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Posts by ShawnH  

Joined: 2 Jul 2009 / Male ♂ 		Last Post: 1 Aug 2020
Threads: Total: 8 / Live: 1 / Archived: 7
Posts: Total: 1488 / Live: 251 / Archived: 1237 		From: Canada
Speaks Polish?: Not Much
Interests: Food, Beer, Wine

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ShawnH   
30 Jun 2011
Life / Why is circumcision not practiced in Poland? [701]

It's disgusting that most Polish men are uncircumcised.

Circumcised penises are disgusting.

So from this non-trollish provocation, we have learned that all penises (whether circumcised, or not) are disgusting.
ShawnH   
28 Jun 2011
Love / Polish women are the most beautiful in the world! [1718]

They behave like women of most other post communist countries, extremely quiet and insecure, afraid to speak

You never met my wife...

Look up arrogance in a dictionary or online

Look up Paragraph in a dictionary or online. Fcuk, I went crosseyed just trying to read the first six lines...
ShawnH   
25 Jun 2011
Travel / My visit to Poland - Likes & Dislikes. [137]

plus loud groups of young people talking animatedly on balconies at night.

Which seem to echo off the other blocks, like canyon walls. Especially frustrating when you are trying to sleep on the fault line of the in-law's pull out wersalka....
ShawnH   
17 Jun 2011
News / Polish-German Close Cooperation Plan [31]

*runs after Torqi for hugs and kisses*

Ew, that's kind of gay. Can't you just shake his hand and give him a punch on the arm. Then raise a glass of beer.

**Now that's manly.**
ShawnH   
11 Jun 2011
Language / Mixed English Grammar Thread [183]

later his band creates a furore

I would have used created, but for some reason, creates also seems to work, maybe as used in the commentary of a documentary?? Why?
ShawnH   
28 May 2011
Genealogy / What are common Polish character traits? [417]

Stubbornly sticking to a position

Yeah, like the Star Wars characters. Poland wouldn't have that. I seem to remember a silver Elvis statue in Warsaw that wasn't averse to taking photo's or coins.....
ShawnH   
10 May 2011
Life / Poles and their listening skills [22]

We don't multitask as well as you do, give us a break, will ya.

I disagree. I can watch Nascar on Fox and surf the internet all at the same time. It gets complicated when I have to get my own beer, but that is what a caring, considerate spouse is for, right?
ShawnH   
9 May 2011
Love / How do Polish men feel about gender equality? [780]

The "slut walk" that Zimmy posted about above. Has nothing to do with putting law enforcement into dating, nor is it a new feminist tactic for degrading the status of men, but rather a response to the Toronto Police Force whose spokesman claimed women who get raped are culpable for "dressing like sluts".

Well said, and factually accurate.
ShawnH   
27 Apr 2011
Love / Is it true that Polish women are very busty? [71]

You mean busty or not?

southern, as a homework project, I would appreciate if you could find some videos that take the following into consideration:

a) Busty and Attractive
b) Busty and Not Attractive
c) Not Busty and Attractive
d) Not Busty and Not Attractive.

Based on that empiracle evidence, it might be worth putting the results into a venn diagram, so we can draw some meaningful conclusions.
ShawnH   
23 Apr 2011
Love / Is it true that Polish women are very busty? [71]

Just don't get caught doing it ;)

That is why man invented very dark shades. Wrap around ones are better, so you can exercise your peripheral vision muscles...
ShawnH   
19 Apr 2011
Law / Asylum laws in Poland [41]

Try Britain instead: the people there are a far softer touch and you get loads more cash than you would in Poland.

But the women aren't nearly as nice there.
ShawnH   
23 Mar 2011
Love / Is rape so common in Poland? [95]

what means `tend`? you agree or disagree

To put it simply, disagree.

Tell me, did you ever heard of term `Serbian Jeb`? See, its ritual rape when female provoke to be raped.

Never heard the term. Is it a 'consentual' act? Kind of like this:
Man: Hi Honey, how was your day?
Woman: Not so bad, the dry cleaners didn't have your pants ready, something about the seamstress not being in last night.
Man: Oh well, no problem. As long as they are ready for the party on Saturday night.
Woman: Yes they should be. Do you feel like raping me tonight?
Man: Can it wait untill after the baseball game? My favourite pitcher is on deck tonight.
Woman: Sure, that will give me time to finish my crossword puzzle.
ShawnH   
21 Mar 2011
Travel / Storks - the Symbol of Poland [59]

The storks are arriving back in PL. How long before the stork cam is live again?

"Storks hardly ever return from their winter migration as early as 21 March, which is the vernal equinox," ornithologist Marian Stoj told Polish Radio, adding that as many as 25 percent of world's population of stork is concentrated in Poland.

ShawnH   
17 Mar 2011
Life / Sexual culture in Poland [66]

That would be a diet lacking in variety. I mean, how many nutrients would be left after the fourth or fifth regurgitation?