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Speaks Polish?: Yes, but I prefer English
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pawian   
9 Jan 2024
History / Pol-Shorpy Photo Thread [950]

I was once a man trapped in a woman's body

But you have never truly overcome that trauma. Ha!
pawian   
9 Jan 2024
History / Pol-Shorpy Photo Thread [950]

jokes about women

Mostly created by frustrated incels from their solitary basements. Or by frustrated macho chauvinists equally troubled with complexes like incels.
pawian   
9 Jan 2024
History / Pol-Shorpy Photo Thread [950]

Where are the women?

Everywhere, darling! You don`t see them coz as a misogynist you vowed to ignore them at all cost. HA!!!


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pawian   
9 Jan 2024
Law / Not having a car insurance for a little while in Poland [13]

My question is, if I don't have the money yet to pay and decide to pay later.

You can delay but you mustn`t drive the car. If the police catch you, you will get a huge fine. If they see you are a foreigner without a permanent address, they can even arrest you and keep in cell until you pay everything. That`s what they do with foreign drivers stopped for road misconduct and fined.
pawian   
8 Jan 2024
History / Pol-Shorpy Photo Thread [950]

Two Polish winters of the century:
First photo from 1929 - a WW1 tank used as a snow plough.
Second - 1979 - communist Poland - cleared railway track.


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pawian   
8 Jan 2024
Po polsku / Polska miedzy Niemcami i Rosja. Zalety i wady. [512]

za podatek od plastiku

Zużywasz plastik który zaśmieca planetę. Po to jest podatek żebyś mniej śmiecił. Zamiast plastikowej butelki z 0,25, kupuj od razu baniak 5 litrów.

jego byznesy już nie będą kupować mebli w Ikei.

IKEA upadnie. Czarnkowo to widzę.
pawian   
8 Jan 2024
History / Can a nation totally change its characteristics and national character throughout history? [79]

Besides, which country exactly were those "soldiers" "colonising"? When was there ever anything resembling an independent Ukrainian state for any significant period of time?

I see you are catching uglily at a razor now. It doesn`t matter there wasn`t an independent Ukraine state. There wasn`t coz Poles had suppressed it in 1920s and earlier, in the 17th century. But there were still millions of Ukrainians living in the area who felt that Poles were robbing them of their stateless but still national heritage.
pawian   
8 Jan 2024
History / Can a nation totally change its characteristics and national character throughout history? [79]

mostly peasants, common villagers, women, children, the elderly.

Wrong!!!! Read who colonised Ukrainian lands in the interwar period. Then come back and change your statement.

PS. We don`t have time to waste., I will tell you - most Polish colonisers before the WW2 were former soldiers who were granted plots of arable land in Ukraine as a reward for their patriotic service.

Now, what do you think, without googling, what was local Ukrainians` attitude to that type of colonisation??? :):):):)

generals/soldiers who occupied their lands.

Yes!!! Exactly.

there are no monuments of Himmler

While in Poland we have monuments to cursed soldiers who murdered Jews and other innocent people. And???
pawian   
8 Jan 2024
History / Can a nation totally change its characteristics and national character throughout history? [79]

I am somewhat prejudiced against Ukrainians.

Yes, we know. Don`t worry, I am still here to swing the pendulum back. :):):)

UPA murdered Poles who were colonisers and occupiers of Ukrainian lands.
Similarly, Poles murdered Russians who occupied Poland in the past. And today we erect monuments to cherish the memory of our heroes.
Ukrainians do the same.

Live with it.
pawian   
8 Jan 2024
History / Can a nation totally change its characteristics and national character throughout history? [79]

That's one reason they fought to the death in Mariupol.

I was right mentioning stupidities. Stupid Torq created another thread about Ukraine although there are already plenty of them. The only difference is that this one is camouflaged under a sophisticated name.

a small wooden shack.

Firstly, not so small.

Secondly, not a shack but a barn.

