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Sidliste_Chodov   
17 Sep 2011
Feedback / Why are people who can't be bothered to register allowed to post or start new threads? [50]

a few are just trolls who come here to flame others but the same can be said about a few members who have already registered.

But at least you can ban the members who cause trouble, you can't do that to guests unless you block their IP as well. And that doesn't always work, because of dynamic IP addressing.
Sidliste_Chodov   
18 Sep 2011
Love / Good looking Polish women with ugly men [416]

Threads like this always make me PMSL.

I've probably spent more time in relationships with Polish women than the average PF poster could ever imagine, yet I would never claim to understand what a Polish woman (or, indeed, any woman) "sees in a man".

Why would I? I'm a guy who is interested in women, so why would I know? If it really was about having film-star looks, being rich or incredibly cool, then I would stand no chance. Yet Polish women think I'm great! haha. And most of my girlfiends have been hot, especially recently. Which makes no sense - I should have finished with the hotties when I was in my early 20s, but now that I'm old and wrinkly, I just get sexy MILFs. What's that all about then??? lol

So just what is it about the typical Polish woman-obsessed PF poster which makes them so expert on "what women want"? If what some people on here say was true, then I would be a sad, permanently single virgin. (OK so I am a bit sad I suppose, but that's another story altogether haha).

Yet I'm nothing like that. I'm clearly just the Mr Average who gets hot women. Usually when I wasn't even trying. lol. Why is this? Well, I really have no idea. If I did, I would be rich! Which (allegedly) would get me even more of the aforementioned over-30 ladies. lmao :D
Sidliste_Chodov   
19 Sep 2011
News / Lithuanian reality show - lost Polish sponsorship, criticized by Lithuanian Army [20]

What's with all the Lithuanian threads all of a sudden?

It's bad enough having to read all the "Balkan" garbage on here! What's wrong with Polish threads?

Never had anything against them myself. I even dated one for a while, which probably makes me a "traitor" on here, but I can live with that; I'm the one who got some and you... didn't. lol
Sidliste_Chodov   
19 Sep 2011
UK, Ireland / 50 babies a day born to Polish mothers in UK [81]

Just like on PF, Poles are seen as an easy target yet again.

I'm surprised that no-one has noticed what is the real agenda here.

If, for example, they had written "6 babies born to Somalian women in the UK every day" or "9 babies born to Trinidadian women in the UK every day", it wouldn't have been newsworthy. But if they had written "170 babies born to Afro-Caribbean women in the UK every day" or "275 babies born to Somalian women in the UK every day", and implied that this was a bad thing, you would have been deafened by the screams of "rascism" (sic) from the usual suspects.

I do not know the exact figures, but I wouldn't be at all surprised to learn that the figures for the aforementioned groups are indeed significantly higher than the figures for Polish births. So, yet again, it's OK to demonise Poles for the problems caused by immigration, simply because the media dare not criticise Blacks or Asians. Yet the reality is that Poles only represent a small part of the total number of immigrants.

We're not even a particularly visible minority. Few British people can't really tell who is Polish just by looking at them (unlike us, lol) - give a British person some earplugs, dump them in the Trafford Centre, and see how many Poles they can spot. OK, when you can hear the so-called "east European" accent, and you see a bleached-blonde girl in market clothes (or a shaven-headed guy with a backpack and camo pants) standing outside a Polish shop or venue, then you would probably right. But elsewhere? When they are in isolation and/or mixed with other white people; especially if they aren't dressed in that "Polish" way? Most would find it difficult to spot us.

The media hates Poles because they know they can get away with it. If Giles Coren had written what he wrote about about Poles, but had written it about "Pakis" instead, he would have been jailed.

Hardly newsworthy, it is pretty much common knowledge around here that the surest way to get a Polish woman pregnant is to put her on a Ryanair heading for Blightey.

I'm clearly flying with the wrong airlines. I never get any when I fly with Qatar Airways lol :D
Sidliste_Chodov   
19 Sep 2011
UK, Ireland / 50 babies a day born to Polish mothers in UK [81]

The vast majority of Polish women that come to the UK are of child-bearing age and Polish are the fastest growing influx.

Fastest-growing, maybe; but from a much smaller initial number than the groups mentioned above. There were only 1/4 million of us before 2004 (which includes those of us born here, like me) and it took over 60 years to reach than number. We were here before mass immigration from the Indian sub-continent, yet look at how many people there are in the UK who descend from that region. Yet those "mass births" are never criticised by the media. So it appears to be OK to be racist to white immigrants.
Sidliste_Chodov   
19 Sep 2011
UK, Ireland / 50 babies a day born to Polish mothers in UK [81]

Of course not. They will stay in the UK, and the next generation will be fully integrated and hardly Polish anymore. Poles assimilate very fast

We won't bomb your buses, fill your language with Grypsera (criminal slang), and we don't think we're "ghetto" if we live in poor areas. We don't do poppy-burning either ;)

all this "ah to be sure, bejasus" type stuff.

