most dangerous.

Speaking from experience?

Hey, Fairies wear Boots! HooT!

Black Sabbath - "Fairies Wear Boots" - Live in Paris 1970

youtu.be/OJBQwOIMzDQ
Joker   
6 May 2022
Life / Stop buying contraband in Poland! Really? [25]

U.K. does get it and it just seems a massive waste of money.

I knew this guy back in the 90s who did a lot of coke and then he inherited a large sum of money and then started smoking crack. 2 months later he died from a massive heart attack at 33 years of age.

like old-fashioned ecstasy but of course there could be anything in them.

The Mexican cartels are producing counterfeit pills of every type laced with fentanyl and other chemicals.
Joker   
6 May 2022
Life / Stop buying contraband in Poland! Really? [25]

500kg of cocaine has just been found disguised as coffee

It could be laced with fentanyl these days. Its like playing RuSSian roulette with that garbage.

hub for production

Where do they grow Coca plants in Europe?

Poland is smart enough to keep their noses clean.

And pills are being counterfeited and laced with fentanyl as well. If it doesnt come from a doctor dont take it!
Joker   
3 May 2022
Off-Topic / Stock Market and Trading Talk [1011]

Warren and I are gamblers.

You are a legend in you own mind.lol

t, it is always long term.

Same here. Dont panic, it will come back up. Its a good time to keep your eyes open.
Joker   
2 May 2022
Off-Topic / Best ways to survive a nuclear blast and later radioactive fallout [24]

to play Rambo.

You are the only draft dodger playing Rambo around here!

The Fed X truck pulls up and struggles to bring a crate of ammo to my front door.

Sure, Jimmy Sure! As he claims to be knee deep in Brass! More like knee deep in BullShit! LOLOL
Joker   
2 May 2022
Love / How are lesbians seen in Poland (more info inside)? [30]

because they're ugly and women didn't want them? lol

Mental problems seem to be the issue.

Why do so many straight women ( fag hags) want to hang around homos but aren't gay?

Does it make them feel safe to be around a man that wont try anything?
Joker   
2 May 2022
Love / How are lesbians seen in Poland (more info inside)? [30]

I posted on Facebook about being a lesbian and bi.

Its mostly a fad and they grow out of it. However, the Democrats are willing to let little kids have sex changes. Make sure you vote this November.
Joker   
2 May 2022
Off-Topic / Best ways to survive a nuclear blast and later radioactive fallout [24]

Nobody would waste a nuke on Northern Michigan.

The westerlies will blow it just the waves of Lake Michigan toward your shack.

What we build here is defensive bunkers

Sure, Jimmy, Sure. We believe you! Is it knee deep in brass casings too? LOL
Joker   
2 May 2022
Love / How are lesbians seen in Poland (more info inside)? [30]

She's a lesbian:

There is always going to be a few exceptions but the vast majority of them are the diesel dyke mechanic type ...Haha

She looks Polish:)

That's why sickos invented 70 additional "genders" - whatever that sh*it is.

And they want to teach it to kindergartner's...Im glad Desantis bannned this crap in Florida and wish they would do it here. Come November the tables will turn:)

They need to ban these weirdos from the military as well.
Joker   
1 May 2022
Love / How are lesbians seen in Poland (more info inside)? [30]

- only ugly women no man wants. Tell me honestly,

Spot on! No man wants them so they try and become one.. The submissive 1/2 looks butchy as well. Or do they both think theyre men?

The only hot lesbians are in P0rnos ( paid) in reality they look like this!


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Joker   
1 May 2022
Off-Topic / Stock Market and Trading Talk [1011]

This is not a.time ro.gamble on the stock exchange.

Its always a gamble but Jimmy is always on top and never loses. Nice and quite around here today. I think Moneybags must be out spending his fortune.....

How hot is that tip? Very hot, hot, or just lukewarm?

Smoking Hot..... The Chinese market is and Yuan tanking as well. bardzo dobrze!

I like when Trump was putting tariffs on them, too bad we didnt decouple with those sneaky pos`
Joker   
30 Apr 2022
Off-Topic / Stock Market and Trading Talk [1011]

Hey, Joker, do you have any hot tips?

Time to get out....

How about META, its tumbling like the rest of the market.. Good, I hate FB! Hahaha

Buy AMZN at $49. Stop loss at $5. Sell at $51 or higher.

All that crap made in China is catching up... Do like Johnny, Buy high, sell low.

You mean just like Chitcago where you live.

You mean the place where Ive been waiting almost a year for you to come and "wipe the streets up with me"...


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Joker   
29 Apr 2022
Off-Topic / Stock Market and Trading Talk [1011]

I will come back to my summer home in Michigan

Now you are thinking like the way I do:)

If I were retired. I would live 1/2 the year in Ft.Myers/Naples area and come back around mid May. If I came back at all. I want to travel a lot as well.

You are so jealous living in the arm pit of America.

It has nothing to do with jealousy. Its where the money is:)

If you really think I live in the Chicago ghetto so be it.... Gooodwoogabooga
Joker   
29 Apr 2022
Off-Topic / Stock Market and Trading Talk [1011]

Jealous of Florida?? hahaha
I already lived there for 7 years and couldnt wait to leave that state. You'll see. Just wait until you spend a few summers living at the Redneck Riviera. Lol its totally infested with New York Democrats as well. The most obnoxious ppl on the planet🤣

Just face it Jimmy nothing you say can make me jealous, even your imaginary Jamaican cattle ranch.
Joker   
29 Apr 2022
Off-Topic / Stock Market and Trading Talk [1011]

Another one of his meltdowns trying to convince everyone of his lies, its the same diatribe as his fakecations! No Proof ever!!

And he fails miserably day after day!

Does Warren Buffet live in a tarpaper shack with no mains drainage?

At least Jimmy has a golf course he can sneak into just like the ski slope he claims he doesnt pay for either. I guess, Mr.Trader cant afford it. lol