Stop twisting. If you don`t like what I wrote about Polish antisemitic murderers, go and complain to Torq. I only followed his way of thinking.
pawian   
8 Jan 2024
History / Can a nation totally change its characteristics and national character throughout history? [79]

Current Ukrainian soldiers are direct descendants of OUN/UPA "heroes".

Similarly, all Poles are direct descendants of antisemite murderers who burnt Jews alive in barns during WW2 with Nazi German happy approval . And did other nasty things to them.

And we can say such stupidites about any nation.

Which option, dear PF members, do you think is more likely to be true:

I choose option X which means you didn`t think the topic over, it is obvious.
pawian   
7 Jan 2024
History / Pol-Shorpy Photo Thread [950]

what are Polish attitudes towards mentally ill people being outside unaccompanied?

If they are not dangerous or disruptive, then everything is OK. In a nearby town where we go for shopping or other things, we often see a man who roams the streets energetically and greets everybody saying Hello, Doc! How are you doing? etc. He is harmless and nobody cares.
pawian   
7 Jan 2024
History / Pol-Shorpy Photo Thread [950]

1970s, The Jewish New Square in Kazimierz district in Krakow. The old lady used to haunt the new comers with her look but was harmless.


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pawian   
7 Jan 2024
Study / Various education and school issues in Poland. Opinions, stories, controversies. [1006]

Students are not allowed to taking it in hand.

:):):)
This is Poland. Like Fantasy Island. Don`t forget it!
PS. Check the second photo. There were 3 guards present - you can see one on the left. I wasn`t allowed to take full photos of them for security reasons.

it is worth approximately PLN 2.8 million.

Was. The trip took place about 8 years ago. I didn`t engage the date stamp in photos, my bad.
pawian   
7 Jan 2024
History / Pol-Shorpy Photo Thread [950]

May 1981, The Polish Pope had been seriously injured in an assassination attempt. People of Krakow came to the Market Square for the so called White March, to pray for the Pope. Indeed, most were wearing white.


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pawian   
7 Jan 2024
Study / Various education and school issues in Poland. Opinions, stories, controversies. [1006]

Otherwise it would have disappeared a long time ago.

How??? They normally keep it in a safe and only take out for special quests like our school trip. One of our female teacher`s husband works in the National Bank and he arranged that trip for us.

It reminds me of a school trip I went on as a high school student. The father of one of our classmates was an officer in the Air Force and he arranged a flight on a military cargo plane over the city for our whole class.
pawian   
7 Jan 2024
Study / Various education and school issues in Poland. Opinions, stories, controversies. [1006]

have blueberries on one half?

Because while I was delivering it, I devoured the rest which you can`t see. I can`t resist when i see fruit on cakes.

Polish students love going on trips to break away from oppressive school. They go to museums, galleries, other cities, Erasmus camps, mountains, seaside, etc etc One one and more days trips.

Here is a very unusual one - it happened only once in our school. A visit to the National Bank combined with handling gold bars. Amasing!!!


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pawian   
7 Jan 2024
Life / Mishmash facts about Poland and Poles [187]

Polish passport is very strong - the 4th in the world ranking. Allows to enter 176 countries without a visa. It is better than American and British passports.

Amasing!
wydarzenia.interia.pl/ciekawostki/news-sila-polskiego-paszportu-moze-zaskoczyc-mocniejszy-od-ameryk,nId,7254658
pawian   
7 Jan 2024
History / Neon style in Cold War Poland [23]

Kolei Zdradzieckich.

This one is an invented language pun.
But there were and still are neon signs which display an amusingly altered slogan due to malfunction.

Eg Cautious person always insured turned into Cautious person always roasted.

or Good evening in Wrocław turned into Good evening to Wrocław


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pawian   
7 Jan 2024
Language / Differences in Polish and English idioms [69]

In Jamaica we say:

Novi said they have a high intentional homicide rate in Jamaica. Be careful.
PS. Unless you are one of those thugs who do it.