Why do Platformers deride and scoff?
"We want to get back to the trough!
Privatisation our pockets lined,
We lived it up, we wined and dined.
That's why we now march, shout and chant
Hoping Tusk will hear our rant,
And by plane or train return,
So again the nation we can spurn.
Schetyna is a poor man's choice,
We need a leader with clout and voice
To teach us, counsel and advise
And lead to scamsters' paradise!"