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Posts by Bobko  

Joined: 13 Mar 2017 / Male ♂
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Bobko   
6 Mar 2024
Genealogy / Polish looks? [1410]

Bobko, is this one of those abstract RuSSian jokes?

Ehh, I'm not sure.

In Russia police are often viewed as being sympathetic to homosexuals. In fact, most policemen are by default assumed to be homosexuals. The man in the photo looks like an archetypal homosexual. This made me think, he is also probably a policeman.
Bobko   
5 Mar 2024
Genealogy / Polish looks? [1410]

I've personally seen ones that are better built than the guy in the photo

That guy is gay, so he may very well be a real policeman.
Bobko   
5 Mar 2024
Life / 60th birthday in Poland [38]

Complete waste of time and resources.

If not for your living family, do it for your mother who birthed you. A celebration of her effort, so that you could sh!t here daily on the forum, and bend the minds of young innocent Poles through education.
Bobko   
5 Mar 2024
History / Is There A Polish Foreign Legion? [35]

There would be no shortage of people willing to join.

What?

There would be "no shortage of people" to join the Polish Foreign Legion?

What's to make it better than the French Foreign Legion? Better than the Ukrainian Foreign Legion?

One has the history and the related tradition, the other is engaged in actual hot war.

Why exactly are people going to join the Polish Foreign Legion?
Bobko   
5 Mar 2024
Life / Grisly crimes in Poland [124]

She must have liked it!

Hahahaha!

This Ironside... maybe a better comedian than me.

In the end, however, Russian sense of humor always wins against Polish sense of humor. I see the evidence for this in your jokes, which are largely copied from us.

Russian occupation was good for Poland in at least one aspect - they became funny.
Bobko   
5 Mar 2024
Love / Where to find Asian girls in Poland [13]

@xZerefPL

I have several good pieces of advice for you. You decide yourself, which may work best:

1) Hang out in the Asian section of supermarkets, and try to casually strike up conversations about the best brands of soy sauce.

2) Master the art of origami, and impress potential dates at the local public library with your intricate paper folding skills.

3) Attend every karaoke night in Bydgoszcz, belting out your favorite K-Pop tunes. Extra points if you can hit those high notes.

4) Volunteer at the local zoo as a Korean/Vietnamese/Chinese language guide.
Bobko   
4 Mar 2024
News / How will Poland be affected by WW3 which has now started [559]

when actually outside of world war 2 ?

The Third Silesian War and the Napoleonic Wars (during various coalitions). Maybe some other occasions that don't come to mind.

At the same time only Poles, Mongols, and the French ever took Moscow.

Somewhat embarrassing, nein?
Bobko   
4 Mar 2024
History / Pol-Shorpy Photo Thread [950]

I always thought it was BS

If you think it is BS, then Silesia is also BS :)
Bobko   
3 Mar 2024
Life / Poles speaking English - examples [263]

Even if he had said 'forgot' most people (including highly educated native speakers) wouldn't hear it as a mistake....

First of all, want to say it's very interesting observing this conversation. I'm not a philologist/linguist, so encountering some terms that I'm not familiar with.

Regarding the "forgot"... to me it sounds actually correct, but sort of archaic and unnecessarily pompous given the occasion.

"Forgotten politicians" vs "Politicians forgot" is kinda like JFK vs King Henry VIII.
Bobko   
2 Mar 2024
Life / Poles speaking English - examples [263]

he that toxic that all the fish in the river died out.

Ehehehehe!

How can you argue with this man?

His arguments are like sledgehammers.

This is the kind of wisdom that only comes with age.
Bobko   
2 Mar 2024
Life / Poles speaking English - examples [263]

His English is both fluent and natural.

He's married to Anne Applebaum for god's sake. A famous author. Who writes in English.

He went to Oxford.

He lived outside Poland between 1981 and 2006, and what's more - has been a diplomat since then.

He probably doesn't even speak Polish at home.

Why is this debate happening?
Bobko   
1 Mar 2024
Life / Poles speaking English - examples [263]

Rafał Trzaskowski

Sikorski definitely has a much more profound knowledge of the language than this guy. Much more sophisticated/nuanced.

This guy has a less affected accent, but it's pretty "generic/sterile", whereas Sikorski's has a lot of character to it.
Bobko   
29 Feb 2024
Life / Poles speaking English - examples [263]

certainly named after the bird

He should have changed his last name to McTit or Titson when he became a British citizen.

At the very least - Titsky.
Bobko   
29 Feb 2024
Life / Poles speaking English - examples [263]

Not a possible Polish name

Russian Wikipedia says even Russian Sikorskys have Polish origins.

Again, according to Russian wiki, the Sikorsky surname has its origins in a place called Sikor, which is located near a town called Szreńsk, in the powiat mławski, Województwo mazowieckie.

An alternative origin is from the Polish word sikora, which is a type of bird (called tit or chickadee in English).

Learned something new today.
Bobko   
29 Feb 2024
Life / Poles speaking English - examples [263]

He strongly implied that he was an immediate family member a very famous person with the same surname

Igor Ivanovich Sikorsky, founder of the Sikorsky Aircraft Corporation, was a Russian.

People at Oxford are especial idiots, if they believed such a lie.

