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MORE ANTI-POLISH SENTIMENT IN GERMANY


PennBoy 76 | 2,437
30 Mar 2011 #121
" Well Paddy,there wasnt a name tag so I had to make sure it was none of the girls in my Parish...."....

HAHA good one. Not sure if this is a Polish joke but i heard it in Polish...
God let's a drunk, a smoker and a gay man out of hell with one condition they can't commit their sins ever again( drink, smoke, have homosexual sex) the three of them are walking down the street the drunk notices a bar a say "hey guys I'll just go in for a quick shot no one with know" his friends beg him to reconsider he goes anyways takes a shot, and dies.

The smoker says to the gay man "what an idiot we told him not to do it" so the smoker and gay man walk on after some time the smoker notices a cigarette butt laying on the ground the gay man turns to him and says "don't bend over or we'll both die"
PlasticPole 7 | 2,649
30 Mar 2011 #122
Hear hear, BB! People shouldn't take themselves so seriously. Hell, nobody complains when Allo' Allo' is shown on TV, which takes the p1ss out of the Brits, the French, the Italians and especially the Germans. It was even a hit on German TV.

Yes, and Americans never complain when people are anti American, do they? So why should the Poles have a sense of humor about this when you and other Americans hate it when people are anti American. Hypocrite!
Bratwurst Boy 6 | 10,363
30 Mar 2011 #123
Our German teacher in high school showed us this:

That's a good one! :):):)
Stu 12 | 522
30 Mar 2011 #124
you and other Americans

Me and other Americans?
A J 4 | 1,088
30 Mar 2011 #125
By that,do you mean making us watch that?

That too! (Okay, I admit this was one of the most boring parts, but you wouldn't understand our language anyway!)
...

''Yes, we were watching a fragment of uh.. Adolf.. One of the.. last.. great.. monster.. productions about this.. well-known German politician.''

''Maybe this is a bit of a silly question, but how come they cast you for this role?''

xD
hague1cmaeron 14 | 1,377
30 Mar 2011 #126
uncertain Slavic peasant origin and not Polish at all? Seems to be so.

It's possible, anything east of lwow or even the surrounding regions, and things get decidedly blurry, unless of course your relatives happened to be living in a manor house.

These people mock you without reason and the only reaction is to be polite? This is absurd!! I seriously think krauts need a serious a,ss kicking on Polish comedy sketch shows..

Come on get over yourself, you seem to assume that every German believes in a particular stereotype, millions of Germans visit Poland every year, they know what the real Poland is like. Do you honestly believe that when they go back to Germany they hold on to stereotypes and propagate them amongst their own countrymen, that is just silly thinking.

It's okay BB, we don't mean *anything* with it!

the second clip was funny, in a real crude way(:
isthatu2 4 | 2,704
30 Mar 2011 #127
"don't bend over or we'll both die"

budum chh , lols.

That too! (Okay, I admit this was one of the most boring parts, but you wouldn't understand our language anyway!)

sprake kien nederlansche ...just cant spell it mate austoobleeft an all that jazz :)
It was funny,if it had been a minute long,10 mins was stretching it a wee bit too far though ;)
OP rychlik 41 | 373
31 Mar 2011 #128
german świnia soccer coach eats his snot.... true german diet
delphiandomine 85 | 18,254
31 Mar 2011 #129
Yet again with the racism.

You really are one dumb Polack, aren't you?
Crow 139 | 8,169
31 Mar 2011 #130
german świnia soccer coach eats his snot.... true german diet

German culture is insult for logic and reason. Shame
MediaWatch 10 | 945
31 Mar 2011 #131
You really are one dumb Polack, aren't you?

He was making a joke.

Can't you take a joke?
George8600 10 | 637
31 Mar 2011 #132
I love how that guy gets all anxious and nervous when eating his snot....
Bratwurst Boy 6 | 10,363
31 Mar 2011 #133
You really are one dumb Polack, aren't you?

Heh:)

And then Rychlik wonders why polish jokes are so popular!
It's his kind people think of....so I think there won't be any change in the world wide polish image anytime soon! Tantrums or not! :):):)

Nice Pole Marek Fis :)
..

ein Schläger, eine prnostar und ein Analphabet.

I don't understand you, why are you denigrating them?
convex 20 | 3,978
31 Mar 2011 #134
from the clip you posted...
nott 3 | 594
31 Mar 2011 #135
so I think there won't be any change in the world wide polish image anytime soon!

Might change in Germany, though, after Poles there will get the opportunity to work legally. Like, in the UK were some attempts on denigrating Poles, and most of ordinary people reacted with outrage. For now, Germans in Germany know Poles as car-thieves and cheap farm labour, half-criminals as well.
OP rychlik 41 | 373
31 Mar 2011 #136
For now, Germans in Germany know Poles as car-thieves and cheap farm labour, half-criminals as well.

The biggest criminals in Europe are germans. Remember what happened last time they were in Poland?
For now we view them as stiff, incestuous, sister shagging Nazis, who killed all their funny people. It's true :) Also their women look surprisingly manly. Must be all the steroids in their bratwirst.
MediaWatch 10 | 945
31 Mar 2011 #137
The only people who find subhuman intelligence jokes about Polish people popular are insecure low-lifes & Nazis who need to see other people denigraded so that they can feel better about their own ancestry.

The only two countries in the world where subhuman intelligene jokes about Poles were "popular" were Nazi Germany and 1970's America when Hollywood Pro-Soviet anti-Polish Hollywood pushed the subhuman intelligence jokes about the Polish.

As for your other comments, you are such a hypcocrite.

This is really rich.

