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king polkakamon   
29 Aug 2010
Genealogy / Polish looks? [1462]

They are all ugly (women

Jealous?
I find their polish gfs average for polish standards however cute for euro standards.
king polkakamon   
28 Aug 2010
Genealogy / Polish looks? [1462]

I will show you typical polish face,typical russian and typical czech face.By typical I mean that you find it very common in one country and much less common in other countries.

The typical slavic face happens to be beautiful as well that is why slavic women are considered beautiful because the mean is beautiful.
king polkakamon   
28 Aug 2010
Life / Any treatment centres for homos in Poland? [455]

doesn't Greece have many almost ancient monasteries where women are not allowed today?

Yes,in Athos.There is rumour that one woman managed to enter by dressing as a man but I don't believe it.Fact is women are not just allowed into the monasteries they cannot even set their feet on the ground of Athos(part of Chalkidiki) for the last 1500 years.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mount_Athos
king polkakamon   
28 Aug 2010
Life / Any treatment centres for homos in Poland? [455]

They're doing this under a naive belief that 'God will cure' them.

I have the suspicion that they are doing this in order to engage in their team activities away from the public eye.
king polkakamon   
28 Aug 2010
Food / WHY IN POLAND PEOPLE DON'T USE ICE? [142]

I noticed that AC in your home or car is still considered a luxury accessory in most of Europe.

Yes,we have DC.
king polkakamon   
28 Aug 2010
Life / Any treatment centres for homos in Poland? [455]

I think that many homosexuals in Poland hide in monasteries and become priests.

So priests are pedos and homos?Who will save us from the Satan?
king polkakamon   
28 Aug 2010
Genealogy / Polish looks? [1462]

How to tell apart polish from russian girls:
What shows that a girl is russian:
1.Heavy perfume.You can smell it one-two meters far from her it is an intoxicating smell paralyzing logical thinking.Polish tend to have more distinctive and light perfumes

2.Heavy make-up.Russian girls are totally dolled up using every kind of make up(eyeliners,lipgloss,etc) in excess.Polish also use make up but to a lesser excess they have generally more natural look(though not so natural as germanic who usually fail to use make-up properly with devastating results-if you see failed make-up she is always German)

3.Heavy use of cosmetics.They have three and four golden earrings,golden chains,bracelets etc generally if you see lots of gold and cosmetics she is russian.Polish have earrings always but not so big.

4.Heels.all russian girls wear heels even the tall ones.Even girls 185 cm tall like to wear heels.And when we say heels we mean high heels.If you see a girl with high cheeks and heels over 10 cm she is always russian.Polish prefer lower heels 5-7 cm.

5.Tanga bikini.Very favourite among russian girls.Polish never wear that,they may have strings but never tanga.If you see very provocative appearance in the beach with tiny bikinis showing the whole ass she is always russian

6.Low pants.If you see the upper part of ass revealed in common view in the street she is always russian.Polish girls do not show so much ass.This seems to be more a russian power thing.Polish on the other hand tend to wear deep decoltes and show a large part of their advanced boobs.Russian boobs are mauch smaller than the average polish so if you see flows of this part you should think about polish,on the other hand if what you see can be categorized as ass you are in front of a Russian.

7.Jeans with designs on them.All slavic girls like jeans which are not simple but have designs on them.However if you see lots of designs,silver belts and shiny straps etc on jeans she is russian.

8.Shorts.You see a girl whose shorts show half of her buttocks.Is she polish or russian?She can be both as pul zadek shorts are popular in both countries however if the shorts seem like very vulgar she is russian(or serbian) if they seem like she forgot or lacked the money to buy sth more full(innocent appearance) she is polish.

Then we will see how we can differentiate a bomb in the beach:is she serbian,czech,slovak or polish?We have to recognize the field before attacking.
king polkakamon   
28 Aug 2010
Genealogy / Polish looks? [1462]

For example you look at a blonde girl.How do you know she is polish and not russian or german or even greek.

First of all you have to differentiate between slavic and non-slavic.
What favours slavic:
1.Earrings mostly golden and big.If a girl has no earrings she is 90% non-slavic because slavic girls for some reason think ears are ugly and in general they like gold and cosmetics.

