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Speaks Polish?: Yes, but I prefer English
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pawian   
29 Oct 2023
Language / Game - guess Polish idioms/sayings in direct English translation [1756]

I have commented on Joker`s bragging about his attendance of Polish weddings:

You came to a wedding as przychodniok - observing it from behind the fence.

It is an old local word which isn`t very widespread. I heard in the first and last time at the countryside wedding in 1985.
pawian   
29 Oct 2023
Life / The Polish Wedding - What is it Like in Poland? [338]

a successful Polish American.

:):):) Successful American Pole who works all his life to buy a car or two and a house? I have the same things in Poland, I don`t need America for that.

While in Poland I have other things which you can only dream of. I can lead a rich cultural life while you live in the cultural desert coz you save every cent and can`t afford quality entertainment. . I have a long holiday off work instantly while you get a week holiday after 20 years of slaving. I don`t have to pay for my kids` higher education while you take overtime and slave till midnight to be eligible for a mere loan. etc etc

Thank you very much for such a success. I realised it when I was in the USA and in result returned to Poland to have a normal life.

The wedding was during quarantine in Poland

Yes, but that imbecile Joker didn`t notice it coz he hadn`t finished a good school in the USA and can`t read date numbers stamped in the photos. hahahaha

A lot of people were afraid to take part in such events. For the first hour everybody was wearing a mask at the wedding., Later we took them off.
pawian   
28 Oct 2023
Life / The Polish Wedding - What is it Like in Poland? [338]

Wheres all the people?

Darling, why don`t you use your brain more often??? Check the date and tell us why it is important and how it affected the turnout at the wedding. :):):)

have much more money

Actually, I don`t care about their money coz I have enough of mine to satisfy my family needs. Ha!

Your problem is that youre

Impossible. I don`t envy intellectual losers who refuse to use their brains and who live in the cultural desert. hahahaha

The Polish weddings that Ive attended

In your wild dreams, darling. Nobody invites losers like you. You came to a wedding as przychodniok - observing it from behind the fence. hahahaha
pawian   
28 Oct 2023
History / Heritage of partitions still present in Poland [107]

Poznanians - hats off to you! You are the salt of this country.

Tri City with Gdańsk isn `t worse or is even the same as Poznań - very intense orange.
Kania, thanks for your voting.
pawian   
28 Oct 2023
History / Heritage of partitions still present in Poland [107]

Nothing has changed in voters` preferences: Russian and Austrian partition zones mostly support autocratic PiS except big cities while the German partition zone supports the pro democratic opposition. Amasing!!! The city of Poznań is the most pro democratic city in Poland - fully orange.

Poznanians - hats off to you! You are the salt of this country. The foundation stone for the recovery of Poland after PiS gangsters` rule.


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pawian   
28 Oct 2023
Life / The Polish Wedding - What is it Like in Poland? [338]

A wonderful Polish tradition at the wedding: the newly weds thank their parents for everything: birth, upbringing, support, finance of studies, covering the cost of the wedding party hahahaha etc.

Before and after, there is continuous music and dancing in the main hall.


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pawian   
28 Oct 2023
Po polsku / Papież a sprawa polska [195]

:):):)
Obawiam się że nawet wino by im nie pomogło.
pawian   
28 Oct 2023
Food / Fermentation rulez! Poles love fermented foods [21]

Sorry, fermentation is not pickling.

Can you see that brown substance at the bottom of those jars??? It is dill. White spot in the first jar is garlic.

This means I was planning fermentation, not pickling.
pawian   
28 Oct 2023
Po polsku / Papież a sprawa polska [195]

To gorole a nie hanysy rządzą w Sosnowcu??? Nie wiedziałem. Horrendalne.
Portugalczycy z ekipy piłkarskiej byli ostatnio w Sosnowcu i stwierdzili że to bardzo depresyjne miasto.
pawian   
28 Oct 2023
Love / Do Polish guys like girls who are shy, modest and sensitive [41]

He was, he is

Mongrel , the British English language uses Present Perfect tense for it - namely, he has been. hahaha Even that azhole Joker resorts to it when he wants to impress me.

And you wonder why you are considered a mongrel here?? You know neither English nor Polish. You are somehow located in the Netherlands - your English as well as Polish are like Dutch to us. hahahaha

were you traumatized by eight years of PiS rule?

Yes, but I miraculously recovered after the elections. hahahaha
pawian   
28 Oct 2023
Po polsku / Papież a sprawa polska [195]

Biskup sosnowiecki zrezygnował

Ja też bym zrezygnował. Sosnowiec to tragiczne miasto. Byłem tam raz jak kupowałem samochód i do dzisiaj mam koszmary.
pawian   
28 Oct 2023
Life / The Polish Wedding - What is it Like in Poland? [338]

I guess, no place to sit down

Actually, a lot of place to sit down both inside and outside. :):):)

I love those countryside wedding parties!


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pawian   
28 Oct 2023
News / Polish Parliamentary Elections 2023 [933]

The great thing however is that TVP restricted itself mostly to Television

:):):) It is like saying that a hedgehog restricted itself mostly to fekking another hedgehog. Instead of fekking an elephant, for example hahahaha
pawian   
28 Oct 2023
News / Polish Parliamentary Elections 2023 [933]

I have seen what he was doing 8 years ago. I don't want to see any more of this.

While decent intelligent people have been observing in shock and bewilderment what PiS have been doing for the last 8 years.
And we don`t want to see any more of this.

Democracy ruled, Korvin. Take it or leave it. Simple.

TVP

Ami, you don`t live in Poland so you don`t realise the scale of PiS supporting propaganda in ALL state media they seized 8 years ago. It is really sickening.

However, partly thanks to it, they lost the elections. Every cloud has its silver lining. HA!!!!
pawian   
28 Oct 2023
Study / School meals in Poland [145]

Four days out of the five have red meat as the main course. Not good.

This is Poland and its time honoured traditions. If in the past Poles had eaten like Italians, they wouldn`t have survived harsh winters in Eastern Europe.
pawian   
28 Oct 2023
Life / The climate for gardening in Poland [340]

to avoid the spreading of that fruit plant.

I didn`t do it a few years ago and now the fruit plant grows with potatoes. It irritates me coz I like order in the fields.

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It is the end of July and fava beans still in the fields??? What`s the matter???

It is a riddle, if you didn`t know. :):):)

Hint: it wasn`t caused by my forgetfulness. Intentional. Why???


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pawian   
28 Oct 2023
Food / What do non-Poles think about eating the following Polish foods? [1450]

But he is Polish by choice.

Exactly, pro choice Polish.

Hey, people, watch this wonderful foam again!!! This time accompanying my another comfort dish - fried potatoes with sausage, mushrooms, onion, chive and scrambled eggs.

Yes, I know it resembles an omelette, when you look at the second pic, the stuff can be lifted with a wooden spoon. But it is a wrong impression - it is scrambled eggs!!!!


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pawian   
28 Oct 2023
Love / Do Polish guys like girls who are shy, modest and sensitive [41]

who thinks he know's it all,

But I do. I can`t help it. It is my job, mongrel. :):):)

have the lowest grades

Actually, it is the opposite. In classes where teaching was a pleasure, I grade the school leaving students one level higher than their average. So, a student with the average 4 gets 5. Why? Because I can. hahahahaha
pawian   
27 Oct 2023
News / Abortion still under control in Poland [2986]

women should have the right to make decisions in the first 3 months of pregnancy.

And that`s what the society decided on in the last elections.