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Posts by pawian  

Joined: 30 May 2008 / Male ♂
Last Post: 19 Mar 2025
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Speaks Polish?: Yes, but I prefer English
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pawian   
23 Nov 2024
Life / Owning a house in true countryside of Poland - stories [692]

coz the country cat might be accidentally harmed.

I am not sure, I only guess so that a cat which devours a poison-terminated mouse might get poisoned in result.

Now I took out the cage trap to catch the rat.

No success after two days. Yet. I have been wondering all day what I would do to the rat whom I christened as Mil coz it reminds me of sb. Murdering it in cold or hot blood is out of question. I have several ideas, good and bad.
pawian   
23 Nov 2024
News / Referendum to decide about exotic immigrants in Poland [559]

Interesting article

It might be such but you made a too long post, as usual. Provide a summary, max 3 lines of text please.

"Exotic immigrants" belong in a Zoo.

Darling, one day your fave white race will need to be protected in zoos. hahahaha buhahaha Ale witz!
pawian   
23 Nov 2024
News / Presidential elections 2025 - the race has commenced!!! [665]

I knew it!! Yes!! Yes!! Yes!!! Our man has won!

Rafał Trzaskowski decisively defeated Radosław Sikorski in the primaries in KO. He won over 74 percent of support from coalition members and will be its candidate for the President of the Republic of Poland.

- The high level of support for Rafał Trzaskowski is worth noting, because let's remember that in recent weeks it was Radosław Sikorski who was on the rise - notes Prof. Dorota Piontek

She emphasizes that Rafał Trzaskowski's victory in the primaries was determined, among other things, by the fact that he is perceived as a more likeable person than Radosław Sikorski, some of whose behaviors were perceived as arrogant. Sikorski, as he points out, is also a conservative politician and his victory in the primaries could discourage the liberal part of the KO electorate, who would even stay at home in the second round.


The more pleasant guy on the right:


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pawian   
23 Nov 2024
Language / Game - guess Polish idioms/sayings in direct English translation - part 2 [726]

childish.

Exactly!!!!! Ask Novi or johhny what they always say about me. hahahaha buhahaha

should take the credit.

I don`t care who takes the credit, just don`t want to read certain azholes` output on my precious riddles. Ha!!! I said what I needed to say and the matter is closed. Howgh!!!! :):):)
I suggest you make some kind of a deal with maf. You can mention its contribution later, after I corroborate the guess. I have nothing against. :):):):)

insults

What insults??? Since when is telling the truth about blanket wetting hyenas an insult???? :):):)

I will be the only one participating

Plus Alien, Lena and a few others. I have nothing against if hyenas stay away. Simple.
pawian   
22 Nov 2024
Off-Topic / A VERY CHRISTMASSY FORUM - IDEAS FOR CHRISTMAS THREADS [156]

Love you all!

while you are holding a knife behind your back to stab us unexpectedly when we don`t pay attention. Thank you very much for such love. The stork loves frogs in a similar manner. hahahaha
pawian   
22 Nov 2024
Language / Game - guess Polish idioms/sayings in direct English translation - part 2 [726]

has said

Please, don`t mention azholing hyenas to me coz I am not going to comment on such posts. Say it in your own words. :):):)

PS. I find it utterly amassing that a pack of hyenas have leapt onto the rotting carcass of an old riddle only after I had jokingly nitpicked at the Lioness` guess and she "complained" in a similar fashion. :):):)
Hey, stinkers, you lack intelligence to do the guessing. You are only able to devour rotten chunks from the cadaver hunted down by the Lioness. Ha!!!

NO HYENAS!!!! The leading motto of this thread.

But if you insist on coming, I will still deal with you in the traditional manner. :):):)
pawian   
21 Nov 2024
Off-Topic / 75 Years of Israel and the War - part 3 [479]

ICC issues arrest warrant for Benjamin Netanyahu

SS Bibi is a war ciminal according to decent people.
This ruling shows how low Nazi Israel has fallen.
pawian   
21 Nov 2024
Life / Owning a house in true countryside of Poland - stories [692]

might not take the bait.

I changed my mind and removed the poison coz the country cat whom I saw in pics and videos on the camera trap might be accidentally harmed.
Now I took out the cage trap to catch the rat. Mice can go free.

The funniest thing is that I still don`t know what happened to the corn cob bait coz I had put it too close to the camera and the lens didn`t cover the view ..............


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pawian   
21 Nov 2024
Language / Game - guess Polish idioms/sayings in direct English translation - part 2 [726]

We were talking

BS. Stop twisting now. It is useless.

not on a person.