2.Heels.Russian girls always wear heels even in the beach.Polish sometimes not but they have shoes of good quality they never wear comfortable sports shoes aka germanic girls

3.Hair.Slavic girls have broken hair not straight.If she has very simple haircut or some variations which I cannot desricbe she is germanic
4.Color.Slavic girls colour their hair.If you see coloured black she is always a Polka.
5.Tight clothes.Always slavic girls.Germanic girls tend to wear loose clothes not so tight.Slavic put tight pants till the kolena and the foot is to see.They also wear tight blouses,western girls do not do that because in this case fat ones would seem very fat and becaome extremely jealous of the slim ones wearing tight blouses,so the disadvantage for the slim girl by the anger of the fat ones would be bigger than the direct appeal of her appearance to men if she wore tight,that is why she conforms and wears loose.

6.Colours of clothes.Germanic girls wear many colours,slavic few.In general germanic prefer what is comfortable while slavic what is elegant or sexy.
7.Eyes.Slavic girls have very sensitive eyes,germanic have very cold eyes.The eyes show directly the brain activity.Probably slavic girls are very sensitive(and thus often mood changing and emotional) unlike our cows.

8.Body movement.Slavic girls move their hips and arms differently when they walk,germanic show more confidence it sth you have to see many times to recognize.Also lots of slavic girls have scoliosis or walk with their heads and shoulders down due to lower self esteem(?) or not to bother the others.Compare tha to the queen walking of our local princesses.
king polkakamon   
27 Aug 2010
Love / How to make a guy (Polish or other) happy? [62]

The problem with women is that they are extremely changeable.Even if you take all precautions and manage to predict everything you never know what is going to happen even a weather change can have devastating effects on a date.I thought my last Polka was reasonable till I saw the characteristic sparkle in the eyes and I was wondering what's wrong and where this craziness originates when she told me her period had come.So their eyes show their hormone levels,we Balkan warriors need to leave our swords sometimes.
king polkakamon   
27 Aug 2010
Genealogy / Polish looks? [1462]

I will write maybe an essay how to recognize Polki from Niemci and Russkaye but I am bored.
king polkakamon   
26 Aug 2010
Genealogy / Polish looks? [1462]

You are afraid we are going to discover your jewish origin?
king polkakamon   
26 Aug 2010
Genealogy / Polish person's average height? [210]

The dinaric Serbs are extremely tall because they come from breeding of ancient Macedonians who were very tall with Slavs.We should not forget that Slavs have some of the tallest nations in Europe like Czechs(3rd tallest nation),Serbs,Croats and Poles.
king polkakamon   
26 Aug 2010
Genealogy / Polish looks? [1462]

the nose is Polish.

The upper part is mediteranean,the lower polish.She has the high slavic cheeks but has triangle mediteranean face with edges not the classic round slavic face.
king polkakamon   
24 Aug 2010
Love / How to find an English speaking boyfriend in Poland [110]

that Italian and Greek women were ugly.

Greek young generation looks very good now it is difficult to differentiate them from russian or other balkan women.Italian women look clearly mediteranean.This mediteranean look has both advantages and disadvantages.(big breast,big bottom for example) but it is matter of taste,of preference.Slavic women have an edge though in general presentation especially the way they talk,freedom of movement etc,mediteranean are too stuck up and have thick cover.
king polkakamon   
23 Aug 2010
History / WWII in Europe could be also understand as Civil War of Slavic world? [11]

WWII in Europe could be also understand as Civil War of Slavic world?

It was not civil war between Slavs it was Slavs vs Germanics that's why it had all this cruelty.
At the end the Slavs prevailed but let the Germanics live while the opposite is doubtful if it would happen.
king polkakamon   
19 Aug 2010
Love / Polish girls hard in relationships [156]

Too many are self centred and spoiled brats with the Princess Syndrome.

It is deep Slavic thinking.We are superficial Balkan barbarians how can we satisfy these insatiable Polki?Anyway they test your limits,big demands my friend.Be happy they are not Russian.
king polkakamon   
19 Aug 2010
Love / India guy Polish girl [57]

manilachapy

Indian gets widepsread.International business.
king polkakamon   
19 Aug 2010
News / Newsweek's The World's Best Countries (Poland ranked 29) [128]

Amazingly, we are apparently the 2nd fattest nation in the world after the US,

Congratulations.

We love our Mc Donald's Big Macs, Hungry Jacks Ultimate Double Whoopers and we gorge on our KFC Bucket of Chicken.

And you had to leave this country and go to the sh1tty Poland?Why?I wonder why,did you think Wawel is a hamburger line?