Love / Are Polish men dominating, controlling and emotional? [36]


To Napoleon we were a nation of shopkeepers. With posters like this loser the uninformed reader might think we are a nation of lunatic shopkeepers.

Love / ARE POLISH WOMEN CATTY...? [75]


If I tried that my wife would kill me;)

I'm surprised that Poland beat Russia though. Maybe there aren't enough Russians in the US where this analysis originated from.

Edit OK it didn't come from the US mea culpa.

Love / How to find an English speaking boyfriend in Poland [110]


Ah Kasha83, soon you will come to realise that you have to speak very, very slowly and be prepared to repeat key messages many times before the majority of us slowly understand. Be patient;)

Australia / Can My Polish girlfriend get a working visa in Australia?? [28]


Are you talking about a temporary one year visa or a longer term one? If it's the latter then don't assume you will get it easily. If you're talking about the one year student working holiday type working visa then I believe that these are not readily available to Polish citizens but bizarrely they are available to Estonians!.

I just checked the list on southaustralia.com and it still shows no Poland.

Love / Are Polish men dominating, controlling and emotional? [36]


PF mirroring life... insight and insults;)


Right result then;)

Life / Half-naked barbers in Poland. A Haircut with a difference! [27]

Call me old school but a visit to get my haircut is a chance to indulge in intelligent conversation with my trusty old Italian barber. We can talk football, the best female bottom walking past the window and other matters of great importance. Last thing I would want is a pair of 36DD hooters blocking out the natural light. And where would it stop? Eyebrows trimmed sir, yes please, crack, back and sack sir.... splutters no thanks. There is a place for beautiful semi naked women but not cutting my hair.

Off-Topic / PF - The Omnibus Edition [1502]


Branstons Pickle. Now that is the food of the Gods. Oh God I said the F word again. Ban me, ban me.

Off-Topic / PF - The Omnibus Edition [1502]

Did someone mention food? There is a Banoffee Pie in the fridge and there's noone here to stop me eating all of it.... with double cream. Pah, I laugh at coronaries.

I promise no morefood mentions. Someone is hungry.

Off-Topic / PF - The Omnibus Edition [1502]


Liar, liar, pants on fire...

Pollo picante pizza is scrumptious. Had to eat two of them.

Language / Polish filler words? [24]


Lol. Was that Monty Python sketch based on you then? Well basically I think it was.

Po Prostu - is that basically then? Literally its simply right?

Real Estate / TRESPASSING ON MY LAND IN POLAND....what can i do legally...? [119]


Out here in the fields, I fight for my meals..... So it was you the Who were writing about;)

Law / Signing a contract from Poland Telecommunication (TP) I didn't understand [20]


Whoa, that's my old client you're talking about. I worked with them for many years, I learned how they work, I understand their motivations, I have seen their top executives leading the transition from state monopoly to a vibrant, thriving international telecoms carrier. So my opinion is of more importance than yours. So listen when I tell you that they are total pricks.

Life / My own thoughts about life in Poland (have lived here for two years) [133]


I would struggle to improve upon this response. Great post.

Law / Signing a contract from Poland Telecommunication (TP) I didn't understand [20]

Telecom Polska, the original state owned carrier which is now joinly owned by France Telecom.

Off-Topic / PF - The Omnibus Edition [1502]


As a journalist I was merely exercising my right to invent a pile of tosh and justify it with a plethora of unsubstantiated 'facts', safe in the knowledge that I cannot be sued as it would mean revealing my 'sources'. To suggest that I have mislead PF memebers is a bare faced challenge to my journalistic integrity and rights. I intend to sue you and retire to St Lucia on the settlement.

Love / Advice Please! Meeting my Polish boyfriend's parents!! Gifts, customs... [105]

Sound advice. Whatever you earn, no matter how well you have progressed in your career a prospective mother-in-law will always see it as insufficient;)

Off-Topic / PF - The Omnibus Edition [1502]


Lol, I meant it in a sort of I love his music type of way. (Closet Genesis fan)

What's not cool is being the only eejit on here who doesn't know who you were, are, gonna be;)

Off-Topic / PF - The Omnibus Edition [1502]


Watched by empty silhouettes
Who close their eyes, but still can see
No one taught them etiquette
I will show another me

... mind you it took about 4 days to do so.

I love PG (Don't get alarmed, I mean Peter Gabriel)

UK, Ireland / Why English do not like Polish? [417]

Bang who you like mate. None of my buisness;)

UK, Ireland / Why English do not like Polish? [417]

For all the warring factions out there..... chill people, chill.

youtu.be/0mSK3LGtgDk

Off-Topic / PF - The Omnibus Edition [1502]


No thanks - I had haddock and chips for lunch. (David_18 is right, we only eat fish and chips over here)

Off-Topic / PF - The Omnibus Edition [1502]


Stop hollering. You'll make your stomach worse.


TM is only wearing a dress as he is on under cover surveillance. Look again and you will see the stubble.

Off-Topic / PF - The Omnibus Edition [1502]

Fight Night Special

Here at Madison Square Garden bringing you the best of tonigh't action. Over on Channel 3 we have David18 versus Time Means. Early exchanges are lively. Time zones have slowed down the PLK123 vs Trener Zolwia bout but TZ is still throwing some mean counter punches. Later we will bring you the next round of Allison vs any other female. Over on HBO we have Crow versus the United Nations. Finally we can bring you Sokrates versus all comers except Allison.

Get the beers and pocorn in, settle back and watch the blood flow. Bonus bout for pay per view customers is the blondie mud wrestling in the early hours. Just have to find a few blondies;)

Off-Topic / PF - The Omnibus Edition [1502]

That depends on the beer. Active Ales need careful pouring;)

White Shield - that is a good example.

Life / WOULD YOU MOVE BACK TO POLAND IF.... [73]


That should be he's upset (hope that's not too PC, lol)

Off-Topic / PF - The Omnibus Edition [1502]


Lol, the caveman liveth. We'll bring her home a mammoth to casserole;)

Off-Topic / PF - The Omnibus Edition [1502]


Maybe, but we gossip aboput important topics - beer, football, music, women. None of that namby stuff about shoes, makeup, celebrities, recipes.

MAN talk rules.

Off-Topic / PF - The Omnibus Edition [1502]


And apologies for spelling old Braveheart's name wrong. I know you Scotsmen are sensitive about such matters;)

Off-Topic / PF - The Omnibus Edition [1502]

If you are he and he is you then who the Fek is the walrus?

Confused of Piddletrenthide

Love / Korean guy wondering about girls and life in Poland [50]


I went to the funeral;)