I must have met tens of thousands of Irish people over the years, but I've still never heard anyone who speaks like that. I haven't heard anyone on TV laughing at the "Polish" way of speaking - missing out indefinite articles, mispronouncing the letter "w", etc., but I'm sure it will happen soon.
Sidliste_Chodov   
19 Sep 2011
UK, Ireland / 50 babies a day born to Polish mothers in UK [81]

Sidliste_Chodov: or "275 babies born to Somalian women in the UK every day",

Duh... I meant "South Asian women", typing too fast again lol.

I am Irish, live there and I've never even heard it!

It's a hollywood thing I think.

Does it have any roots in reality, though? Is there likely to be somewhere (or someone) in Ireland who really does end every sentence with "to be sure", etc?

Like I mentioned to isthatu2 a while back, about someone I met from Doncaster who I thought had a hilarious "stereotypical" Yorkshire accent, but it turned out that some older people really do speak like that :)
Sidliste_Chodov   
19 Sep 2011
Love / Why Poland and Indian Sub-Continent? [30]

He acts like an authority on everything. He try's to pass himself off as some wise old sage. Forums are full of frauds and pretenders who clearly lack something in their make-up and this joker fits the bill.

He's never been to Poland........Say no more!!

You'll be calling his "Busha" a w***e in a minute, won't you?
Sidliste_Chodov   
19 Sep 2011
UK, Ireland / 50 babies a day born to Polish mothers in UK [81]

Fish and chip paper!!

There's no such thing any more. The EU banned it on "elfin safety" grounds, remember?

A brave and controversial admission by our Pakistani colleague.

One of those people who object to the "re-whitening" of the UK, obviously ;)
Sidliste_Chodov   
19 Sep 2011
UK, Ireland / Polish immigrants in the UK - victims or criminals?! [231]

Get out of my country "Dave the taig".

Perhaps you should save the sectarian cr*p for the marching season.

The million or so Poles who have come here in the past five years definitely came to work.

Where is "here"? Adelaide?

If you don't even live in the UK then it's none of your business anyway.

They are three times more likely to be law-abiding than the average British resident

Not every "British resident" is truly "British", if you see what I mean. Whereas virtually every "Polish resident" is Polish.

The UK is a very high-crime country with mass immigration from a vast number of nations, many of which are even more crime-ridden, and whose citizens often bring their "issues" with them. Poland isn't subject to this (yet).

and the 134 Polish Catholic churches are packed.

Where do you get these figures from?

I've attended most of the Polish churches in London, as well as those in four major cities outside London. Adding the others that I am aware of would give a total which is nowhere near that figure, yet represents the majority of Polish people in England. There are still many English churches which hold services in Polish, but these are not "Polish churches". There are apparently fewer than 120 Polish priests in the UK, and each church tends to have two priests, or more where the congregation is particularly large (Ealing, for example). So who runs the other churches, then?

Hopefully this will satisfy you, so in summary they are more law abiding than the natives, harder working than the natives, do not claim as much benefit as the natives and according to this more intelligent than the natives, those with the thick accents anyhow. SO ALL YOU TEACHERS OUT THERE TAKE NOTE!

You've clearly got an agenda, so save us the lies. It doesn't appear that you are Polish, so you won't know the community as well as I do. if you did, you would know that many older immigrants and their descendants are fed up of mass Polish immigration, and also understand that previous immigrants of all races in the UK are suffering due to mass immigration. If immigration is so good for the economy, then why are we bankrupt? Please don't give me that "immigrants also pay taxes" line, because most of the recent immigrants are in poorly-paid or comparatively low-paid jobs, which may even attract tax credits, so how does that make the economy better - especially if a lot of the money is sent home, or saved for when they plan to return?

Most British people are hard-working as well, so stop the predictable anti-British media prejudice. The difference here is that Poles have more incentive to work hard if they plan on going back home. If I could move to another country and earn £100K a year for what I do over here, I'd have an incentive for working extra-hard (or give my employer the impression that I'm a "better worker") as well!
Sidliste_Chodov   
19 Sep 2011
Language / Too many English words in the Polish language! [709]

czilałt (chill-out)

it's official. Poland is obsessed with the English language.

that is disgusting. uber disgusting.

That's one of the worst. omg :)

open'er

Lol, the first time I saw this one I thought they meant something you use on a tin of beans lmao.