Another bs. Ha!!!

What was the issue?

Never mind. You claimed demobilise wasn`t used like I did and in my next post I proved it is.
Similarly, you are peddling false statements about footprints not being footprints now. :):):) AmaSSing!!!
pawian   
20 Nov 2024
Life / Owning a house in true countryside of Poland - stories [692]

how the rat will respond.

He already did with a few stupid comments. hahaha buhahaha

Remove all food if possible.

Good advice, as usual. Unfortunately, my compost heap behind the barn is sort of open.
pawian   
20 Nov 2024
Language / Game - guess Polish idioms/sayings in direct English translation - part 2 [726]

No, darling, you say so out of overwhelming malice coz your pathetic Polish doesn`t allow you to participate in this guessing game. Just like those two other azholes who remind me of hyenas. Three of you come here like smelly hyenas and a rat to steal chunks of meat from the solved riddle prey hunted in pain by the true lioness aka Feniks. Ha!!!! :):):)
pawian   
20 Nov 2024
Life / Polish Music. [298]

it's true.

Yes, it is true you leave your rat stink in this thread that is why decent posters keep away. :):):)
pawian   
20 Nov 2024
USA, Canada / Cigarettes reach nine dollars a pack in New York [109]

I havent smoked a cig in over 15 years

But you pull aka sniff lines today. hahaha Using those notes you once proudly sported to us.
If you are scrooge though, you prefer fentanyl!
pawian   
20 Nov 2024
Language / Game - guess Polish idioms/sayings in direct English translation - part 2 [726]

Of course you can say that a boot leaves a footprint. Check your internets. :):):)

Now it is another time I am educating native English speakers how to use their language. It is simply amasing!!!!

shutterstock.com/pl/search/boot-footprint

And I must say it is quite logical. Coz if you try, you can use a boot to leave another imprint than with its bottom part aka sole. E..g, you can press the upper part of the boot with laces and their rings against sb`s face, thus leaving an imprint on it.

Footprint is a very accurate expression, then.
pawian   
20 Nov 2024
Language / Game - guess Polish idioms/sayings in direct English translation - part 2 [726]

what else did you think that I'd leave an imprint with?

Flip flop instead of a boot??? hahaha

to kick out,

Of course not. You didn`t learn Polish enough. Back to your books, darling. :):):)

You don't leave a footprint

BS. Like the one you tried to "teach" me about months ago. When I proved you wrong, you got so furious that the posts containing our exchange were deleted. Ha!!!.

Of course you can say that a boot leaves a footprint. Check your internets. :):):)

If court the prosecution

Darling, we are not in the court and Feniks isn`t a prosecutor. We are ordinary people and monkeys attending a free forum. . :):):)

This conversation with decent Feniks and two azholes brings up another idiom in my mind:
Fall onto the tree!!! hahahaha

What is the meaning??? Besides, why is it convoluted????
pawian   
20 Nov 2024
Language / Game - guess Polish idioms/sayings in direct English translation - part 2 [726]

I took it for granted

Not quite.
Firstly, you should have said footprint instead of an imprint. Imprint can be left with various objects, while footprint mostly with your foot or sth you wear on it. :):):)
Secondly, leaving an imprint on sb`s behind suggests a single kick in the ass. While booting is a series of kicks all over the body of a usually defenseless opponent on the ground. :):):)
pawian   
19 Nov 2024
Language / Game - guess Polish idioms/sayings in direct English translation - part 2 [726]

Forcibly

This associates well with booting sb. The rest doesn`t.

However, the mystery of literality is still unsolved.

Let`s start from the beginning. How should we imagine booting sb in detail if we aim at literality???

Hint: what is the primary meaning of BOOT in English??????????????????
pawian   
19 Nov 2024
Life / Owning a house in true countryside of Poland - stories [692]

I have provided the hamster with the tenth cob

Ooops, it seems I was cheated on by a much cleverer animal than a hamster, namely a rat. I installed a photo trap in the spot and discovered the place is infested with mice and one big rat. A cat also appeared but probably didn`t do well. Fekk!!!!
I worry about the hamster. Did it go to sleep or it perished after a few days without supplies???

PS. I put rat poison in the barn. This is fekking war and I have no mercy. I will go to Hell, I know.
pawian   
17 Nov 2024
Language / Polish sayings [237]

życie jest brutalne....

Polish saying which originated in 1980s at our uni English department - life is brutal and full of zasadzkas.