;O I'm so sorry... I thought you've forgotten about it long ago :P Then I'll answer as soon as I can (I will try tomorrow but I'm terribly sick right now so I won't promise anything in case I fail again ;/).
How could I? (And you take a Wódka, and go to bed, and don't be silly, write later, when you're feeling better!)
:)
It's true, sneaky feckers, sometimes you would think thats all they married for...
Woah. Woah. Ho there. Stop. Rewind. Unwind. Relax! Here! Beer! (Come on, make another mistake today, and cry later?)
:)
ohh, so you're just looking to shag some, it's cool, my apologies
Not ''just'' a shag! I'm looking for the best shag ever! (And if she's really good, she may have my newspapers, and my parkbench if she ever decides to leave me.)
xD