All this reminds me of a conversation I once had with my aunt in Warsaw. She was complaining about all the people around town who use all these English or English-style words like drinki/sorry/sandwicz/peelingi/casting etc all the time, and mentioned that she once tried to start a conversation in English with a particularly notable "offender", and of course they replied "sorry I don't understand" in Polish, lol.
Sidliste_Chodov   
20 Sep 2011
UK, Ireland / Polish immigrants in the UK - victims or criminals?! [231]

My style of delivery is strictly influenced by the racists who have posted here before-whose rights to slander the Poles you seem so determined to uphold.

Quoting from the Torygraph is about as legitimate as quoting from the Daily Fail as far as I'm concerned. You couldn't even provide links to support your comment about Polish church attendance. I've spent four decades around Polish people, so there's no way the likes of you will ever be able to tell me what to think when it comes to my community.

All that stuff about "better-educated", "more law-abiding", "harder-working" Poles is just anti-British rhetoric from politicians who wish to destroy this country, and bring down wages and living conditions for nearly everyone who lives and works here - whether they are Polish, English, Chinese, black or white. And idiots like you fall for it.

I'm Polish on both sides of the family, and everyone I know (from Poland or of Polish origin) can see what is happening. We should be pleased that there are more Poles around, but not if our living conditions have to worsen to make room for them.

We prefer our sentiments to be guided by experience, not the tabloid mouthpieces of capitalists and corrupt politicians - who are ultimately responsible for the mess the UK is in now.
Sidliste_Chodov   
20 Sep 2011
UK, Ireland / Polish immigrants in the UK - victims or criminals?! [231]

That's one of the most cretinous statements I have read here yet.

Hardly surprising, really; when they were giving out the wasteman awards, he wasn't exactly at the back of the queue.

What? Notting Hill??

I must admit that I like Black Country accents. It's Birmingham that's horrible :)
Sidliste_Chodov   
20 Sep 2011
UK, Ireland / Polish immigrants in the UK - victims or criminals?! [231]

:D

Please stay on topic

anyway it's a silly thread, Polish are just people who live here..:), not victims or criminals.....(well .....ok)

Seanus: Some are, some aren't.

I'm sure there's a few social workers/lawyers who would just love to convince them that they're "victims"... (rolleyes) ;)
Sidliste_Chodov   
20 Sep 2011
Travel / Best places to visit in Poland [87]

Definitely not Rudy Chebrze ;)

No votes for Radom, Wałbrzych or Kielce?? These people haven't lived ;)

I would never recommend Warsaw as a "first place to visit in Poland", but I've spent a lot of time there, and I like it. But I've spent most of my life in rough, tough, crime-ridden cities, so maybe that's why I feel at home - places which get given names like "Shottingham" or "Gunchester", places where people riot just because some gangster gets killed, places where it's grimey pon road and u kno dat blud ;) I even used to live around the corner from So Solid Crew and we know what they were like, so I can easily deal with the Commie blocks, relentless leafleters, Mafia-funded DVD sellers, skinny tirówki and dodgy karki everywhere... so it's still like a vicar's tea party compared to being white and wandering around Tottenham dressed in fluoro clothing, looking for an illegal rave at 2am on a Sunday morning, while spaced-out of your brains on high grade :-) And my uncle cooks me dinner whenever I'm in Bielany, which rules. lol :)
Sidliste_Chodov   
20 Sep 2011
Food / Bary mleczne/milk bars in Poland [30]

A portion of 12 large pierogi ruskie will cost you 5.50PLN

Think I need to visit Górny Śląsk, the last time I had pierogi in Poland, they were 11,00 PLN for 11 pierogi. Mind you, that was in Wrocław.
Sidliste_Chodov   
21 Sep 2011
Food / Bary mleczne/milk bars in Poland [30]

I hardly eat anything on holiday (coffee doesn't really count as "food", does it lol) but I have to have pierogi at least once. I'm more a placki or kiełbasa man really though lol.
Sidliste_Chodov   
22 Sep 2011
Life / Racism in Poland - the future [441]

Poland will not see any significant influx of Blacks because the language is too difficult, and the culture too different...

Africans originally spoke African languages, yet they managed to learn to speak French and English. Would learning Polish really be so much more difficult?

Polish culture isn't that significantly different to western European culture - comparing, for example, Spanish culture to Japanese culture would be a completely different matter.

the question is actually if you believe

I think it depends on whether you believe that blacks can be considered "indigenous" to the UK or not. That's another thread altogether, though. I can't be bothered going into it myself, because I already know which way it will go. Especially as some will predictably say that there's "no such thing as indigenous English/British/White Europeans" etc (implying that only non-whites can be "indigenous peoples"); while at the same time, mentioning that those Polynesian immigrants, the Maori, are most definitely "indigenous to New Zealand". See why I don't want to get involved? lol ;)
Sidliste_Chodov   
22 Sep 2011
Food / Bary mleczne/milk bars in Poland [30]

There's also one very close to the Politechnika, unless it's closed since I was last there.
Sidliste_Chodov   
22 Sep 2011
Food / Bary mleczne/milk bars in Poland [30]

If you like Bary Mleczny, try the one on Krucza, newly renovated and probably the best of them - though there can be long queues. Also try Mleczarnia on al. Jerozolimskie a modern take on them.