From Wikipedia:

"His father, Ivan Alexeevich Sikorsky, was a professor of psychology in St. Vladimir University (now Taras Shevchenko National University), a psychiatrist with an international reputation, and an ardent Russian nationalist.

Igor Sikorsky was an Orthodox Christian. When questioned regarding his roots, he would answer: "My family is of Russian origin. My grandfather and other ancestors from the time of Peter the Great were Orthodox priests." "

Bobko   
29 Feb 2024
Life / Poles speaking English - examples [263]

Can you guess?

Not really.

After all, Henry Kissinger was born in Germany and Madeleine Albright was born in Czechoslovakia.

Fair enough.
Bobko   
29 Feb 2024
Life / Poles speaking English - examples [263]

I posed that question (and the answer is no secret at all - it's even slightly amusing) already.

So what is the answer?

Renounced

A typo.

Would you be fine if the next Foreign Secretary of the UK was a person born in Guangzhou?
Bobko   
29 Feb 2024
Life / Poles speaking English - examples [263]

Yay British intelligence

How does Poland care nothing about this?

The guy only denounced his citizenship in 2006.

Even banana republics like America, have a native-born requirement for the top jobs.

This guy may be native born, but the rest of his biography makes it clear that he has dual loyalties.
Bobko   
29 Feb 2024
Life / Poles speaking English - examples [263]

Honestly, the more I think about it, the more obvious that Sikorsky was cultivated by British intelligence from an early age.

How does a guy from Bydgoszcz, join a club whose members are almost all British aristocracy? How does he pay for that lifestyle?

Then he goes to work in the press, and the detail he chooses is... covering the Soviet war in Afghanistan?

After that, he works for the American Enterprise Institute?

This guy has a strange biography.
Bobko   
29 Feb 2024
Life / Poles speaking English - examples [263]

He was in the Bullingdon Club.

I definitely need to read more about Polish history between 1960-1981.

How was Sikorsky able to leave? I understand that afterwards, he was granted political asylum after the crackdown against Solidarity - but how did he leave in the first place?

Also, I didn't know that he's married to Anne Applebaum - a Russian hater par excellence, on the level of Masha Gessen and Garry Kasparov.
Bobko   
29 Feb 2024
Life / Poles speaking English - examples [263]

Not bad but he seems sort of coping, even struggling with his English occassionally

I'm definitely impressed with his English.

To me it comes across as pretty posh, or as posh as Eastern European accents can be - while still being apparent. Very British.
Bobko   
28 Feb 2024
Life / Any good Polish films to watch? [112]

Best Polish film in history - "Pigs 2: The Last Blood". In Polish, it's called "Psy 2. Ostatnia krew".

It features the Polish Jean-Claude Van Damme - Bogusław Linda.

In this film, Linda's character, Franz, fights against the odds to stop a train full of weapons from arriving in Sarajevo.

So successful was Pigs 2, that in 2020 they made a Pigs 3.

Highly recommend. 5 stars.
Bobko   
28 Feb 2024
News / NATO expansion in northern Europe - great news for Poland [137]

America is 95% of the globe

There should only be 3 or 4 countries in the world - like in George Orwell's 1984.

We keep Africa neutral, and that's where we all meet to bash each other's brains in.
Bobko   
27 Feb 2024
News / Poland to officially demand $1.32 trillion WW2 reparations from Germany [457]

They were released when the UdSSR was no longer able to occupy them

Russia could collapse to a population of 20M people, be sanctioned from using the telephone or toilet, while Moscow itself was a smoldering ruin - and we would still have enough resources to occupy the Baltic states.

These microscopic assh*les, require perhaps a motorized division per country, to maintain stability.
Bobko   
27 Feb 2024
Food / Polish dishes with foreign origin in the name [99]

We have a pelmenitsa

What the hell is that? Sounds like something you would use to make pelmeni, but I've never seen such a magical implement. It's why I never bother with making them, because it's such a pain in the ass.

I read once that people in the frozen east pile them up outside their hovel

I don't see why not, especially pre-refrigeration days.
Bobko   
27 Feb 2024
Food / Polish dishes with foreign origin in the name [99]

Are they not served baked?

You can bake them. You can fry them. You can boil them.

Most people buy them frozen at the store, and just boil them like macaroni. Ten minutes, and you've got yourself a dinner. Add sour cream, or maybe even ketchup if you're autistic.

In a restaurant, they'll usually be swimming around in their own broth, in a little clay pot like in the photo above.

1) Fried Pelmeni
2) Baked Pelmeni
3) Orthodox Christian Pelmeni


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Bobko   
27 Feb 2024
Food / Polish dishes with foreign origin in the name [99]

Dumplings stuffed with potatoes and white cheese, i.e. "russian dumplings" (pierogi ruskie).

We call those vareniki. True Russian dumplings, are more circular in shape, and made only with ground meat. We call those - pelmeni.

Vareniki (crescent shaped pelmeni with potatoes instead of meat), are traditionally considered a Ukrainian recipe. They're also sometimes made with cherries, or something else sweet.

In the picture below, pelmeni are on the right, and vareniki on the left.

My theory, based on nothing, is that these come into Russian and Ukrainian cuisine from Asia. Maybe from the Tatars, or some of the other Steppe peoples. Looks too much like their dumplings to be a coincidence.


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