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Joined: 30 May 2008 / Male ♂
Last Post: 19 Mar 2025
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Speaks Polish?: Yes, but I prefer English
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pawian   
13 Mar 2025
News / Presidential elections 2025 - the race has commenced!!! [665]

Rightist PIS candidate makes a constant impression he dropped from the moon. He regularly proposes to support changes which were blocked by PIS gov ruling in 2015-23 and earlier or the opposite, block the changes that his gov introduced during their rule.

E.g, he promises to bring back homework which the current gov abolished last year for primary school. AmaSSing!!! Too late, PiS darlings! It was you who messed up the homework law in 2007 during your first term. The current gov is only consistent with your own regulations.
pawian   
13 Mar 2025
Travel / Poland in photo riddles - part 3 [791]

one of the best threads on here ended

Of course not. Business as usual. Show more optimism. Is the British weather getting you down??? :):):):)

Spooning rendered gristle onto sad-looking potatoes.

Hmm, no. How often do you decorate mashed potatoes with gristle? It isn`t Polish style. A British one??
pawian   
11 Mar 2025
News / Dirty deeds of foreign guys in Poland [128]

Only when they get fake documents.
But I just read that the EU is going to introduce fingerprinting and facial photos to identify newcomers more efficiently.
pawian   
10 Mar 2025
News / Dirty deeds of foreign guys in Poland [128]

Most deportations take place without the presence of the media. However, last week 17 Georgians were sent by a military plane back home.


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pawian   
10 Mar 2025
History / The memory about the Invasion of Poland 1939 - today's events [26]

In summer 1939 Polish Foreign Minister Beck commented on Hitler`s plans for Poland:

We in Poland do not recognize the conception of "peace at any price." There is only one thing in the life of men, nations and states which is without price, and that is honour.

In winter 2025, Polish FM Sikorski comments on MASA Golden Cow gangster Musk`s plans for Starlink system:

"Starlink services for Ukraine are paid for by the Polish Digitization Ministry at the cost of about $50 million per year. The ethics of threatening the victim of aggression apart, if SpaceX proves to be an unreliable provider we will be forced to look for other suppliers,"

It is amasing how history repeats itself as parody.
pawian   
10 Mar 2025
USA, Canada / What kind of American food do Poles like most? [119]

I am a connoisseur and a lover of seafood.

Which you find in the intestines of the deer you hunt. hahaha

shrimp

Those are deer ulcers! Żarłeś wrzody żołądkowe jelenia jak krewetki! Ty jeleniu! hahahaha
pawian   
10 Mar 2025
News / Polish final report on Smoleńsk aircrash [870]

Boys scouts are geniuses in comparison.

No, far right nationalist boy scouts aren`t geniuses. They are Putin`s supporters who dream of ruling Poland under Russian control, like communists did in the past.

Look, when Russians attack and the Polish gov declares the state of war, all those nationalist traitors should be isolated in detention camps as a serious threat to the stability of the state.
pawian   
10 Mar 2025
USA, Canada / What kind of American food do Poles like most? [119]

Kentucky Fried Chicken/ Why not boycott KFC

But I didn`t write KFC. I wrote kfc talking about my dish. It is a huge difference. :):):)

I got you, guys. You got caught like kids. hahahaha

Pawians Fried Chicken.

Even better. Thanks. :):):) PFC from now on.

Except that they look like they're boiled and not fried.

You are so impatient like a young male watching his first XXX movie. :):):) hahahaha

Why can`t you wait a little????


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pawian   
10 Mar 2025
Travel / Poland in photo riddles - part 3 [791]

Sorry, I can`t talk about such business matters. My contracts oblige me to keep them confidential.

Never mind, let`s get back to busin ... aka topic aka riddles.

What is sb doing??


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pawian   
10 Mar 2025
Travel / Poland in photo riddles - part 3 [791]

mod

Johhny claims it and I believe him coz he is an honest person and my friend in the forum. :):):):)
pawian   
10 Mar 2025
Language / Game - guess Polish idioms/sayings in direct English translation - part 2 [699]

you will say no

I say no when sb is wrong. However, I immediately offer hints, which eventually contribute to success. Without hints, you wouldn`t be able to guess half of my riddles or more.

Acquiring

Sorry, no.

had to figure out solutions to problems or they would have had nothing.

Yes, you almost got it but didn`t explain to the end. The problem communism created for people was how to combine two things which seemed completely inconnectible, e.g, go on vacation to the seaside but still stick to the scanty monthly ration of fuel which you were allowed. Combining meant uniting fire and water.
pawian   
10 Mar 2025
Travel / Poland in photo riddles - part 3 [791]

I presumed

Don`t presume about things which aren`t riddles. :):):)

I'm not psychic.

No, but when I show photos of my food, it is always placed my fave plates which are white and blue as can be seen in hundreds of photos so far.
pawian   
10 Mar 2025
Language / Polish vs English tongue twisters [45]

I think Pawian overestimates how widely English is spoken in Poland.

If course not!!! I under nothing! I base my opinion on relations by trustworthy travellers who visit Poland. E.g, Novi claimed many times everybody who he spoke to used good English and that the language should be adopted as official instead of Polish. Ha!!!!

don't speak English

We don`t believe you cos you are troubled with a long history of blatant lies which we caught you spreading about Poland in the past. You are an obsessive liar. Simple.
pawian   
10 Mar 2025
Travel / Poland in photo riddles - part 3 [791]

beetroot, ogórki, bread, sausage, tomatoes, surówka or possibly eggs.

Sigh! Guys and guesses, the "riddle" was a joke but you took it so seriously. Similarly, I could ask you how many climaxes Novi had in his life.
The keep up the joke, you should invent some crazy ingredients like pierogis stuffed with beetroot pulp etc.
pawian   
10 Mar 2025
Travel / Poland in photo riddles - part 3 [791]

You

Firstly, as a mod you shouldn`t reveal the insider information about posters because it is unethical.
Secondly, it is none of your business what settings my computer adopts in the forum. Leave it alone, take care of your own life and gadgets..
Thirdly, you are wasting your and our time babbling about "riddles" which weren`t asked.
Finally, do you mean what I know??

you tend to put

No. If you tried to apply deeper reasoning, you would have known that I put nothing on that plate cos it wasn`t mine. Mine are white and blue.