Rychlik makes a German joke about "a German guy eating his snot" and "snot being part of the German diet" and then he gets attacked for that by delphiadomine the Russian who accuses Rychlik of racism.

But Delphiadomine has attacked Polish people many times with anti-Polish slurs and even said Polish people are subhuman, but that's not racism. LOL

Now here it is you agree with Delhiadomine's attack on Rychlik that Rychlik's German joke is racism, because you are angry at Rychlik's German joke and feel insulted as a German.

This is quite interesting, that you are now offended at ethnic jokes. Weren't you (and delphiadomine) always preaching to Polish people that they shouldn't be offended at ethnic jokes?

Oh so when you see a German joke that isn't one of those mild German jokes about "Germans marching" or "Germans are rigid" NOW you are offended?? LOL

Now you are agreeing with somebody who has said Polish people are subhumans?

But I guess this is par for the course since the origin of subhuman intelligence jokes about Polish people came from Nazi Germany. They were in Hitler's speeches like when he talked about the bad shape of Poland as being a "Polish state of affairs" after 1917 while conveniently not talking about how Germany and other countries destroyed Poland from 1795-1917
Bratwurst Boy 6 | 10,363
31 Mar 2011 #138
Poles are really dumb fucks...I was wrong!
No wonder Germans/Brits/Jews/Amis/Russians and everybody else doesn't like you....and I really tried. No more defending Poles by me...

I'm off!
TopEagle
31 Mar 2011 #139
Another Polish immigrant joke from America...
A American postman retires after 30 years of service and the whole community he delivered post in makes a decision that everyone should give him something on his last round of delivering post....so everyone put cookies,wino,candy etc in there mail box for him.

There lived a polish family for last 8 years in the community and when the postman goes to deliver the mail the lady invites the postman in.postman goes in the house and she gets naked and asks him to have sex with her..postman amazingly has good sex and after that the Polish lady gives him 20$ then offers him a nice homemade cake and a gourmet coffee,after all that the postman asks her that he has known her for the last 8 years since the day they came to America why all this today/The lady answers..yesterday I asked my husband what should we do for you ..since its your last day and we have known you for so long, and his answer was FACK HIM! and GIVE HIM 20$ which i did:) but the coffe and cake was her personal idea.
southern 75 | 7,096
31 Mar 2011 #140
Yes,Poles for sure have sth that irritates others which Czechs for example do not have however I forgive them since they are Slavs.
Torq 32 | 2,897
31 Mar 2011 #141
I think that Serbs like you too.

The feeling is reciprocated :)

Crow loves you

Good old Crow. The Last Sarmatian - a romantic figure altogether.

the nature of my sentiment for Poles is more explosive (there is love there too!)

Don't start again, Natasa, it's Lent. *crosses himself*
Crow 139 | 8,169
31 Mar 2011 #142
Balkan Express, Serbian movie - Toma Zdravkovic - Lili Marlen HQ

violin player is Polish (note Polish flag on his dress) who founded himself in Serbia at the beginning of occupation in WWII, singer is local Serbian. German occupators in Belgrade- Serbian Capital, forcing them to sing and play in German- Lili Marlen. Humiliation, punishment. Still, resistance live. There is hope

..
Maaarysia
31 Mar 2011 #143
No jokes about Germans??? Come ooon...

youtube.com/watch?v=PA5f1iUmvzU

Still I don't get why there's snow in July... does someone know?
Crow 139 | 8,169
1 Apr 2011 #144
have always like Crow. )

say no more. i could cry
delphiandomine 85 | 18,254
1 Apr 2011 #145
No wonder Germans/Brits/Jews/Amis/Russians and everybody else doesn't like you....and I really tried. No more defending Poles by me...

BB, one thing that I absolutely must stress.

People like MediaWatch and the others aren't Poles, they're actually Polacks. Polacks are of uncertain Slavic origin, who emigrated to the USA around 1900 or so - usually you can tell a real Polack by the fact that they're from peasant origin from around the Polish/Ukrainian borderland.

Real Polish people, like the people I work and socialise with are most definitely nothing like dumb racist Polacks - in fact, they're among the most self depreciating people I know.

Sadly, dumb American Polacks seem hell bent on causing as much trouble as possible for real Poles.
guesswho 4 | 1,289
1 Apr 2011 #146
People like MediaWatch and the others aren't Poles, they're actually Polacks. Polacks are of uncertain Slavic origin

hahahaha, DD, you're full of it man, hahahaha
rozumiemnic 8 | 3,770
1 Apr 2011 #147
dumb racist Polacks

oooh and on another thread DD is whining about the toleration of "racist nonsense".......
you remind me of "Student Grant" fromVIz magazine...:)
Incidentallly it is "deprecating" not "depreciating"
delphiandomine 85 | 18,254
1 Apr 2011 #148
hahahaha, DD, you're full of it man, hahahaha

Ask them about their origins. They'll all tell you that they're from the Eastern borderlands - and as we all know (or at least, Europeans know) - Poles, Lithuanians, Belarusians, Russians and Ukrainians all mixed rather freely for centuries.

oooh and on another thread DD is whining about the toleration of "racist nonsense".......

Ridiculous, isn't it?

I'm all for a total ban on racist nonsense here.

Incidentallly it is "deprecating" not "depreciating"

Ugh, schoolboy error ;)
PlasticPole 7 | 2,649
1 Apr 2011 #149
I'm all for a total ban on racist nonsense here.

Wouldn't some people consider "Polack" a racist, offensive term?
rozumiemnic 8 | 3,770
1 Apr 2011 #150
yes they would

Ridiculous, isn't it?

yes it is
Additionally people who want to "ban" things worry me.


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