:)

Likewise, the small "Zapiecek" restaurant chain, which has a branch at Al. Jerozolimskie, is great (lovely staff, nice food); whereas the branch in the Stare Miasto is nowhere near as good. Probably gets more business though, but this particular pierogi expert says "don't bother" ;) Wasn't impressed with the one in Krakow either (polystyrene plates, ffs).

My mum recommended the former branch - for her to recommend someone else's pierogi is definitely good enough for me :)

It really is time for me to pay Warszawa a visit again...
Sidliste_Chodov   
23 Sep 2011
Life / Racism in Poland - the future [441]

"Common Purpose" - that's the underlying purpose. It's a cancer eating away at society.

It's why when we talk about criminals, it's the criminal who appears to be the "victim" - a rapist is a victim because they were disadvantaged/from the wrong part of town/dispossessed/abused as children, etc - the usual bleeding-heart excuses. No taking responsibility for themselves and their actions, it's all about their "rights". While the real victim (the one who survived the rape) is guilty: guilty of dressing a certain way, walking around an area where you would "expect" this to happen, drinking too much and not being full aware of her surroundings, etc.

Or, the idea that those who work hard and abide by the law somehow need to be punished (possibly through high taxes) because those who can't find work are "victims" - never mind the fact that in many cases, these unemployable members of the so-called "underclass" are the ones who caused disruption at school from day one, wouldn't/couldn't learn, yet still expect to have the same lifestyle as those who kept their noses down and succeeded, despite suffering the disruption and abuse from the aforementioned students from hell. I've no idea exactly why this has come about, but some consider that it's in the government's interest to keep these people "down" and dependent on benefits, while making the rest of us suffer, because we're the ones who actually keep them. Everything which is considered "good" becomes "bad", and vice versa.

Which also could explain why we are being emasculated and relieved of the right to defend ourselves, at the same time as feral subhumans terrorise our cities without fear of the law - I suppose they're the ones who keep the government in power. Perhaps the government intends to use them as cannon fodder in a future world war, so they don't exactly want the law-abiding majority bumping them off in the meantime ;)
Sidliste_Chodov   
23 Sep 2011
Food / Bary mleczne/milk bars in Poland [30]

That's the exact opposite of my experience there.

Just goes to show that it's all about luck in certain restaurants ;) I'd definitely go there again, though - I've been at least half a dozen times, and I've never had any problems, and I've been very happy with the food each time. Remember that I grew up on stuff like pierogi, so there's no way I'd eat in a Polish restaurant if I wasn't happy with the food :) It may have got worse since the last time, though.

Time for one of my related-but-kind-of-off-topic stories I think.

I once took my wife to a restaurant in London's Soho which was highly recommended by all the reviewers. It was one of those poncey places which (at the time) was quite new and fashionable; visible chefs, "artistic" presentation, sauce poured in funny shapes on your plate, child-sized portions (lol)... you get the picture. My meal wasn't too bad, but not really worth the money. Would have preferred the Wong Kei, but even I like to splash out a bit sometimes, especially where women are involved, hehe. Unfortunately, within a couple of minutes of leaving, my wife was vomiting it all up in an alleyway off Wardour Street lol. That never happened in KFC! haha :)

Hopefully she's not reading this (she's my ex-wife now lol) but if she is, my identity may no longer be a secret... lol.
Sidliste_Chodov   
23 Sep 2011
Work / Working Vs Private English Lessons Vs Starting a Small Business in Poland [33]

And without Polish, what do you expect to do?

A very important point.

I have spoken Polish all my life, as well as being able to read and write it (I've even got a GCSE lol). I also have family in Poland who could help me, and having spent a fair bit of time there, I also have an idea about how things "work" over there. Yet I still think it would be extremely difficult to make a business work over there, and I wouldn't really like to try. Optimism and commitment is to be admired, but Poland is still a long way from being an easy place to make money. Those who can, must either be extremely lucky, extremely dedicated, or just extremely well-connected.
Sidliste_Chodov   
23 Sep 2011
Work / Working Vs Private English Lessons Vs Starting a Small Business in Poland [33]

As strange as it sounds - if he went just up the road to Bydgoszcz, he could earn a decent living as an English teacher there. Not much competition, and plenty of people.

That's the problem though, isn't it. The most popular places are... well... already popular ;)

If he was, say, an Aussie, he would probably want to move to London for work. But he gets told that there's too much competition, so he would be better off moving to Bradford instead. Not much of a choice, is it? lol