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Posts by Juche  

Joined: 17 Feb 2009 / Male ♂
Last Post: 9 Nov 2012
Threads: Total: 9 / Live: 5 / Archived: 4
Posts: Total: 292 / Live: 143 / Archived: 149
From: Pyongyang, DPRK
Speaks Polish?: Korean, Engrish
Interests: Spread ideas of North Korean glory and self sufficiency

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Juche   
21 Feb 2009
News / Goldman Sachs says it will no longer profit from undermining Polish zloty [29]

Goldman Sachs, in a rare show of public-minded ethics, has recently announced that it will no try to profit from undermining East/Central European currencies.

How nice.

By the way, would anyone care to enlighten the forum as to Tadeusz Marcinkiewicz's role in all of this as one of Goldman Sach's highly-placed investment bankers? He is the nice chap who used to be premier briefly under the PiS government and has recently left his wife for a sexy young lass he met while in London.
Juche   
22 Feb 2009
Life / What can citizens do to make Poland a better place to live? [125]

What can the average everyday person do to make Poland a better country

stop thinking of themselves only and disregarding the rights of others. stop jumping lines (queues) and stop littering. aLso stop listening to music on their cell phones outloud (very loud) on buses and trams, it is usually discopolo and very cheesy
Juche   
23 Feb 2009
Life / What can citizens do to make Poland a better place to live? [125]

Which country doesn't do this, Juche? Littering?

some coutnries better some worse, you have not seen the dumpster bins behind my building - everyone from entire neighborhood thinks it is the town dump, people incapable of actually putting trash INSIDE the dumpsters, people urinating everywhere around and what what - animals.

Also in People Democratic Republic Korea we do not litter , Pyongyang is so clean
Juche   
24 Feb 2009
Life / Polish Organizational Skills [83]

Key is to organize cadres along progressive socialist shock troops methodology results very good in Peoples Republic of Poland when efficiently decoupled from independent counter-revolutionary thinking harboured in the western exploitive so-called democracies
Juche   
3 Mar 2009
Life / Polish Organizational Skills [83]

today on visit to Polish post office the number system for queuing was broken, undisciplined disorganized Polish did not know how to organize selves properly into properly oiled machine, mayhem was result. Poland people must learn how to organize into well instructed shock troops or doom will be end result
Juche   
4 Mar 2009
News / US to deploy Patriot missiles to Poland [404]

many can say same about president of certain Central East Europe copuntry which shall remain nameless boy! you tremble before the might of The Dear Leader if you know what is good for you and your kin
Juche   
4 Mar 2009
Life / Olsztyn life; I'm Indian and I like the place [43]

the big argument is whether to take down the Soviet war memorial

you should instead forcefully close down the McDonalds and KFC, that is correct way. then after make tunnels.
Juche   
5 Mar 2009
Life / What can citizens do to make Poland a better place to live? [125]

today while walking accross street on a green light which turned red just aslmost before I got to other side, a man honked his horn at me in frustrastion. this proves that Poles when in control of a privat motorcar are retards, this has always been the case
Juche   
5 Mar 2009
Life / What can citizens do to make Poland a better place to live? [125]

yesterday was also eventful: i was holding on to the handrail inside the tram and a man was barging through to get out; between me and him was another man, who started karate-chopping my hand because it was allegedly in his way. I say to him: what you doing, for the love of God? He say in frustrated tone: your hand is grabbing me. I say "What?? You are crazy!" He mutters something and walks away. Crazy Polish, lacking in socialistic philosophy!
Juche   
5 Mar 2009
Travel / Best method of transport to get from Warsaw to Kaunas? [14]

There used to be an overnight train with sleeping cars that stopped in Kaunas on the way to Vilnius, but it was discountinued a while ago and replaced with a coach, which sucks because trains are usually the most comfortable option. Check with PKP, they may have reinstated the service, otherwise book a coach tkt with EUROLINES coaches...
Juche   
6 Mar 2009
Love / What do Polish guys think of Irish girls? [187]

what do polish lads think of irish girls?

