Every time this pathetic troll tries to give some patetic detail of his pathetic relations with Poland, he is proved liar.
OK. Time to fess up.
One morning, after taking a badly overdue leak, I fired my computer and, bored out of my mind, I decided to create my new alternate reality. My being an American finally got to me. Like how much of that anyone can take without going nuts.
Just like some guys with all the plumbing, prostate and all decide to be a chicks, I resolved to be a European. Being black or Asian was not an option for obvious reasons.
Not being sure from what country, I took a dart from my desk and, with both of my eyes fully closed, I just threw it at the world map in my rec room. And, wouldn't you know, it landed smack on - you guessed it right - Warsaw, Poland. Wow, holy s***, now I was Polish. Then I realized that I need some supporting docs in case I get challenged by some annoying clowns on PL.com.
Consistent with that, I created a fake diploma from the Politechnika, a birth certificate (USC would be envious how it came out) and, finally a counterfeit US passport showing clearly that I was born in Warsaw, Poland, instead of Indiana. The fact that this act carries some major penalties - you see, the feds here take very dim view of such activities - was not a factor in my decision because the fun I would have yanking some distrusting moron's chain would be worth the risk of serving years in a federal pen. Not to mention the fines.
To further support your so totally justified suspicions, I would like to offer to you this link:
amazon.com/Dumb-Things-Women-Get-Hurt-ebook/dp/B01N1MTJIG/ref=sr_1_3?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1516978366&sr=1-3&keywords=dumb+things+women
This version, published in November of 2016, is not the first so I lost a lot of reviews - some good, some bad. What is true - you can really trust me on this - not a single review claimed that my English was even marginally bad. Not even one. They hated me for many other reasons, but not that one.
The reason I mentioned my literary achievement here is that a guy who claims be born and raised in Poland until the fully formed age of 24, without any English classes, could not have possibly write anything like that. No way. Which finally proves beyond the shadow of a doubt that I am nothing but a big fat liar and a fake. Well, actually I am not fat but that's what we often put between "big" and "liar".
BTW, if you would like a copy for free, I will be thrilled to send you a docx file if you pm me your email address. Short of that, just click
Look Inside over the book top edge to read the Introduction and the first few pages.
My sincere apologies for being so terribly deceitful.