they are often pale and freckly. also red heads - in Polish mythology red heads are prone to telling fibs. generally not socialistic minded enough.
Juche   
6 Mar 2009
Polonia / Polish workers in Denmark [41]

danish farmers went to America......sometimes we should think about this and show more respect for foreigners.

good thing Danish are very socialistic minded! very good!
Juche   
11 Mar 2009
Life / Why are Poles always so miserable? Why do they never smile? [512]

very interesting question, possible answers are theoretically:
1. Terrible weather/climate - so much rain and Polish only see sunshine very rarely!
2. So many commercial on televisions, cannot watch programs properly
3. Billboard advertising making centre of cities very ugly!
4. Not enough uplifting monuments devoted to working people
5. Ridicurous politicans on every newspaper - so much retarded every one of these!!
6. Lack of effective leadership such as Kim Il Jong, would be much better for Polish!
7. Everything expensive but wage is low because of exploiting capitalist class, Polish cannot afford nice things they are seeing on televisions!
8. Public transport good developed but stinky
Juche   
12 Mar 2009
Life / Is the word "Polack"rascist? [185]

Funny, I didn't think the Germans used Polack to describe Poles. I thought it was Pole/polnisch

also scheisserpolacker
Juche   
16 Mar 2009
Life / What is the reason for POLISH jokes ? [486]

what is the REAL REASON for THE POLISH JOKES !

very interesting sociological question pertaining to Polish who are no longer socialistic. major wave of Polish immigrant before WOrld War I up until WWII was when Poland was not very good socialisitic, Polish coming to USA were the most backward and illiterate of all Polish, they were the most miserable wretches - those who could read and write stay in Poland, the most rusticated only come to USA. because in USA then at this time was already huge German populations, these ethnic Germans, loyal to the descendent of the Huns told jokes about the Polish to make up for Hitler's stupidity. Very obvious!

Also famous incident of Polish cavalry charging German tanks on horseback is popular misconception - they were not attacking but try to break out of an area where they were surrounded, sword were still popular accessory of army offcier in the 1930s. But stupid Amerrican propaganda expanded on sterotype and this myth snowballs to this day. Very stupid!

This misconseptions is exactly why we North Koreans build monuments.

don't forget about American reputation for stupidity

reputation for terrible socialistics!
Juche   
17 Mar 2009
Life / Do you think that Polish people are rude? [951]

Firstly in communism most of Polish 'intelligence' (lawyers, doctors, journalists, writers, priests etc) were killed by Russians.

this is an often-heard excuse. if this is so, why are the people of Cambodia so friendly and polite?
Juche   
23 Mar 2009
Love / WHY DO POLISH MEN LIE? [150]

Also is it possible to meet a man who is very good socialistic and such
Juche   
23 Mar 2009
Love / How to show a polish Guy I like him [56]

I don't know how i can be more clear, I have shown him affection, we went out a few times, but I feel that he does not feel the same that I do about him.

perhaps your outlook is too much socialistic, Polish man likes free marketry and other nonsenses
Juche   
23 Mar 2009
Love / Polish guys who have never had girlfriends [71]

this situtation is difficult to analyze becasue situation is highly unusual and rare. probably he has never had girlfriend because he refuses to commit to one, he instead is interested in the collective.
Juche   
23 Mar 2009
Work / Salary expectations in Poland [373]

in the Warsaw area average wages according to the press are about 2900-3200 PLN gross. No doubt the financial crisis/scam will motivate employers to lower wages a little, reasoning that if you are lucky enough to have a job or to get one then you wont complain about a pay cut.

As to above figures, one can deduce that many workers who work part time or in the informal sector are propably not counted, and there are very many of them. The real figure is probaly around 2000 PLN, less in the country and in small towns.
Juche   
23 Mar 2009
Work / Salary expectations in Poland [373]

or a NK guy, you sure do seem to know a lot about Polish demographics and social trends.

this is my primary duty and responsiblity at ministry where I toil in the name of the working masses.